ShiKaRabarWacha Kalamu Inc.
Memo
To: Financial Controller
From: HRM Admin
CC: COO
Date: 7/29/2010
Re: STAFF MORALE ON THURSDAY

Radio yenu imezoea kisap mpaka instead ya kusema kiss 100 inasemanga
"mumunya igana"

Ati mbwa yenu ni shy hadi ikiona wagondi ina blush.



Naskianga ati damu yako ni tamu jo, hadi mosquito zinakamingi na
mandazi..!!



Ati uko na mdomo biggy hadi ungekuwa muimbaji ungetoa collabo pekee
yako.



we ni mchoyo hadi unaflash.999. makarao



ati we ni mmean mpaka unataka laini yako ya YU iandikwe ME


Fone yako ni bwaku sana ina inbox, outbox na toolbox.


Ati nyi ni masonko hadi kuku zenu hula kuku!


uko na ngozi tight mpaka ukikunja ngumi macho infunguka.


Doggy yenu imebeat hadi iki bark lazima ijishikilie kwa ukuta.


kwenu ni ocha sana hadi sms ikifika unaipanguza vumbi


Ati wewe ni mweusi hadi huwezi kuwa na a BRIGHT idea.

Manzi yako ni mkonda hadi mukienda kupanda mat unaambiwa"pole buda
lakini hatubebi miwa"

Una kichwa kubwa mpaka dream zako zushow in dolby surround.

wewe ni mzee hadi ulisahau kiatu yako kwa Noah's ark.

Ati wewe ni kichwa ngumu hadi ulikataa kuzaliwa uchi!


We ni mnono hadi ukikunywa novida huwezi get lifted!

kwenu nyinyi ni wezi hadi Ali baba and the 40 thieves walikam attacho
kwenu.

ati we ni dandaa hadi ukisign in facebook wanakuliza 'what's not in your
mind?'

Ati phone yako ni ya zamoh,uki2miwa sms unaishia kucollect kwa post
office.

fon yako imebeat hadi wall ya fcbk ina cracks...


msee ni mweusi hadi difference yake na midnight ni 11:59.

ati umesota hadi wall yako ya fb imejengwa na mabati.


ati ndoto zako ni noma mpaka zi huanza... previously on..


We ni mnatty hadi ukiswitch on nokia yako,badala ya hizo mikono
kusalimiana, ziugota.


paka yenu ni mzee imebakisha one day iwe simba.


Wewe ni mshamba hadi first time yako uliona soda,ulifinya finya kujua
gani ni ripe


wewe ni mrefu hadi una magoti tatu kama ngamia


ati wewe ni face book addict mpaka ukiandikanga jina yako kwa exam
unamalizianga na @yahoo.com

Nyinyi ni wadosi hadi dogi zenu zina dogi za kuzichunga.


t.v yenu ni ya kisapéré hadi swaleh mdoe hujiita karanja.


first time yako kuingia matatu ulitoa viatu na ukasalimia kila mtu.


wewe ni mfupi hadi unabebanga fifty bob kama mabati.

wee ni mnono hadi ukikalia novel zinakuwa short stories!


chuo yenu ni farthest by the time unafika ni 2nd term!



tv nyenu ni noma hadi hushika police station.


Manzi yako ame beat hadi badala ya kupelekwa extreem make ova,
alipelekwa panel beating!