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African Man Prayer(Hillarious MUST READ!!!)
jaheim
#1 Posted : Friday, August 28, 2009 7:44:00 AM
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Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 134
Oh Lord we humble ourselves to you this day and ask you to
forgive us our sins,although we have none.
This is because it is not us who killed Jesus Christ,it was the whites.
He was betrayed by a white man,and they sold Him to
another white man who ordered that He be beaten.
It was the whites who even voted that He be crucified.
The name of the betrayer was Judas Iscariot.
We do not even have such names.
We have the likes of: TIBAGWA,BYARUGABA,OGBANJE,
OBAMA,MATHENGE,KANINI,KIBAKI,VIKO,MATAKWEI,
MUKHULULI,MUGISHA,MARIGA,AGWAMBO etc.
We don't even know where Golgotha is,where He was Crucified.
We only know how to go from MALINDI to KAMPALA and back.
We have never been to any of the Bible cities.
So,we could not in anyway be involved in the crucifixion of our Lord.
If you do not believe us you could even watch the movie 'PASSION OF
CHRIST'. There is no African there.
Please Lord: Let Africans be rich and the white man work for them. AMEN.
JJJ

Jay
jaheim
#2 Posted : Friday, August 28, 2009 7:53:00 AM
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Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 134
This is soo funny!

Jay
kivairu
#3 Posted : Friday, August 28, 2009 8:24:00 AM
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Joined: 3/5/2008
Posts: 532
Location: Nairobi
pretty hillarious ..gd day dude

Fear not says the Lord

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein.
MADE
#4 Posted : Friday, August 28, 2009 8:47:00 AM
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Joined: 11/12/2007
Posts: 391
..at last my morning has been made!

I was born intelligent,education ruined me.
Age is transforming me into an Elder;becoz Admin hasn't made me one.
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