A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different

hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend
his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks,'What do they do here?' He is

told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay
you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

This one rocks.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Kenyan hell and finds that there is a long queue

of people waiting to get in. Amazed,he asks,'What do they do here?'

He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,and

then they lay you on a bed of nails for

another hour. The Kenyan devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day.'

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells,why are there so

many people waiting to

get in?' asks the man.

A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,'Because there is never

any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid
for but were never supplied by the contractor,so the bed is comfortable
to sleep on……And the Kenyan devil used to be a civil servant,So he comes
in,signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!

............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A KENYAN HUH?


sk lady