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Blind dates
kichwangumu
#1 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 9:52:00 AM
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Hi all im a commoner here but to avoid kukashifiwa,kukemewa na kutolewa mapepo,i hide behind my hands.

Let me ask how many people here have gone on blind dates,and what was it like and what was the outcome? on friday went out for one and it was the most stupid things i've ever done to say the least.

she got herself so drunk,she pee-ed in my vehicle. urrrrghh




had to do this
skinny
#2 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 10:11:00 AM
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U lol can't stop laughing at you. Date one you don't over do things until you are certain she is not the embarassing type now you are just silly

mtaa do wat?
kichwangumu
#3 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 10:33:00 AM
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Funny that after posting this im feeling much better

@ Skinny: the details were
We plan to meet with the lady,we go to coco j,she's taking some wine... uhhhhmmm lotsa of it,she decides to eat some plain fries,and we chat and I suggest we meet some buddies in tao,she change her poison from wine to guiness then the next thing I know my vehicle is seriously puked at and its smelling like 'ladies' ...

i think i should have put a sign on the door 'Gents' then she would have skipped it and do her thing hapo inje. ama kwa the next car.


had to do this
Njunge
#4 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 10:53:00 AM
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hahahaa....!!...BTW kichwangumu,you are not new here.Your writing prowse is all too familiar.......eh?....Maybe your car is old ( a relative of my bijuti ) so much so that she thought she was in a loo.........-:)

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McReggae
#5 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 10:58:00 AM
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Njung'e........toboa!!!!!!

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Bareta
#6 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 11:23:00 AM
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Man,I'm LMAO!!!!!

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adept
#7 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 11:43:00 AM
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People still do blind dates? You are lucky because it could have been even more embarassing.

Have this pal that invited his first time date to an end of year staff party that was being held out of town. The girl had never seen so much free booze in her life. Suffice it to say that he ended up in a slightly worse situation than you did...she puked in a colleague's car!

By the end of the function,they were not even on speaking terms. And it is the last time I ever saw her. She was dumped like a disease.

We still cheka the guy to this day...and it has been a number of years. Hence the wisdom in your using a different user id. I completely understand!
Fundaah
#8 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 1:06:00 PM
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Njung'e

hehehe ....he is a sk commoner...been missing....but.........he is back with vengeance


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Magigi
#9 Posted : Monday, June 15, 2009 1:35:00 PM
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...You should have read the signs early enough-from wine to guiness and she is not doing the buying!!! lol.... Brother,what you did not realise is that that was a 'proper collection'. Next time try Sukuma,at least she sticks to her Jack Daniels until your pockets turn dry....
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