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SK ni furahiday.....saa ya phombe!!!!
Swenani
#3521 Posted : Thursday, November 10, 2016 9:52:15 AM
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radio wrote:
Yet again, I find myself in need of a nduthi...screw Trump.


If you drink in your house, you can save the nduthi money and change someones life....One coin at a time!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
ZZE123
#3522 Posted : Friday, November 11, 2016 1:02:57 PM
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McReggae wrote:
........constitution hapa, constitution pale
........fake boobs hapa fake bums pale
It's furahiday guyz, saa ya kilimanjaro lagerApplause

Today I feel like getting wasted.. Where can I get good ones???
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
washiku
#3523 Posted : Friday, November 11, 2016 2:17:36 PM
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masukuma
#3524 Posted : Sunday, November 20, 2016 6:16:32 PM
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What happens after drinking 1, 2, and 3 glasses of wine? @Wamunyota decided to carry out a project last furahiday to measure that. At the end of a busy and rough week, he invited his buddies to come over and the first picture was taken right away when his guests had just arrived. This was done in order to capture the stress and the fatigue after a full day of work and battling traffic to get to his house, Then at the end of each glass a snapshot was taken, nothing fancy, a face and a wall, 3 times. That's it!
@julie

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@hardwood

@angelica_ann

@wendz

@bigchick

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@wazua_admin


He documented his findings here - Furahi day indeed!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
urstill1
#3525 Posted : Sunday, November 20, 2016 7:01:08 PM
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Nakunywa mnazi polepole at my local. 100 bob per litre. Support mama pima.
Swenani
#3526 Posted : Sunday, November 20, 2016 8:34:50 PM
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masukuma wrote:
What happens after drinking 1, 2, and 3 glasses of wine? @Wamunyota decided to carry out a project last furahiday to measure that. At the end of a busy and rough week, he invited his buddies to come over and the first picture was taken right away when his guests had just arrived. This was done in order to capture the stress and the fatigue after a full day of work and battling traffic to get to his house, Then at the end of each glass a snapshot was taken, nothing fancy, a face and a wall, 3 times. That's it!
@julie

@alma

@impunity

@swenani

@hardwood

@angelica_ann

@wendz

@bigchick

@harry_dre

@wazua_admin


He documented his findings here - Furahi day indeed!


how weak are these people? is it three glasses or three bottles?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
masukuma
#3527 Posted : Sunday, November 20, 2016 11:08:29 PM
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Swenani wrote:
masukuma wrote:
What happens after drinking 1, 2, and 3 glasses of wine? @Wamunyota decided to carry out a project last furahiday to measure that. At the end of a busy and rough week, he invited his buddies to come over and the first picture was taken right away when his guests had just arrived. This was done in order to capture the stress and the fatigue after a full day of work and battling traffic to get to his house, Then at the end of each glass a snapshot was taken, nothing fancy, a face and a wall, 3 times. That's it!
@julie

@alma

@impunity

@swenani

@hardwood

@angelica_ann

@wendz

@bigchick

@harry_dre

@wazua_admin


He documented his findings here - Furahi day indeed!


how weak are these people? is it three glasses or three bottles?

3 bootles? eish!! it's 3 glasses.... wengine ni wa Hard!!
akina
@washiks


@PeterReborn


What people don't know is that the ability to hold your alcohol is a factor of many things
1) Genetics - Some people have genes that make them hold their alcohol well - Chinese for example. Native Americans for example have a bad reaction to alcohol
2) Weight - alcohol is a drug and for effect it must be dosed based on weight and so women with smaller frames would respond more to the same amount of alcohol when compared to larger muscular men.
3) absorption rate - That is why people are asked not to drink on an empty stomach as the alcohol will be absorbed quicker and make you light up like a christmas tree at 7:45pm!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
washiku
#3528 Posted : Tuesday, November 22, 2016 3:21:39 PM
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washiku
#3529 Posted : Friday, November 25, 2016 11:28:47 AM
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Wamunyota
#3530 Posted : Friday, November 25, 2016 5:00:48 PM
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I am baaaack.Hii baridi mambo ni whisky.Mzinga ya John mtembezi will doDrool Drool Drool
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#3531 Posted : Friday, November 25, 2016 5:06:15 PM
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washiku wrote:
Ngai, Wamunyota kimelewa Tuesday mchana?




