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Why i think Uhuru should lose and possibly will lose!!
masukuma
#1 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 8:16:46 PM
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I will quote Chris Rock extensively, so we shall read from this Passage of Christure found in the Book of "Don't Kill the messenger"

Quote:

we live in an insane time. If you say the wrong thing, you in trouble. This is the first time in the history of the world where white men have to watch what they say. White men are getting in trouble for using the wrong words, its unbelievable.
[impersonating a white guy] “Well that’s not fair, you can say whatever you want. You can say nigger.”
Well yeah, but last time I checked that’s the only advantage I have for being black. Wanna switch places? You can scream “nigga” and I’ll raise interest rates. It’s the first time in the history of the world where the white men have to watch their tongue. That’s how life works. Sometimes the people with the most shit have to shut up and let other people talk shit about them. Sometimes the people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with the least shit get to say the most shit, so if you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit.

he goes on to give examples
Quote:

For instance, fat girls can say whatever they want to about skinny girls.
“f***in skinny bitch….anorexic skinny bitch…f***in cheerio belt wearin bitch…salad eatin motherf***er. I hope she chokes on her crouton”
But skinny girls can’t say anything about fat girls. That’s just mean.
“Look at these big bitches…do they freebase gravy? Food is not your friend.”
For instance, short guys can talk about tall guys all they want.
“Tall bastard, I hope your head hits an air conditioning vent. I hope Bin laden flies a plane into your lips”
But tall guys can’t talk about short guys. That’s mean.
“Look at these midget motherf***ers. Fee fi fo fum!”
Poor people can talk about rich people all they want.
“You rich bastard. I hope your yacht hits an iceberg in the summer. I hope your Picasso falls off the wall and kills your mother. You f***in rich bastard.”
Rich people cant talk about poor people. That’s mean.
“Look at these broke bastards. We should raise the prices so we don’t have to see these people again. Is that Hyundai? With clothe interior? Ew!”
Yeah man, you gotta watch what you say.


I remember sometime back arguing with Wamunyota about Speaking Kikuyu in public! you went on to quote Mandela and the works! The truth is Kikuyus are seen as arrogant pricks... it was not always this way but for some reason the Douchbaggery is increasing! How do you address people in a rally in Kikuyu? in Nairobi? Someone went to a national event and had the arrogance to address people in Kikuyu? this is the culmination of arrogance that has been playing out in real life! Kikuyus are not know to be the best assimilators! For some reason they kinda feel like Jews and justify it to themselves but if they haven't noticed yet... Jews don't have the easiest of life because of this lack of adjustment. Do you think Luos are arrogant? Laughing out loudly - try a rich Kikuyu man!! I fear that their arrogance will "grow horns" if Uhuru succeeds and for better community relations - wacha Uhuru ashindwe! Ujeuri ukwishe...



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masukuma
#2 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 8:25:11 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
I will quote Chris Rock extensively, so we shall read from this Passage of Christure found in the Book of "Don't Shoot the messenger"

Quote:

we live in an insane time. If you say the wrong thing, you in trouble. This is the first time in the history of the world where white men have to watch what they say. White men are getting in trouble for using the wrong words, its unbelievable.
[impersonating a white guy]
Quote:
“Well that’s not fair, you can say whatever you want. You can say nigger.”

Well yeah, but last time I checked that’s the only advantage I have for being black. Wanna switch places? You can scream “nigga” and I’ll raise interest rates. It’s the first time in the history of the world where the white men have to watch their tongue. That’s how life works. Sometimes the people with the most shit have to shut up and let other people talk shit about them. Sometimes the people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with the least shit get to say the most shit, so if you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit.

he goes on to give examples


Quote:

For instance, fat girls can say whatever they want to about skinny girls.
Quote:
“f***in skinny bitch….anorexic skinny bitch…f***in cheerio belt wearin bitch…salad eatin motherf***er. I hope she chokes on her crouton”

But skinny girls can’t say anything about fat girls. That’s just mean.
Quote:
“Look at these big bitches…do they freebase gravy? Food is not your friend.”

For instance, short guys can talk about tall guys all they want.
Quote:
“Tall bastard, I hope your head hits an air conditioning vent. I hope Bin laden flies a plane into your lips”

But tall guys can’t talk about short guys. That’s mean.
Quote:
“Look at these midget motherf***ers. Fee fi fo fum!”

