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Quote:The perennial late-comer soon attracted the attention of the principal, an Irish Catholic priest, who was unaware of the young manâs circumstances. What followed was a conversation befitting a comedy script.
Principal: Why are you always late?
Bruce: Because I come from Jericho every morning and itâs very far.
Principal: Do you mean Jericho, near Jerusalem?
Bruce: Yes Father.
Principal: You fly from Israel every morning?
Bruce: No, no, I mean Jericho estate in Nairobi, which is near Jerusalem estate. http://www.nation.co.ke/...34/-/av33mr/-/index.htmlIt is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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[quote=bkismat] Quote:The perennial late-comer soon attracted the attention of the principal, an Irish Catholic priest, who was unaware of the young manâs circumstances. What followed was a conversation befitting a comedy script.
Principal: Why are you always late?
Bruce: Because I come from Jericho every morning and itâs very far.
Principal: Do you mean Jericho, near Jerusalem?
Bruce: Yes Father.
Principal: You fly from Israel every morning?
Bruce: No, no, I mean Jericho estate in Nairobi, which is near Jerusalem estate. http://www.nation.co.ke/...4/-/av33mr/-/index.html[/quote] If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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A doctor wrote on his new clinic: "Anytreatment is 10,000shs and if we cannot treat, we will pay you 20,000shs" Njoroge wanting the 20,000shs for himself came to the doc and said: I canât feel any taste. The doctor asked anurse to give njoroge a few drops of medicine from box 22.Upon taking the drops,njoro shouted âOh STOP! it is urine!â The doctor said âcongratulations, your sense of taste is back nowâ njoroge was very angry that he lost. 10,000 shs . He came back two weeks later determined to get 20,000 shs. The following conversation ensued between him and the doctor Njoroge : I lost my memory doctor Doctor:Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22. Njoroge : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste!! Doctor: Congratulations , your memory is back. *Njoroge fainted* If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Boss: do you believe in life after death? Employee: certainly not! There is no proof of it. Boss: well, now there is. After you went to your uncle's funeral he came here looking for you.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Ouch! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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1) Jubilee - Kusema na Kutender 2) Al Shabab - Kutenda na kusema baadaye 3) CORD - Kusema na Kutedwa 4) Mpishi ole lenku: Kusemasema tu 5) MRC: Kusemewa (Ole lenku) Na kutendewa (Al Shabab) All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Great quote by Mr. Waheed. "Change can't be given to you all the time...sometimes you must bring change"... NB: Waheed is a matatu conductor on Jogoo rd. Now read the sentence again.
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2008 Posts: 602
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lol, some of these walevi wanaeza kutoanisha gears mbaya Sana. "The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/20/2008 Posts: 437
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bebeto wrote:lol, some of these walevi wanaeza kutoanisha gears mbaya Sana.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/8/2008 Posts: 1,575
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washiku wrote:Great quote by Mr. Waheed.
"Change can't be given to you all the time...sometimes you must bring change"...
NB: Waheed is a matatu conductor on Jogoo rd.
Now read the sentence again. Not very clever after rereading ( ) I care!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Dear Ladies!!!!!! Not All Men Are "PLAYERS" some are Coaches n Team Managers....
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U"..... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest....................... "Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"...... They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............ Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"........... Come see marathon race!......... The priest almost ran pass the church gate..shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!"
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