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What Do You Say At The Point Of No Return?
mkagollah
#1 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:51:00 PM
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The positive orgasm:

Oh yes,ohh yesss,oh yessss!!

The negative orgasm:
oh no,ohh nooo,oh nooo!!

The church orgasm:
oh god,ohh goddd,oh goooddd!!

The fake/Koinange street orgasm:
yesss..are u cooming??..i aaamm...awwwww!!

The indian orgasm :
nehi..nehiiii ..nehii!...Rahul nehi! Aa aja! aja aja! Nehii.... Rahul piche nikaloâ¦!!!

Hip Hop orgasm:
sh***et!!...awwwwww..f****ck!!!.. f***##*cckk!!

The instrumental orgasm:
oonnnh ¦ aaaeeeh,iiioo,uuuuh! aaaaeeiiooouuhh!!

The jaluo orgasm:
maiyooo¦ aiyoooooohhh lolooo ... maiyooooo ¦ thoo ¦ kanyo...beeebiii ¦ kanyo¦ eei yaawa¦ omera nyandundo manade!!

The luhya orgasm:.
timbili ¦ uuuwiiii...mundu khumunduuuuuuuuu ¦ wasee ¦ taaawe kaikaikai....i amu gaaamiiing!!!!. aah..a.....inghokho!!

The kalenjin orgasm:
koongoiiiiiimisiiiiiiiiiiiiing ¦ mamingala ¦ ghaleeeeeey ye! ye! ye!.. Mursik!! agenge kityo!

Kisii orgasm:
obeeeeeeeeeeee ¦Soi ime mono| naachire ¦ gakiiiii ¦!!!

The Kikuyu orgasm:
mangai nihau ¦ Nihau ¦ woi niukunjuraga! njuraga!! NJURAGA NGOMBE INO woooiii!! ¦ ngaaaaaaaiii ........ ningumia!!!

kamba orgasm:
uuuuuu!! ...... sululu! .... kisulululu!! aaaaaaa asii¦ kino ¦ niungwatanga ata ¦ aiiiii!! nivau ¦ nivau wee¦ NIVAUU! kino!!

meru orgasm
wuiii ngai baaba!!!! ..... ti niuuu mbiyite aaaiiiii huuhuhuhuhuuuu haihaihai andas andas andas!!!!!!!!!!yihiiii. yukia kathumba ituuuu>>>>>>>tikauuuuuuuu. yiiihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


'Its a hard life for man u when the ref does not give flimsy penalties'
Impunity
#2 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:59:00 PM
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@mkagollah.......what does mursik,ingokho and ngombe has to do with Kaleo,lunje and kyuk coming resp.........????




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meow
#3 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2009 2:09:00 PM
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@makagollah...........u got it wrong on kiuks....Ngombe are the sounds of Maasai.

Kiuks should go like this 'mbesha...mbeeeeeeeeeesha....mbesha na shange.....kiosk...kibanda ya mitumba.......ooooooh...meeeeeeeee.....city kanjo.....hawking hagachivu.....mutura cia ko ni mbigi....????'
mkagollah
#4 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2009 2:14:00 PM
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impunity...

At that point one tends to think of their local delicacies but i stand to be corrected.mmmmmh


'Its a hard life for man u when the ref does not give flimsy penalties'
mkagollah
#5 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2009 2:16:00 PM
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Meow..

Hahaha......Thats too hillarious!!waaaaaa!


'Its a hard life for man u when the ref does not give flimsy penalties'
mukiha
#6 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2009 2:26:00 PM
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This thread adds no value to anything....not even humour!!

Complete waste of time and storage space....delete it
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