Poor people can talk about rich people all they want.
Quote:
“You rich bastard. I hope your yacht hits an iceberg in the summer. I hope your Picasso falls off the wall and kills your mother. You f***in rich bastard.”

Rich people cant talk about poor people. That’s mean.
Quote:
“Look at these broke bastards. We should raise the prices so we don’t have to see these people again. Is that Hyundai? With clothe interior? Ew!”

Yeah man, you gotta watch what you say.


I remember sometime back arguing with Wamunyota about Speaking Kikuyu in public! you went on to quote Mandela and the works! The truth is Kikuyus are seen as arrogant pricks... it was not always this way but for some reason the Douchbaggery is increasing! How do you address people in a rally in Kikuyu? in Nairobi? Someone went to a national event and had the arrogance to address people in Kikuyu? this is the culimination of arrogance that has been playing out in real life! Kikuyus are not know to be the best assiminators! For some reason they kinda feel like Jews and justify it to themselves but if they haven't noticed yet... Jews don't have the easiest of life because of this lack of adjustment. Do you think Luos are arrogant? Laughing out loudly - try a rich Kikuyu man!! I fear that their arrogance will "grow horns" if Uhuru succeeds and for better community relations - wacha Uhuru ashindwe! Ujeuri ukwishe...



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Bigchick
#3 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 8:38:49 PM
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Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
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masukuma wrote:
I will quote Chris Rock extensively, so we shall read from this Passage of Christure found in the Book of "Don't Kill the messenger"

Quote:

we live in an insane time. If you say the wrong thing, you in trouble. This is the first time in the history of the world where white men have to watch what they say. White men are getting in trouble for using the wrong words, its unbelievable.
[impersonating a white guy] “Well that’s not fair, you can say whatever you want. You can say nigger.”
Well yeah, but last time I checked that’s the only advantage I have for being black. Wanna switch places? You can scream “nigga” and I’ll raise interest rates. It’s the first time in the history of the world where the white men have to watch their tongue. That’s how life works. Sometimes the people with the most shit have to shut up and let other people talk shit about them. Sometimes the people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with the least shit get to say the most shit, so if you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit.

he goes on to give examples
Quote:

For instance, fat girls can say whatever they want to about skinny girls.
“f***in skinny bitch….anorexic skinny bitch…f***in cheerio belt wearin bitch…salad eatin motherf***er. I hope she chokes on her crouton”
But skinny girls can’t say anything about fat girls. That’s just mean.
“Look at these big bitches…do they freebase gravy? Food is not your friend.”
For instance, short guys can talk about tall guys all they want.
“Tall bastard, I hope your head hits an air conditioning vent. I hope Bin laden flies a plane into your lips”
But tall guys can’t talk about short guys. That’s mean.
“Look at these midget motherf***ers. Fee fi fo fum!”
Poor people can talk about rich people all they want.
“You rich bastard. I hope your yacht hits an iceberg in the summer. I hope your Picasso falls off the wall and kills your mother. You f***in rich bastard.”
Rich people cant talk about poor people. That’s mean.
“Look at these broke bastards. We should raise the prices so we don’t have to see these people again. Is that Hyundai? With clothe interior? Ew!”
Yeah man, you gotta watch what you say.


I remember sometime back arguing with Wamunyota about Speaking Kikuyu in public! you went on to quote Mandela and the works! The truth is Kikuyus are seen as arrogant pricks... it was not always this way but for some reason the Douchbaggery is increasing! How do you address people in a rally in Kikuyu? in Nairobi? Someone went to a national event and had the arrogance to address people in Kikuyu? this is the culmination of arrogance that has been playing out in real life! Kikuyus are not know to be the best assimilators! For some reason they kinda feel like Jews and justify it to themselves but if they haven't noticed yet... Jews don't have the easiest of life because of this lack of adjustment. Do you think Luos are arrogant? Laughing out loudly - try a rich Kikuyu man!! I fear that their arrogance will "grow horns" if Uhuru succeeds and for better community relations - wacha Uhuru ashindwe! Ujeuri ukwishe...





This feels shallow coming from you.How does speaking in kiuk translate to arrogance?But I guess we all have that moment.

