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FUNNY SK MATHEMATICS
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Tuesday, May 05, 2009 11:17:00 AM
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Hi all

In real mathematics we know that 2x + x = 3x. Logically then it follows that 3x – x = 2x. In SK the mathematics is different and does not follow any known logic. Take a look….

mlefu + gachungwa = total mlefu
total mlefu – gachungwa = fundaaahhh

njung’e + pure water = guka
guka – pure water = lost njung’e

pondi + a mini-skirt = charged pondi
charged pondi – mini-skirt = dead man

leona + kililimbi = inverted stool
inverted stool – kililimbi = limping leona

tusker baridi + agenda no. 4 = president
president – agenda no. 4 = mwai kibaki

real shaft + muratina = wise man
wise man – muratina = worm eater

ngwono + the bible = angel
angel – the bible = mavuno = total confusion

mainat + financials = bull market
bull market – financials = broke mainat….

Very interesting indeed....have i left anything behind related to these unique SK mathematics.

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