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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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hardwood wrote:I am the guy with a sharp Italian suit and red tie. And canoodling with two gorgeous ladies.  marikura vitu ama marikura kwa masho? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Haki Wamunyota zile mambo unatuonyesha kwa hii dunia... 
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Angelica _ann wrote:Wamunyota wrote:radio wrote:Wamunyota wrote:maka wrote:Wamunyota wrote:Waache games.Millennials ni watu wa KC,Naps na Brumoon.  Naps + black n white lol....used to have lots of that and ratish in campo huko juja....ages ago...maisha changes proper...swali tu...how come Sirville is run down?Haipendezi at all... Kumbe pia wewe ulikuwa Juja boys.Ma street party nazo!! Juja boys is full house... Millennials want to get high quick quick. How many of these Cider will a millennial have before they get high? hehe.Hii pombe haiwezi lewesha Millennials.Unless hawa Mido crass wa Heineken  Hii mutatunua mpaka muhepe Sisi nanunua ile electric ya Julie Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Cheria sa mbaa:
1. Ukifanya ornder, unaturia, usichide umekubucha kubucha waiter, yeye ni mutu msima anakubuka.
2. Ukirewo urewe peke yako, usianse kuiba nyibo sa Kigooco huku. Ukitaka kuiba eda clusade.
3. Huku hakuna dancing froor. Kwa hifo usika dance huku, hii ni bar, sio carnivorous(Carnivore)
4. Urinal siko. Kukonjoa ni sawa. Ukitaka hanja kumbwa, marisa fobe yako uede ukakumie kwako. Huku hakuna shoo. Tunauzaga fobe si Ugari.
5. Kufugia waiter jisho uwashe. Unamfugia jisho kwani umeskia ni daktali wa masho.
6. Ukinunuria waiter fobe, sio kumaanicha ati utaeda na yeye kwako. Ako hapa kuusa fobe, sio kuusa mwiri, mununurie na uthie ukiumaga
7. Usikamwaga mwage fobe kwa mesa,, tumekataa! Urinunua ukunywe ama umwage, tumia kogocity!
8. Huku hakuna Maraya. Ukitaka maraya kunja na wako, na akuwe maraya anaereweka tafathari sio chula inakaa mutura bishi
9. Wakati Mike Lua ama Salim Junia anaiba, tafathari uskakaibaniche na yeye. NYAMASA tulii,, watu warikunja kusikisa Lua, sio wewe. Ukitaka kuiba, tuabie tukutafutie Saturnday yako.
10. Kuchika chika waiter matako ni hatia! Chika matako yako, huku si bedloom.
11. Maneno ya CORND na JUBIREE perekeni Fesbuk. Sio hapa!!!Laila sio Waiter hapa
12. Kuwekewo mchere kwa fobe si kitu kumbwa, ukiwekew, unaitoa na unaederea na Fobe yako kama kawaida.wegine wamechawai wekewo mahidi na wanasurfife tu
13. HAKUNA kurara kwa Mesa! Mesa sio kitada. Kama umerewo, eda ukarare kwako.
14. Ukiibiwo pesa eda ukastaki kwa borithi, usikakunje kusubua Manager.
15. Tip ni rasma! Kama besa yako haitochi ya tip, rasima birr irete chinda ama ununue fobe take away ukakunywie kwako.
16. Huku hakuna bouncer! Rakini ukireta nyokonyoko tutakunyorocha kama Mukola.
17. Usikatapike huku. Hii ni Bar, sio Crinic ya watoto. Unatapika kwani uko na Miba??chidwo!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Wah!! Hio Electric ni ya Saitan.I gave a fisilet two of those and she climbed me like crazy  It is of the devil. Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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The party continues....Mambo the famous bird black label version.  Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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after that "furru condition! shots zisiletwe 'single' " wewe Kwisha!!! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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washiku wrote:hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk. Get an Uber All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk. Get an Uber Uber it is boss In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Angelica _ann wrote:masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk. Get an Uber Uber it is boss Hii kukunywa weekday ni chida.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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hardwood wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk. Get an Uber Uber it is boss Hii kukunywa weekday ni chida. Fombe ya weekday ni tamu sana.Ikileta noma chukua uber ama nduthi. Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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Wamunyota wrote:hardwood wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk. Get an Uber Uber it is boss Hii kukunywa weekday ni chida. Fombe ya weekday ni tamu sana.Ikileta noma chukua uber ama nduthi. Nduthi and you are drunk In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Wamunyota wrote:hardwood wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk. Get an Uber Uber it is boss Hii kukunywa weekday ni chida. Fombe ya weekday ni tamu sana.Ikileta noma chukua uber ama nduthi. When I was a young man like you wamunyota, nililewa nikachua nduthi at 2.00am without putting on a helmet, kufika kwa nyumba I was back to being sober sababu ya baridi If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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Swenani wrote:Wamunyota wrote:hardwood wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:masukuma wrote:washiku wrote:hardwood wrote:Drunk like a skunk and its only Tuesday. That is crossing Ole Lenkus famed RED line. Alcobow wako wapi? Get a driver. It doesn't matter where they are as long as the driver isn't drunk. Get an Uber Uber it is boss Hii kukunywa weekday ni chida. Fombe ya weekday ni tamu sana.Ikileta noma chukua uber ama nduthi. When I was a young man like you wamunyota, nililewa nikachua nduthi at 2.00am without putting on a helmet, kufika kwa nyumba I was back to being sober sababu ya baridi jamaa alifika home? I am beginning to worry for him. hii tabia ya kukunywa mpaka saa nane on an odd tuesday is not healthy. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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