Kiuks are not "arrogant" coz of UK.They have always been.When Moi was in power for 24 solid years they still were "arrogant".When they congregate for Nyam Chom and beer they always belch and say they are the British that remained in Kenya after independence.

That is within their circles and they are proud to be.The same to other communities,they are free to feel proud of their tribe
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alma1
#4 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 8:40:26 PM
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Joined: 9/19/2015
Posts: 2,871
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I thought I was going mad. I joined a group of professionals on whatsapp. It was meant to be a group of former classmates to try push their business agendas. It started well. It's a group I regret joining.

The arguments seem to be copy pasted from Pauline Njoroge's wall.

One guy had the audacity to compare Kikuyus to Jews. One guy had the audacity to state how the Kikuyus are chosen by God. One who's a very senior "pastor" has no shame quoting Bible verses and inserting Kikuyu and Raira wherever it suits them.

There is one guy who is very categorical. He says Uhuru is the worst president he shall ever see, but he'd rather not choose a jaruo.

These are educated, people. They run companies that employ a lot of people. They even attend the who's who parties and media events. Just amazing stuff. Out of a group of 33, we are now left with hourly outbursts of raira this or that, uhuru this or that, canaan, uthamaki etc. The rest of us 25 moved to another group and just keep tabs on the first to read and shake our heads.

Yangu all I can say is just read the arguments on this forum from the Kikuyu banner men and women.

If you think that your life is based on your tribe, then you are a very stupid person. There's no need to sugar coat it. You are just stupid. No amount of money can hide stupidity.

I wouldn't mind Uhuru losing one single bit either.

If Uhuru wins, it means that Railastan is gone for good. As his lieutenants try to occupy his new seat.

If Uhuru wins the rest of humanity can wait patiently for the end of Uthamakistan in exactly 5 years from Tuesday. Actually earlier as Ruto starts campaigning on August 10th.

Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

mkeiy
#5 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 9:03:26 PM
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Posts: 851
Location: Nairobi
masukuma wrote:
I will quote Chris Rock extensively, so we shall read from this Passage of Christure found in the Book of "Don't Kill the messenger"

Quote:

we live in an insane time. If you say the wrong thing, you in trouble. This is the first time in the history of the world where white men have to watch what they say. White men are getting in trouble for using the wrong words, its unbelievable.
[impersonating a white guy] “Well that’s not fair, you can say whatever you want. You can say nigger.”
Well yeah, but last time I checked that’s the only advantage I have for being black. Wanna switch places? You can scream “nigga” and I’ll raise interest rates. It’s the first time in the history of the world where the white men have to watch their tongue. That’s how life works. Sometimes the people with the most shit have to shut up and let other people talk shit about them. Sometimes the people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with the least shit get to say the most shit, so if you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit.

he goes on to give examples
Quote:

For instance, fat girls can say whatever they want to about skinny girls.
“f***in skinny bitch….anorexic skinny bitch…f***in cheerio belt wearin bitch…salad eatin motherf***er. I hope she chokes on her crouton”
But skinny girls can’t say anything about fat girls. That’s just mean.
“Look at these big bitches…do they freebase gravy? Food is not your friend.”
For instance, short guys can talk about tall guys all they want.
“Tall bastard, I hope your head hits an air conditioning vent. I hope Bin laden flies a plane into your lips”
But tall guys can’t talk about short guys. That’s mean.
“Look at these midget motherf***ers. Fee fi fo fum!”
Poor people can talk about rich people all they want.
“You rich bastard. I hope your yacht hits an iceberg in the summer. I hope your Picasso falls off the wall and kills your mother. You f***in rich bastard.”
Rich people cant talk about poor people. That’s mean.
“Look at these broke bastards. We should raise the prices so we don’t have to see these people again. Is that Hyundai? With clothe interior? Ew!”
Yeah man, you gotta watch what you say.


