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Rank: Member Joined: 10/24/2008 Posts: 223
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after much of research on these genre,i have come up with these description. i hope there could be more. . . . . . . .
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME,YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention,but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time,especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space,never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
mwana wa kahii. . . .
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/26/2008 Posts: 365
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OMG! R we that difficult? I will praise thee,O Lord my God,with all my heart: And I will glorify thy name forever more. Psalms 86:12 If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love - Maya Angelou
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 29
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lol! true but that can only happen in the IDEAL world in the REAL world you can never find all those characteristics in a man.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/29/2008 Posts: 170
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Dont forget to trust her,
trust her intentions,
trust her instincts,
dont be so inquisitive,
be her hero,
dont expect her to name u as her next of kin,
if u r broke be a man
if she is broke,do the necessary u should be a gentleman remember,
appreciate her friends
keep off ur drinking buddies
come home early
tell her sweet nothings
believe she has a headache
finally dont forget ....etc.
Its just me
whatever choice you make in life make sure that you can live with it.
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/29/2009 Posts: 17
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............n thts after taking out one rib to 'make' them(Ladies) imagine if they took out two....disaster my friends.....
Experience is a very expensive school,but fools insist on attending
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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going by this research which is true to the letter,there is no time a woman will ever be happy till death.... NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Nonsense!! A WOMAN CAN NEVER BE HAPPY...SOMETHING IS ALWAYS NOT RIGHT!!! Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2009 Posts: 46
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may be i venus where they are alleged to come from.not in mars where we reside. For men its the 2 S........... sex,stomach(denotes food & booze) 'Until the lions have their historians,tales of hunting will always depict the hunter as a brave man.'
"Until the lions have their historians, tales of hunting will always depict the hunter as a brave man."
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 839
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show me a content woman.... and... i'll show you... one who knows how to fake it........ I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 29
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@ kularaha u sound very bitter some of us are happy all you have to do is jus be content with what you have because it would have been worse maybe you would not have any of those characteristics in him.
@ RS i am content and not faking it with time one gets content and am talking from experience.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Brianne Im not bitter,but I have never met a happy satisfied woman. Which in itself may not be a bad thing,as they drive their men to reach great heights! Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/24/2008 Posts: 781
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No wonder I have never fallen in love,or even thought it worthwhile The utimate goal of investing is to buy low sell high;if we re-write this core equation in psychology terms it becomes buy fear sell greed.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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@Sheep,
Dont worry,the bug will bite... sometime.... without even realising it...trust me.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/20/2008 Posts: 1,126 Location: Nairobi
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Ha ha ha! He he he he he! LOL,LOLest and all the other LIMAUS,heeee!! Jaribu,that is TOO FuNNy. Anyway I hope the mood here is all a joke since I know a lot of content,satisfied and happy women. So for the singles who are getting discouraged,either you have not searched hard enough or you just need to stop searching,sometimes they come straight to you. Ha ha ha! Hee Jaribu bana,what happens if Tina is one of your 10k deals ...? If you want anything to work,work it JOIN MY FREE MINI-COURSE FOR WRITERS. CLICK HERE
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/27/2008 Posts: 4,114
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Too much stereotyping here. Every woman is unique. Behind the gardens...Behind the wall...Under the tree (Including: Red...Dark Blue...Yellow) Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/20/2008 Posts: 1,126 Location: Nairobi
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Yeah Mukiha,exactly my point @ Chi20 The happy man part is very short. If she were to do only that to you,you wouldn't last a month If you want anything to work,work it JOIN MY FREE MINI-COURSE FOR WRITERS. CLICK HERE
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/19/2008 Posts: 20
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@Jaribu he he he...u have really analysed!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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@Jaribu LMAO! You've made my afternoon! @Kularaha Wrong! There're happy women out there...just look at the right places. For me,Happy women are those who seek for happiness from deep down themselves and never from external factors like good jobs,ideal men,money..etc Women learn to be happy at some point in life. My soul is happy..I AM HAPPY  Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.. Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Leona You're helping me find my faith... Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/20/2008 Posts: 1,126 Location: Nairobi
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leona I totally agree with that part of finding it from within. Most good marriage counsellors will tell you that ... there are some issues with an individual that he has to deal with before going into marriage ... otherwise it will be tricky ... but we are all responsible for our happiness ... If you want anything to work,work it JOIN MY FREE MINI-COURSE FOR WRITERS. CLICK HERE
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