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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/11/2008 Posts: 2,306
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radio wrote:maka wrote:Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi!  I have a story... Which is? I think he was milked... Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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Robinhood wrote:radio wrote:maka wrote:Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! I have a story... Which is? I think he was milked... I think he very in love with the milking. I gather that it can be erotic!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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radio wrote:Robinhood wrote:radio wrote:maka wrote:Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! I have a story... Which is? I think he was milked... I think he very in love with the milking. I gather that it can be erotic! Okay! If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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Swenani wrote:radio wrote:Robinhood wrote:radio wrote:maka wrote:Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! I have a story... Which is? I think he was milked... I think he very in love with the milking. I gather that it can be erotic! Okay! I should have said aroused. But no difference Then with even more apprehension you ask yourself, OK, what if I end up liking it? There are tales of men going for prostate examination and getting aroused. What does that mean? Wait, do you even want to know what that means? And what if that experience stays in your mind long after you have gone home? In traffic? As you buy juice? As you shower? What if you won’t be able to think about anything but how it felt? Does that suddenly change your sexuality? Will you be able to look at another finger and wonder?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Lolest! wrote:Jeez! I thought Kenyans said mentioning other people's mothers even in passing like Duale did is insulting.
Then we see direct insults on other people's mothers on wazua!
People still call MPs MPigs when their words are far much worse/vile?? Unbelievable stuff, things that make me hit the roof!!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/17/2014 Posts: 231
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You might not enjoy a digital examination at the hands of a seasoned urologist or doctor (cold hands, overuse of lube, latex gloves etc) but in the intents of sexual pleasure I hear it can be a thrilling experience. Some crazy-and-very-adventurous girls know how to do it quite nicely.  "Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,274 Location: Kenya
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McReggae wrote:Lolest! wrote:Jeez! I thought Kenyans said mentioning other people's mothers even in passing like Duale did is insulting.
Then we see direct insults on other people's mothers on wazua!
People still call MPs MPigs when their words are far much worse/vile?? Unbelievable stuff, things that make me hit the roof!!!!!! I was shaking my head too in disapproval of bringing our mothers in arguments 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/16/2007 Posts: 2,114
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Chaka wrote:http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4
C& P from the link: Quote:In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:
masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample. He he! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya
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Impunity wrote:Chaka wrote:http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4
C& P from the link: Quote:In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:
masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample. He he! wololo!!! Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/4/2009 Posts: 48
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The gentleman has finally agreed to go to mediheal fertility centre, let's see how this unfolds.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 326 Location: Nairobi
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YoungMulla wrote:Impunity wrote:Chaka wrote:http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4
C& P from the link: Quote:In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:
masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample. He he! wololo!!! Thitima 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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wa P wrote:YoungMulla wrote:Impunity wrote:Chaka wrote:http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4
C& P from the link: Quote:In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:
masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample. He he! wololo!!! Thitima sperms will become electrons.Baby can come out fully charged you will bid bye to kplc.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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samdoe wrote:The gentleman has finally agreed to go to mediheal fertility centre, let's see how this unfolds. If all fails, ask him to send the wife my way If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/30/2013 Posts: 254
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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kysse wrote:wa P wrote:YoungMulla wrote:Impunity wrote:Chaka wrote:http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4
C& P from the link: Quote:In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:
masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample. He he! wololo!!! Thitima sperms will become electrons.Baby can come out fully charged you will bid bye to kplc. lmao Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/4/2009 Posts: 48
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The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously...
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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samdoe wrote:The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously... Ask him to buy swimming flippers If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/4/2009 Posts: 48
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Swenani wrote:samdoe wrote:The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously... Ask him to buy swimming flippers Boss do you have to comment on anything and everything. At times there's a lot of wisdom in silence when you have nothing constructive to contribute in a debate. People think that you probably know something. You open your mouth you prove otherwise. Man up Bro.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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samdoe wrote:The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously... It happens. Ask him to discuss adoption. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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