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hii ni fombe ya asubuhi.
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#3532 Posted : Friday, November 25, 2016 5:24:53 PM
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masukuma wrote:
What happens after drinking 1, 2, and 3 glasses of wine? @Wamunyota decided to carry out a project last furahiday to measure that. At the end of a busy and rough week, he invited his buddies to come over and the first picture was taken right away when his guests had just arrived. This was done in order to capture the stress and the fatigue after a full day of work and battling traffic to get to his house, Then at the end of each glass a snapshot was taken, nothing fancy, a face and a wall, 3 times. That's it!
@julie

@alma

@impunity

@swenani

@hardwood

@angelica_ann

@wendz

@bigchick

@harry_dre

@wazua_admin


He documented his findings here - Furahi day indeed!

smile smile Bottomline-Fombe makes people happy.
Hutia Mundu!!
hardwood
#3533 Posted : Friday, November 25, 2016 8:16:08 PM
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masukuma wrote:
What happens after drinking 1, 2, and 3 glasses of wine? @Wamunyota decided to carry out a project last furahiday to measure that. At the end of a busy and rough week, he invited his buddies to come over and the first picture was taken right away when his guests had just arrived. This was done in order to capture the stress and the fatigue after a full day of work and battling traffic to get to his house, Then at the end of each glass a snapshot was taken, nothing fancy, a face and a wall, 3 times.

@hardwood

Furahi day indeed!


For God so loved the world that He gave us pombe........
Wamunyota
#3534 Posted : Wednesday, November 30, 2016 11:22:45 AM
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RULES for those who will be drinking BUT NOT BUYING during December period:

1. Respect the buyer.
2. Greet the buyer before you sit.
3. Incase the buyer's phone goes off due to battery empty,quickly put his simcard in your phone and yours in the empty safaricom wallet.
4. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.
5. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.
6. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.
7. Buyer's jokes are always funny so you must laugh out loud.
8. If there is only one lady at the table she belongs to the buyer.
9. When the buyer fights, fight; even if you are skinny and weak, my friend, fight!
10. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink.
11. When the buyer stops drinking, stop too.
12. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks
13. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink
14. When using a cooler box, you are responsible for breaking the ice blocks.
15. In a cooler box, the buyer's drinks should be at the bottom and yours at the top, you're responsible for taking out those drinks whenever the buyer calls for one.
16. If the cooler box is full, your drinks remain in the boot and outside the cooler box until there's some space.
17. If by some reason you have to leave and there are drinks remaining, you just leave empty handed, those drinks are the sole property of the buyer...

Thank you for cooperation
Hutia Mundu!!
hardwood
#3535 Posted : Wednesday, December 07, 2016 8:36:12 AM
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All these should be arrested for "driving under the influence" and breaking all the traffic laws in the book. They should be banned from driving and put in jail. They are a big danger to other road users.







PeterReborn
#3536 Posted : Friday, December 09, 2016 10:57:18 AM
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TGIF!!!Julie,niko Naivasha feeling sufficiently philanthropic.Hola Peterreborn10 kwa gee male.
Consistency is better than intensity
KulaRaha
#3537 Posted : Friday, December 09, 2016 12:22:43 PM
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Ahhhh, have been booze free for so long...today I must indulge!
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
hardwood
#3538 Posted : Monday, December 12, 2016 7:38:48 PM
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I am at Club Sidai Oleng. Where is @wamunyota I chafua his meza. Enjoying that crazy dish of nyama, mahindi and eggs, taking 1/2 at 800 bob. The one iliwekwa kwa funny pictures. It's quite tasty and seems to the staple food here.
Angelica _ann
#3539 Posted : Monday, December 12, 2016 7:41:35 PM
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hardwood wrote:
I am at Club Sidai Oleng. Where is @wamunyota I chafua his meza. Enjoying that crazy dish of nyama, mahindi and eggs 1/2 at 800 bob. The one iliwekwa kwa funny pictures. It quite tasty.

Plus phombe, the after effects Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
hardwood
#3540 Posted : Monday, December 12, 2016 7:51:12 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
hardwood wrote:
I am at Club Sidai Oleng. Where is @wamunyota I chafua his meza. Enjoying that crazy dish of nyama, mahindi and eggs 1/2 at 800 bob. The one iliwekwa kwa funny pictures. It quite tasty.

Plus phombe, the after effects Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


Sema kukula kuku na mayai yake, na mahindi/shakula yake. Eating the whole food chain. #SuperPredator. Then the phombe. The stomach must be like a nuclear reactor..... .or a biogas digester. #Explosive #Bomb
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