CEO of J.P Morgan's Fantastic reply to Pretty

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here:

I'm 20 this year. I'm very pretty,have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy,but an annual salary of $1M is Considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high: Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated,the richest is $250k annual income,and it seems That this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost Residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?),$250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars,restaurant,gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why are most wives of the richest only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting,but They are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife,and who can only be your Girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like Yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k,which meets your requirement,so I Hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person,it is a bad decision to marry You. The answer is very simple,so let me explain.

Put the details aside,what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' And 'money': Person A provides beauty,and Person B pays for it,fair and Square. However,there's a deadly problem here,your beauty will fade,but my Money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is,my income might increase from year to year,but you can't be Prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics,I am an Appreciation asset,and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation,but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset,your value will be much worried 10 years Later..

By the terms we use in Wall Street,every trading has a position,dating With you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to Keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this,but in order to make a wiser decision any Assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date You,but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marrying a rich guy. And by the way,you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k Annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.; Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services,do Contact me...

J.P. Morgan CEO

@pretty:

JP is discouraging you. Dont give up. Keep trying. You might find the fool and he is that foolish,you may end up dividing the wealth. By the way,even leasing services are ok. you never know what would happen.

Pretty u will very much be good as an escort for the rich.

In God i trust.

@ Kaigangio,

Let me collect u.....................what he meant was that money is tangible,whereas beauty is.......................





WOULD RATHER DIE FIGHTING 4 MY RIGHTS THAN LIVE FOREVER WITHOUT ANY RIGHTS

@ mwenza,

precisely!!!!! we are talking about the same thing....tangibles...


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB

am not a man pretty but to answer one of your questions
why rich men have - not very good looking ladies is becoz they would rather settle for one with brains than looks(heard of damn blonde) and have the pretty one for show off(side dish). they are comfortable their cash is in good hands and might even multiply if given to them unlike if given to the pretty ones(who will think nails,party and show off)

mtaa do wat?