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Gov Kidero Please BAN Animals on our Roads
kysse
#1 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 12:57:44 AM
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@ Gov Kidero,why do cows/goats/chicken/dogs have the right of way on our roads?

Visitors arriving at JKIA are taking photos of cows thinking that they are Bufallos or Wilderbeasts.

I saw a cow push over a motorcyclist on Mba rd.because it was fed up with the building traffic and there was hardly any room for it to pass.The poor cyclist fell into a ditch along with his female passenger.

Not long ago during the morning rush hr,I saw cops stop a DONKEY! at the traffic lights.:- It's the day I gave up on cops.
Well it obeyed,even though it had caused a massive traffic jam and didn't seem disturbed by the hooting drivers.I bet it felt like a merc,range..

On another route, were city cows eating grass from a pick up on a major highway. Immediately the lights turned red,the cows decided to run after, with their mouths on the grass at the back of the pick up.Grass littered the highway.

These are no longer cows, but bullies,please save us!

What's worse? they poo all the way from JKIA -Mba Road to Westlands-Thika Road leaving our city plastered green.

@ Kidero,While people are walking pets on the streets,we are herding cows instead.

I humbly request you to create Cow paths or find a permanent solution to increasing cow attacks.


Yours Faithfully

Terrorised by cows voter.






murchr
#2 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 2:29:58 AM
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Nairobi city bylaws prohibit the livestock and poultry in the city.
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#3 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 6:16:34 AM
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Rankaz13
#4 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 7:26:56 AM
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kysse wrote:
@ Gov Kidero,why do cows/goats/chicken/dogs have the right of way on our roads?

Visitors arriving at JKIA are taking photos of cows thinking that they are Bufallos or Wilderbeasts.

I saw a cow push over a motorcyclist on Mba rd.because it was fed up with the building traffic and there was hardly any room for it to pass.The poor cyclist fell into a ditch along with his female passenger.

Not long ago during the morning rush hr,I saw cops stop a DONKEY! at the traffic lights.:- It's the day I gave up on cops.
Well it obeyed,even though it had caused a massive traffic jam and didn't seem disturbed by the hooting drivers.I bet it felt like a merc,range..

On another route, were city cows eating grass from a pick up on a major highway. Immediately the lights turned red,the cows decided to run after, with their mouths on the grass at the back of the pick up.Grass littered the highway.

These are no longer cows, but bullies,please save us!

What's worse? they poo all the way from JKIA -Mba Road to Westlands-Thika Road leaving our city plastered green.

@ Kidero,While people are walking pets on the streets,we are herding cows instead.

I humbly request you to create Cow paths or find a permanent solution to increasing cow attacks.


Yours Faithfully

Terrorised by cows voter.


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#5 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 7:46:03 AM
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#6 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 7:57:30 AM
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I was so happy opening this thread hoping Kidero has decided to enforce the ban, but well the plea is well received too. Yesterday at GM, there was a whole herd crossing the road and you should have watched the gymnastics at that place as we looked for our way around the cows.
its2013
#7 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 8:03:59 AM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
kysse wrote:
@ Gov Kidero,why do cows/goats/chicken/dogs have the right of way on our roads?

Visitors arriving at JKIA are taking photos of cows thinking that they are Bufallos or Wilderbeasts.

I saw a cow push over a motorcyclist on Mba rd.because it was fed up with the building traffic and there was hardly any room for it to pass.The poor cyclist fell into a ditch along with his female passenger.

Not long ago during the morning rush hr,I saw cops stop a DONKEY! at the traffic lights.:- It's the day I gave up on cops.
Well it obeyed,even though it had caused a massive traffic jam and didn't seem disturbed by the hooting drivers.I bet it felt like a merc,range..

On another route, were city cows eating grass from a pick up on a major highway. Immediately the lights turned red,the cows decided to run after, with their mouths on the grass at the back of the pick up.Grass littered the highway.

These are no longer cows, but bullies,please save us!

What's worse? they poo all the way from JKIA -Mba Road to Westlands-Thika Road leaving our city plastered green.

@ Kidero,While people are walking pets on the streets,we are herding cows instead.

I humbly request you to create Cow paths or find a permanent solution to increasing cow attacks.


Yours Faithfully

Terrorised by cows voter.


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majimaji
#8 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 8:53:22 AM
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I asked a maasai herdsman why he has cows in in the city and he asked me: wewe unakulaga nyasi?
Swenani
#9 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 8:59:21 AM
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Banning cows and goats will be banning Masaai's and a few chaps from Kiambu cownty
Banning chickens will be banning Luhya's from Nairobi

Which is unconstitutional!!smile smile smile
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grolut
#10 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:06:08 AM
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kysse wrote:
@ Gov Kidero,why do cows/goats/chicken/dogs have the right of way on our roads?

Visitors arriving at JKIA are taking photos of cows thinking that they are Bufallos or Wilderbeasts.

I saw a cow push over a motorcyclist on Mba rd.because it was fed up with the building traffic and there was hardly any room for it to pass.The poor cyclist fell into a ditch along with his female passenger.

Not long ago during the morning rush hr,I saw cops stop a DONKEY! at the traffic lights.:- It's the day I gave up on cops.
Well it obeyed,even though it had caused a massive traffic jam and didn't seem disturbed by the hooting drivers.I bet it felt like a merc,range..

On another route, were city cows eating grass from a pick up on a major highway. Immediately the lights turned red,the cows decided to run after, with their mouths on the grass at the back of the pick up.Grass littered the highway.

These are no longer cows, but bullies,please save us!

What's worse? they poo all the way from JKIA -Mba Road to Westlands-Thika Road leaving our city plastered green.

@ Kidero,While people are walking pets on the streets,we are herding cows instead.

I humbly request you to create Cow paths or find a permanent solution to increasing cow attacks.


Yours Faithfully

Terrorised by cows voter.



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