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simonkabz
#2581 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 3:34:08 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Gin and Tonic furahiday, this is the 4th, another still to come!!!


Replace you alcohol with sex and see how fulfilling life is.



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Sex tunayo buda, best of both worlds, siku ya phombe ni furahiday, what do you think happens on the other 6 days????


TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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ZZE123
#2582 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 4:56:35 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
It's that time......


The phrase "its that time....." has different meanings for both men and women.

When @bigchick tells you its that time...then it means no landing rights


smile Trust the sexpest to see things differently!!!!

Sad
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Swenani
#2583 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 5:06:59 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
It's that time......


The phrase "its that time....." has different meanings for both men and women.

When @bigchick tells you its that time...then it means no landing rights


smile Trust the sexpest to see things differently!!!!

Sad


Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

Am NOT a sexpest

If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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washiku
#2584 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 5:41:49 PM
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I think this story belongs here...hope sio McReggae


I was hanging out alone in a bar on a Friday night. At
around 2 a.m I decided to leave for my crib...no matatus ply that route at that time of the morning and so I decided to hitch a ride. It starts raining, and then a prado stops next to me. I quickly get into the passenger side and close the door. The car starts moving and just when I was about to thank the driver I discover there was none! I started to freak out but I was afraid to
jump out of a Moving vehicle. When the car got to a bend, a hand comes in through the drivers window and turned the steering wheel!! This happens twice but on the third time I became totally freaked out and decided to jump out of the car landing into a ditch full of rain water. I got up and ran into a nearby bar. After drowning four beers I narrate my ghost encounter to whoever cared to listen. Just then three guys came into the same bar, soaked wet, then one of them recognises me and starts laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me. Amid his serious laughter he says "si huyu ni ule Mlevi aliingia gari tukisukuma? Hahahahaha
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Impunity
#2585 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 6:40:13 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
It's that time......


The phrase "its that time....." has different meanings for both men and women.

When @bigchick tells you its that time...then it means no landing rights


smile Trust the sexspat to see things differently!!!!


Of pot calling birika nyeuthi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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ZZE123
#2586 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 8:41:23 AM
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I have been waiting for this day all week…. Now I just wish I could put the clock on fast forward!
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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maka
#2587 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 8:46:14 AM
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washiku wrote:
I think this story belongs here...hope sio McReggae


I was hanging out alone in a bar on a Friday night. At
around 2 a.m I decided to leave for my crib...no matatus ply that route at that time of the morning and so I decided to hitch a ride. It starts raining, and then a prado stops next to me. I quickly get into the passenger side and close the door. The car starts moving and just when I was about to thank the driver I discover there was none! I started to freak out but I was afraid to
jump out of a Moving vehicle. When the car got to a bend, a hand comes in through the drivers window and turned the steering wheel!! This happens twice but on the third time I became totally freaked out and decided to jump out of the car landing into a ditch full of rain water. I got up and ran into a nearby bar. After drowning four beers I narrate my ghost encounter to whoever cared to listen. Just then three guys came into the same bar, soaked wet, then one of them recognises me and starts laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me. Amid his serious laughter he says "si huyu ni ule Mlevi aliingia gari tukisukuma? Hahahahaha


He he he...made my day.
possunt quia posse videntur
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KulaRaha
#2588 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 8:47:01 AM
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Wooohoooo!!! Today drinks at an old friend's place...haven't met her in ages...should be good!!
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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mawinder
#2589 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 8:48:45 AM
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Unfortunately where I am a beer goes for an average of 1000 bob.Will take only 2 as my conscience cannot allow me to buy beer at that price!!!!!!
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McReggae
#2590 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 9:03:19 AM
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Swenani wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
It's that time......


The phrase "its that time....." has different meanings for both men and women.

When @bigchick tells you its that time...then it means no landing rights


smile Trust the sexpest to see things differently!!!!

Sad


Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

Am NOT a sexpest



smile What are you?
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae
#2591 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 9:14:09 AM
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mawinder wrote:
Unfortunately where I am a beer goes for an average of 1000 bob.Will take only 2 as my conscience cannot allow me to buy beer at that price!!!!!!


Go for the draughts!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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maka
#2592 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 12:12:31 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Wooohoooo!!! Today drinks at an old friend's place...haven't met her in ages...should be good!!

Unaenda ku kularaha...smile
possunt quia posse videntur
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ecstacy
#2593 Posted : Friday, August 29, 2014 12:17:33 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Wooohoooo!!! Today drinks at an old friend's place...haven't met her in ages...should be good!!


One for the team smile My weekend is well underway. Rift Valley Festival!
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mawinder
#2594 Posted : Friday, September 05, 2014 7:58:26 AM
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Today I am in the constituency, lazima after reviewing the collection of signatures for the referendum in the evening.When in Kenya enjoy phombe as huko nje it is damn expensive!!!!!!!
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McReggae
#2595 Posted : Friday, September 05, 2014 8:00:56 AM
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I am thinking Vodka today.......
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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KulaRaha
#2596 Posted : Friday, September 05, 2014 8:14:46 AM
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I am thinking whisky today...after a long long time. Its just too damn cold for my Bacardis!
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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alma
#2597 Posted : Friday, September 05, 2014 8:15:58 AM
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Leo at home watching cartoons I renounced drinking.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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McReggae
#2598 Posted : Friday, September 05, 2014 8:39:50 AM
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alma wrote:
Leo at home watching cartoons I renounced drinking.


smile Mwezi iko corner ama vipi?
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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alma
#2599 Posted : Friday, September 05, 2014 8:48:38 AM
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McReggae wrote:
alma wrote:
Leo at home watching cartoons I renounced drinking.


smile Mwezi iko corner ama vipi?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Sio mwezi ni maisha iko corner. Until I become a billionaire I will never drink again. smile
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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McReggae
#2600 Posted : Friday, September 05, 2014 9:01:05 AM
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alma wrote:
McReggae wrote:
alma wrote:
Leo at home watching cartoons I renounced drinking.


smile Mwezi iko corner ama vipi?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Sio mwezi ni maisha iko corner. Until I become a billionaire I will never drink again. smile


smile I remember you said that before and the next day we met you stoned like shyt!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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