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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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Romantic boy. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Yes dear, sema niskie. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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A farmer was troubled by rabbits eating up all his carrots.....He sought advice on extermination of the vermin but was told that poison was out, due to animal rights and environmental laws....However, he could trap them and extract their teeth and his problems would be over...He trapped the whole lot, removed their teeth and planted a new crop...When they were ready for harvest, lahaula... All the carrots where gone...In anger, he caught one of the rabbits and opened its mouth, no teeth!....Frustrated he asked the rabbit, "HOW?" the rabbit said " tulitengenetha juith"
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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You haven't lived life until you have received a letter sent in posh, 'Conqueror' envelope and paper, name and adress in black-ink, precise and flamboyant calligraphy, and the prose written by a kid with great command of vocabulary. I excelled in both the grammar and the calligraphy, and as a result ate a great many free loaves of bread  Ever received one such letter @Angelica?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/19/2006 Posts: 66
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washiku wrote:A farmer was troubled by rabbits eating up all his carrots.....He sought advice on extermination of the vermin but was told that poison was out, due to animal rights and environmental laws....However, he could trap them and extract their teeth and his problems would be over...He trapped the whole lot, removed their teeth and planted a new crop...When they were ready for harvest, lahaula... All the carrots where gone...In anger, he caught one of the rabbits and opened its mouth, no teeth!....Frustrated he asked the rabbit, "HOW?" the rabbit said " tulitengenetha juith" This is crazy funny Just do it!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/27/2014 Posts: 454 Location: Republic of Enchantment.
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Bora mzazi. Divers - can you laugh in scuba gear, or will you drown? I was wondering. - James May.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057
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"If her legs aren't shaking when you're done, then you're not done""". Means that you have to start all over again every time you get a negative report. Thank me later If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/1/2014 Posts: 895 Location: sky
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 There are only two emotions in the stock market, fear and hope. The problem is, you hope when you should fear and fear when you should hope
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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What did the Nigerian baker say to the woman? I am in loaf wit' u Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ališ
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, āYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.ā The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, āWhy would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?ā The man replied, āLong ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.ā
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2015 Posts: 125
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/14/2011 Posts: 661
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A Nigerian, an American and a German board a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea, the devil appeared and said to them, āI want you to drop something in the sea, if I find it you die, if I donātā¦. you liveā. The American plucked a button from his shirt and the devil found it and killed him. The German threw a pin and the devil found it and killed him as well. The Nigerian took his water bottle and emptied it into the sea and said, āOga, now begin finding watah, inside watah. Idiotā
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Thiong'o wrote:A Nigerian, an American and a German board a plane. As the plane was flying over the sea, the devil appeared and said to them, āI want you to drop something in the sea, if I find it you die, if I donātā¦. you liveā. The American plucked a button from his shirt and the devil found it and killed him. The German threw a pin and the devil found it and killed him as well. The Nigerian took his water bottle and emptied it into the sea and said, āOga, now begin finding watah, inside watah. Idiotā  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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idiet...
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/26/2013 Posts: 29
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washiku wrote: idiet... eish, siwesmake it
Life's for the living
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