I remember sometime back arguing with Wamunyota about Speaking Kikuyu in public! you went on to quote Mandela and the works! The truth is Kikuyus are seen as arrogant pricks... it was not always this way but for some reason the Douchbaggery is increasing! How do you address people in a rally in Kikuyu? in Nairobi? Someone went to a national event and had the arrogance to address people in Kikuyu? this is the culmination of arrogance that has been playing out in real life! Kikuyus are not know to be the best assimilators! For some reason they kinda feel like Jews and justify it to themselves but if they haven't noticed yet... Jews don't have the easiest of life because of this lack of adjustment. Do you think Luos are arrogant? Laughing out loudly - try a rich Kikuyu man!! I fear that their arrogance will "grow horns" if Uhuru succeeds and for better community relations - wacha Uhuru ashindwe! Ujeuri ukwishe...






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mkeiy
#6 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 9:07:33 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2012
Posts: 851
Location: Nairobi
Bigchick wrote:
masukuma wrote:
I will quote Chris Rock extensively, so we shall read from this Passage of Christure found in the Book of "Don't Kill the messenger"

Quote:

we live in an insane time. If you say the wrong thing, you in trouble. This is the first time in the history of the world where white men have to watch what they say. White men are getting in trouble for using the wrong words, its unbelievable.
[impersonating a white guy] “Well that’s not fair, you can say whatever you want. You can say nigger.”
Well yeah, but last time I checked that’s the only advantage I have for being black. Wanna switch places? You can scream “nigga” and I’ll raise interest rates. It’s the first time in the history of the world where the white men have to watch their tongue. That’s how life works. Sometimes the people with the most shit have to shut up and let other people talk shit about them. Sometimes the people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with the least shit get to say the most shit, so if you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit.

he goes on to give examples
Quote:

For instance, fat girls can say whatever they want to about skinny girls.
“f***in skinny bitch….anorexic skinny bitch…f***in cheerio belt wearin bitch…salad eatin motherf***er. I hope she chokes on her crouton”
But skinny girls can’t say anything about fat girls. That’s just mean.
“Look at these big bitches…do they freebase gravy? Food is not your friend.”
For instance, short guys can talk about tall guys all they want.
“Tall bastard, I hope your head hits an air conditioning vent. I hope Bin laden flies a plane into your lips”
But tall guys can’t talk about short guys. That’s mean.
“Look at these midget motherf***ers. Fee fi fo fum!”
Poor people can talk about rich people all they want.
“You rich bastard. I hope your yacht hits an iceberg in the summer. I hope your Picasso falls off the wall and kills your mother. You f***in rich bastard.”
Rich people cant talk about poor people. That’s mean.
“Look at these broke bastards. We should raise the prices so we don’t have to see these people again. Is that Hyundai? With clothe interior? Ew!”
Yeah man, you gotta watch what you say.


I remember sometime back arguing with Wamunyota about Speaking Kikuyu in public! you went on to quote Mandela and the works! The truth is Kikuyus are seen as arrogant pricks... it was not always this way but for some reason the Douchbaggery is increasing! How do you address people in a rally in Kikuyu? in Nairobi? Someone went to a national event and had the arrogance to address people in Kikuyu? this is the culmination of arrogance that has been playing out in real life! Kikuyus are not know to be the best assimilators! For some reason they kinda feel like Jews and justify it to themselves but if they haven't noticed yet... Jews don't have the easiest of life because of this lack of adjustment. Do you think Luos are arrogant? Laughing out loudly - try a rich Kikuyu man!! I fear that their arrogance will "grow horns" if Uhuru succeeds and for better community relations - wacha Uhuru ashindwe! Ujeuri ukwishe...





This feels shallow coming from you.How does speaking in kiuk translate to arrogance?But I guess we all have that moment.

Kiuks are not "arrogant" coz of UK.They have always been.When Moi was in power for 24 solid years they still were "arrogant".When they congregate for Nyam Chom and beer they always belch and say they are the British that remained in Kenya after independence.

