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China has the largest population not because their women's are more fertile but because their men use condoms made in China The way I am
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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vinii wrote:Just for gags ''Othaya erections were hard and took long. But i came on top of Mugambi...." ...Wambui  hahahahaaaaa!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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@ livie thanks,stress zimepungua!
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/8/2011 Posts: 482 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/9/2009 Posts: 1,262
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Partnii passed Integrity test to vie in Westlands
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Manyala wrote:http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151492326325013  Ask them to try that in Kenya!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 6,592 Location: Nairobi
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c/p 2013 KCSE Leakage. 1. calculate the speed of a poor guy to an Mpesa shop if he received money from a wrong number given that he hasn't paid his rent 2. Bonoko-deh and Mbusi-deh have no CVs yet they're journalists. Discuss why U have a degree and still jobless 3. calculate the momentum of a stone thrown by a Gor fan in relation to waititu's projectile principle 4. If Wamalwa wins presidency, the head of the coin will no longer be flat. Explain 5. Maths pp1...mwende is paid 5000 to tilt her mouth for an hour...calculate how much kiraitu is paid 6. which one of the following is not part of kenya?(rongai,kisimayu,ngamia one,Pwani) 7. kiswahili paper 1: Kwenye picha ya Ole Kiyapi uliyopewa, jaza pengo." 8. Which is wider the Gap between Kiyapis Teeth or the Gap between the rich and the poor? 9. calculate the concentration of sugar in the 'utamu wa Yesu' song 10. The road to heaven is narrow. Calculate the probability of a momo fitting on the path? 11. using examples explain why luhyas cannot be employed at Kenchic
BBI will solve it :)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Stolen: I was hanging out alone in local bar on a friday night. At around 2am I decided to leave for my crib... No matatus ply that route at that time of the morning and so I decided to hitch a ride. It starts to rain and then a Prado stops next to me, I quickly get into the passenger si...de and close the door. The car starts moving and just when was about to thank the driver I discover there was none! I started to freak out but I was afraid to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the vehicle got to a bend, a hand comes in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel! This happens twice but on the 3rd time, I become totally freaked out and decide to jump out of the vehicle, landing into a ditch full of rain water. I got up and ran into a nearby bar. After downing four beers, I narrate my 'ghost' encounter to whoever cared to listen. Just then, three guys get into the same bar, soaked wet. Then one of them recognizes me, starts laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me. Amid his laughing he says loudly"Si huyu ni yule jamaa aliingia gari tukisukuma?' ….I fainted ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 1/16/2013 Posts: 46
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/8/2009 Posts: 974 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:Stolen:
I was hanging out alone in local bar on a friday night. At around 2am I decided to leave for my crib... No matatus ply that route at that time of the morning and so I decided to hitch a ride. It starts to rain and then a Prado
stops next to me, I quickly get into the
passenger si...de and close the door. The car starts moving and just when was
about to thank the driver I discover there was none! I started to freak out but I was afraid to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the vehicle got to a bend, a hand comes in through the
driver's window and turned the steering
wheel! This happens twice but on the 3rd time, I become totally freaked out and decide to jump out of the vehicle, landing into a ditch full of rain water.
I got up and ran into a nearby bar. After
downing four beers, I narrate my 'ghost'
encounter to whoever cared to listen. Just then, three guys get into the same bar, soaked wet. Then one of them recognizes me, starts laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me. Amid his laughing he says loudly"Si huyu ni yule jamaa aliingia gari tukisukuma?' ….I fainted @ReggaeMan, That is a killer joke! nimecheka yangu yote  You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/21/2011 Posts: 1,010
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I was hanging out alone in local bar on a Friday night. At around 2am I decided to leave for my crib... No matatus ply that route at that time of the morning and so I decided to hitch a ride.
It starts to rain and then a Prado stops next to me, I quickly get into the passenger side and close the door. The car starts moving and just when I was about to thank the driver I discover there was none!
I started to freak out but I was afraid to jump out of a moving vehicle. When the vehicle got to a bend, a hand comes in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel! This happens twice but on the 3rd time, I become totally freaked out and decide to jump out of the vehicle, landing into a ditch full of rain water.
I got up and ran into a nearby bar. After downing four beers, I narrate my 'ghost' encounter to whoever cared to listen. Just then, three guys get into the same bar, soaked wet. Then one of them recognizes me, starts laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me. Amid his laughing he says
"Si huyu ni yule jamaa aliingia gari tukisukuma?'
….I fainted
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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xyzee wrote:Partnii passed Integrity test to vie in Westlands Duh! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/8/2007 Posts: 675
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Techie Joke: You may have seen that Facebook released a new search engine called Graph Search. What a lot of people don't realize is that was actually in reaction to Google, which also recently released an online directory of all of its employees -- called Google Plus. Form is temporary, class is permanent
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/23/2009 Posts: 1,626
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/27/2011 Posts: 1,777
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2012 wrote:c/p
2013 KCSE Leakage.
1. calculate the speed of a poor guy to an Mpesa shop if he received money from a wrong number given that he hasn't paid his rent
2. Bonoko-deh and Mbusi-deh have no CVs yet they're journalists. Discuss why U have a degree and still jobless
3. calculate the momentum of a stone thrown by a Gor fan in relation to waititu's projectile principle
4. If Wamalwa wins presidency, the head of the coin will no longer be flat. Explain
5. Maths pp1...mwende is paid 5000 to tilt her mouth for an hour...calculate how much kiraitu is paid
6. which one of the following is not part of kenya?(rongai,kisimayu,ngamia one,Pwani)
7. kiswahili paper 1: Kwenye picha ya Ole Kiyapi uliyopewa, jaza pengo."
8. Which is wider the Gap between Kiyapis Teeth or the Gap between the rich and the poor?
9. calculate the concentration of sugar in the 'utamu wa Yesu' song
10. The road to heaven is narrow. Calculate the probability of a momo fitting on the path?
11. using examples explain why luhyas cannot be employed at Kenchic You made my day.......
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/27/2011 Posts: 1,777
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Effects of phombe. This must happened to a "friend of mine" Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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