It is we, whose pastime is to twit about jiggers and foreskins (and wazua on these people and those people) on their behalf, who would be here, s**ting in our pants. We would be waiting for the angry have-nots, crazed by a lifetime of abuse and neglect, to arrive, rape and disembowel our wives and daughters and then slit our pampered throats.

Nice piece ... reality at its based!!!

We couldn’t drive away to Nairobi to take our clever children back to their academies...

Away from our city homes, jobs, banks, bars, favourite nyama choma joints, shopping malls and sweet smelling hospitals where medical insurance pays exorbitantly for our meaningless coughs, we were nothing, our posh English, university degrees and corporate skills useless.