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Atalaku
#1 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 3:55:30 PM
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...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...
maka
#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 4:05:12 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Maybe he died because of something else...kama gout.
possunt quia posse videntur
Swenani
#3 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 4:09:37 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


You are better of dying young rich and quick than dying slow,old and poor person!!!

Considering that he lived a stormy life, you should wish him to RIP!!!

#YOLO#
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Atalaku
#4 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 4:11:23 PM
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maka wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Maybe he died because of something else...kama gout.

Gouts huletwa na kukula nyama choma ovyo ovyo ovyo...bila mpango...ukipyia nrb wrst unachemsha mtura...
...lakini story yake inajulikana..
Atalaku
#5 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 4:14:31 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


You are better of dying young rich and quick than dying slow,old and poor person!!!

Considering that he lived a stormy life, you should wish him to RIP!!!
#YOLO#

...if that is your wish...then there are some things one should not do...and one of ygem is never marry or have children. ..
Swenani
#6 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 4:24:47 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


You are better of dying young rich and quick than dying slow,old and poor person!!!

Considering that he lived a stormy life, you should wish him to RIP!!!
#YOLO#

...if that is your wish...then there are some things one should not do...and one of ygem is never marry or have children. ..


Why?by the age of 40, man should be wealthy enough and have 4 kids with the last born being 15 years so that by the time the man dies at 45, the kid is 20 years and your young wife can marry a young fresh,broke chap
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
mkenyan
#7 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 5:38:05 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


You are better of dying young rich and quick than dying slow,old and poor person!!!

Considering that he lived a stormy life, you should wish him to RIP!!!

#YOLO#

you only luo once! donge?
Bigchick
#8 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 5:56:58 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
radio
#9 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 6:19:40 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.


This reminds of when I was young. I could start defending myself way before I was accused Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Money Whisperer
#10 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 7:00:07 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.

heheheheeeeLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
"Money never sleeps"
Swenani
#11 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 7:05:29 PM
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radio wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.


This reminds of when I was young. I could start defending myself way before I was accused Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


The guilty are always afraid.

Dont worry bigchick,there are other jumbo jets out there which have not crashed yet
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
digitek1
#12 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 7:34:04 PM
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radio wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.


This reminds of when I was young. I could start defending myself way before I was accused Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
Atalaku
#13 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 8:30:01 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.

Ahahahahaha...@Bigchick you don't know me but you know the fellow who did not eat you. But what is the problem even he ate you? Eating and being eaten are normal things. It depends on the year when you were eaten! But I think the fella was more into alcohol that munching... He once had a very bad accident. The last time I saw him he was drinking beer with a straw!
...But this life..Death seems to be so close when it takes away somebody you knew that well...
kaka2za
#14 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 8:36:50 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.


@Bigchick Did he taste but not eat?
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
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Impunity
#15 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 8:36:54 PM
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maka wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Maybe he died because of something else...kama gout.


choma...you dont get gout from the stick!
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#16 Posted : Tuesday, December 09, 2014 10:00:32 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.

@bigchick, Burial on 20th. Will be at Tintoler Hotel, if you wish to discuss this eating business Drool
Atalaku
#17 Posted : Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:32:05 AM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.

@bigchick, Burial on 20th. Will be at Tintoler Hotel, if you wish to discuss this eating business Drool

...you mean you had already booked a room at Tintoler hotel ready to eat @bigchick...? Men! Beware eating too much!
Atalaku
#18 Posted : Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:42:50 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.

...@Bigchick...one of the mpangos' who served the high and mighty in the county went to our maker afew years back. Most of the politicians used to feast here. She is very well known...

Disclaimer. .. I did not eat her
Angelica _ann
#19 Posted : Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:54:41 AM
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Guy had reached the life expectancy for men in Kenya plus a few more years added for him!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Swenani
#20 Posted : Wednesday, December 10, 2014 11:15:09 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
...Going through todays orbituaries I came across a fellow I knew for many years who led a very stormy lifestyle. ..He is gone...too much money...too much pussy...too much beer...too much choma... I cant tell him to rest in peace because for sure I would be lying... But he was a nice fellow...gone...gone...gone...


Atalaku now I have confirmed I know you.

I also knew the guy .Yes he was a guy who had lots of fun.I pray mama watoto and the mpangos are fine.

Disclaimer:-He did not " eat"me.

@bigchick, Burial on 20th. Will be at Tintoler Hotel, if you wish to discuss this eating business Drool

...you mean you had already booked a room at Tintoler hotel ready to eat @bigchick...? Men! Beware eating too much!


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