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Coolbull
#1 Posted : Monday, July 24, 2017 11:00:37 PM
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Let me put it this way...for purpose of simplicity. Someone has given me 500,000/= for safe keeping for a period of two weeks and maximum one month. I am wondering what can I do with this money to earn some return before the owner asks for it.
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Swenani
#2 Posted : Monday, July 24, 2017 11:45:53 PM
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Coolbull wrote:
Let me put it this way...for purpose of simplicity. Someone has given me 500,000/= for safe keeping for a period of two weeks and maximum one month. I am wondering what can I do with this money to earn some return before the owner asks for it.
Cytonn will give you 5k after one month. Alternatively, travel to Luanda in western Kenya, buy bhang worth 200K, spend 100K on transport, 200K on bribes sell it in Nairobi for 600K.If you manage 4 trips in a month, you will have a cool 400K in profit
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Mike Ock
#3 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 2:20:29 AM
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Coolbull wrote:
Let me put it this way...for purpose of simplicity. Someone has given me 500,000/= for safe keeping for a period of two weeks and maximum one month. I am wondering what can I do with this money to earn some return before the owner asks for it.
Ask for 10% commission for the safekeeping job since obviously that is dirty money
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sparkly
#4 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 6:02:56 AM
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Coolbull wrote:
Let me put it this way...for purpose of simplicity. Someone has given me 500,000/= for safe keeping for a period of two weeks and maximum one month. I am wondering what can I do with this money to earn some return before the owner asks for it.
Give short term salary loans. Mwezi iko mbaya.
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Angelica _ann
#5 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 8:42:37 AM
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Create a 'niligongwa' story and eat the whole of it d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Coolbull
#6 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 9:14:36 AM
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@Swenani - thanks I will contact them though I was hoping it could be higher - or I become a shylock? @Mike Ock - It's clean money for an upcoming project for an old retiree. So before works starts I'm having ideas. @Angelica-ann - Ngai pesa ya 'shosh' niseme niligongwa! Hiyo ni kuitisha ile radi hufanya press-ups Kisii.Pray
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kaka2za
#7 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 12:10:00 PM
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Coolbull wrote:
@Swenani - thanks I will contact them though I was hoping it could be higher - or I become a shylock? @Mike Ock - It's clean money for an upcoming project for an old retiree. So before works starts I'm having ideas. @Angelica-ann - Ngai pesa ya 'shosh' niseme niligongwa! Hiyo ni kuitisha ile radi hufanya press-ups Kisii.Pray
You will contact ganja farmers?
Truth forever on the scaffold Wrong forever on the throne (James Russell Rowell)
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Angelica _ann
#8 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 12:13:05 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Coolbull wrote:
@Swenani - thanks I will contact them though I was hoping it could be higher - or I become a shylock? @Mike Ock - It's clean money for an upcoming project for an old retiree. So before works starts I'm having ideas. @Angelica-ann - Ngai pesa ya 'shosh' niseme niligongwa! Hiyo ni kuitisha ile radi hufanya press-ups Kisii.Pray
You will contact ganja farmers?
Pole, i thought it was from some confused girl at work, ili iwe funzo !!!!!! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Swenani
#9 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 1:38:55 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Coolbull wrote:
@Swenani - thanks I will contact them though I was hoping it could be higher - or I become a shylock? @Mike Ock - It's clean money for an upcoming project for an old retiree. So before works starts I'm having ideas. @Angelica-ann - Ngai pesa ya 'shosh' niseme niligongwa! Hiyo ni kuitisha ile radi hufanya press-ups Kisii.Pray
You will contact ganja farmers?
Kuna sida?
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Muthawamunene
#10 Posted : Tuesday, July 25, 2017 6:56:37 PM
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Coolbull wrote:
Let me put it this way...for purpose of simplicity. Someone has given me 500,000/= for safe keeping for a period of two weeks and maximum one month. I am wondering what can I do with this money to earn some return before the owner asks for it.
Two weeks ago, had you bought 120,000 shares of CIC insurance at 4.00 ksh, you would have at least 50,00O ksh in you pocket right now. Do not try this right now, hindsight kills speculators. My advice is to let this one go and prepare for the next opportunity by educating yourself and next time you won't even think twice on what to do with short term money, or long term for that matter.
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