That is within their circles and they are proud to be.The same to other communities,they are free to feel proud of their tribe

gk
#7 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 9:13:07 PM
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Well UK needs to tone it down and even that Madaraka day celebration in Nyeri was rather embarrassing. But should UKs unusual affinity to his gicagi base that predisposes him to speak in Kiuk be equated to gross rank arrogance among the Kiuk?
MK never uttered a word in Kiuk even when he was the LOO. Perhaps we should trace back the origin of this "arrogance" since ethnocentrism is not unique to Kiuks.
Methinks some of these things are merely meant to whip up tribal nationalism among a people feeling threatened. In any case leaders in other areas liberally use their mother tongues.
Philip Ochieng once wrote that the Kiuk nation would have their interests best served by sponsoring a friendly candidate from another community who would secure their interests nay, sound macroeconomics and security. That would also lighten their perceived domination of the national stage. Its about time but....
masukuma
#8 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 9:23:29 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
It's not an argument... it should not make sense nor be rational! You may ask... Maasais speak maa to each other all the time... why shouldn't I? Or Kisiis speak Kisiis to each other all the time... why not us?
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Quote:
Sometimes the people with the most shit have to shut up and let other people talk shit about them. Sometimes the people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with the least shit get to say the most shit, so if you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit.

Luos speak luo to each other more that Kyuks do BUT SINCE THEY HAVE NOT GIVEN SHIT TO OTHERS... People give them a pass! Oh! it's unfair!! I hear you say... uh... YES!! live with it!!
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hardwood
#9 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 10:39:08 PM
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masukuma wrote:
I will quote Chris Rock extensively, so we shall read from this Passage of Christure found in the Book of "Don't Shoot the messenger"

Quote:

we live in an insane time. If you say the wrong thing, you in trouble. This is the first time in the history of the world where white men have to watch what they say. White men are getting in trouble for using the wrong words, its unbelievable.
[impersonating a white guy]
Quote:
“Well that’s not fair, you can say whatever you want. You can say nigger.”

Well yeah, but last time I checked that’s the only advantage I have for being black. Wanna switch places? You can scream “nigga” and I’ll raise interest rates. It’s the first time in the history of the world where the white men have to watch their tongue. That’s how life works. Sometimes the people with the most shit have to shut up and let other people talk shit about them. Sometimes the people with the most shit get to say the least shit, and the people with the least shit get to say the most shit, so if you wanna say more shit, get rid of some of your shit.

he goes on to give examples


Quote:

For instance, fat girls can say whatever they want to about skinny girls.
Quote:
“f***in skinny bitch….anorexic skinny bitch…f***in cheerio belt wearin bitch…salad eatin motherf***er. I hope she chokes on her crouton”

But skinny girls can’t say anything about fat girls. That’s just mean.
Quote:
“Look at these big bitches…do they freebase gravy? Food is not your friend.”

For instance, short guys can talk about tall guys all they want.
Quote:
“Tall bastard, I hope your head hits an air conditioning vent. I hope Bin laden flies a plane into your lips”

But tall guys can’t talk about short guys. That’s mean.
Quote:
“Look at these midget motherf***ers. Fee fi fo fum!”

Poor people can talk about rich people all they want.
Quote:
“You rich bastard. I hope your yacht hits an iceberg in the summer. I hope your Picasso falls off the wall and kills your mother. You f***in rich bastard.”

Rich people cant talk about poor people. That’s mean.
Quote:
“Look at these broke bastards. We should raise the prices so we don’t have to see these people again. Is that Hyundai? With clothe interior? Ew!”

Yeah man, you gotta watch what you say.


I remember sometime back arguing with Wamunyota about Speaking Kikuyu in public! you went on to quote Mandela and the works! The truth is Kikuyus are seen as arrogant pricks... it was not always this way but for some reason the Douchbaggery is increasing! How do you address people in a rally in Kikuyu? in Nairobi? Someone went to a national event and had the arrogance to address people in Kikuyu? this is the culimination of arrogance that has been playing out in real life! Kikuyus are not know to be the best assiminators! For some reason they kinda feel like Jews and justify it to themselves but if they haven't noticed yet... Jews don't have the easiest of life because of this lack of adjustment. Do you think Luos are arrogant? Laughing out loudly - try a rich Kikuyu man!! I fear that their arrogance will "grow horns" if Uhuru succeeds and for better community relations - wacha Uhuru ashindwe! Ujeuri ukwishe...





You are an idiot. Jinga kabisa. I know @alma is the dumbest apologist but you have broken the record. I just hope that this isn't the kind of nonsense you took to Papua and misled those people. Why should a kikuyu, American, Briton, Frenchman, North Korean etc be afraid of being himself? Just what is it that you are smoking?
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#10 Posted : Sunday, August 06, 2017 11:39:14 PM
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