i have been toying with the idea of opening a 'babies hse' and making women pregnant for a small fee (say 200k considering ivf is 300k). but i'm not sure how my other half,family and society would take it. also how do i handle health issues (from my potential clients)?

i am very very healthy and in fact have multiple births to my belt. and i know there're tones of women out there having sleepless nights coz they can't conceive with their 'unable' other due to their partners having medical issues,unhealthy lifestyles and stuff .

pls give me ideas.

@ kazi sio kazi
You havent thought through your plan at all. You have been watching too many spike lee movies.
One question why should they pay you 200K when they can seduce you or someone else for free or infact for a get nyama choma and pints??

SK A.L.U.M.N.I (Alcoholic Liason and Undergarments Manager of Nakedness Internationally)

good idea i would like one to be delivered to me in about 7 years. i'm sure thats ample time to test your idea with other peoples kids. im serious they take half the money and all the kids. i would like proof of purchase though

@ kazinikazi,You registered four days ago and you are talking BIG here,STOP CONNING KENYANS,people here have better and bright ideas.

A better idea,

I can advise on how to do AI.You produce the seed and then with a bit of skill it is transferedt to the oven at the right time,thus no health risks.

I know several ladies in the office who would like your services..

display your contacts

yayo

@Djinn...this was the movie 'The Silence of the Lambs' by that oddball Dr Hannibal

In this (or one of his movies) he made as if to whisper sth to someone but promptly bit off the guy's ear and actually feasted on it as the dude ruka-rukad and howled in pain. Never forgotten that episode/dude...gives me the creeps.

..A woman who wants a child does not sleep in her clothes- African Proverb.

Kazi si kazi.The only risk involved is that after few escapes,say with 6 women within a week u will start cursing uaself and look for rat n rat.

The Hague...or Local Triburnal ama TJRC.

thnx all 4 ur responses. i seriously consider this a new frontier,in this day n age kenyans need to be encouraged to venture in to new revenue generatin exercses. i won't be a male slut as alluded below (it's like callin a gynae a pervert),but rather run a prof clinic where prospective clients would be taken thru a series of screenings and vettin where medical histo would be evaluated n stuff. then one wud be bookd in with pre-requisites to undergo/perform be4 the d-day.

while i agree that lots of women r optin 4 abortion,we hav countless women all over cravin 4 kids but don't hav a man to do the honorable thing. and we know women r gud at shoppin...seriously though i think its about time.

@kazinikazi

shall the clinic have a division for cats? mine is on heat.

Healthy eating = nutritious urine. Nyama choma anytime!