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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:After reading all these comments, am a bit relieved that at least i met my current chic when her envelope was still sealed. She was so naive, and still is, she cant touch the anaconda nor even see it coz she is very shy. 10 minutes her and she is panting and breathing so heavily coz of tiredness like a donkey in Mwea carrying 50 bags of rice on that pull cart! I have neva been there for more than 20 minutes!! She had neva seen, touched, swallowed or had the experience of sampling one, and she is 23!!!!!! am so happy about that, though am a bit deprived being a 1 hour man!
Back to the issue, knowing the love history of your chic will do you more harm than good if you truly love her and have long term goals with her. My ex, we parted last year, we had been munching each other for 3 years, and since she was allergic to rubber, it was dry fry which ended up in the procurement of 2 abortions in Afya Center! I am embarrassed abt this though.
Wish her current boyfriend, some hustler from Githurai, doesnt get to know that it went down it the bathroom, arboretum, carnivore restrooms, Muliro Gardens, kwa parking lot, on top of the table, rooftop, kitchen sink and anywhere we cud afford space! he will be so dissapointed am sure!
Never bother to ask for you will be hurt! Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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Wamunyota wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:After reading all these comments, am a bit relieved that at least i met my current chic when her envelope was still sealed. She was so naive, and still is, she cant touch the anaconda nor even see it coz she is very shy. 10 minutes her and she is panting and breathing so heavily coz of tiredness like a donkey in Mwea carrying 50 bags of rice on that pull cart! I have neva been there for more than 20 minutes!! She had neva seen, touched, swallowed or had the experience of sampling one, and she is 23!!!!!! am so happy about that, though am a bit deprived being a 1 hour man!
Back to the issue, knowing the love history of your chic will do you more harm than good if you truly love her and have long term goals with her. My ex, we parted last year, we had been munching each other for 3 years, and since she was allergic to rubber, it was dry fry which ended up in the procurement of 2 abortions in Afya Center! I am embarrassed abt this though.
Wish her current boyfriend, some hustler from Githurai, doesnt get to know that it went down it the bathroom, arboretum, carnivore restrooms, Muliro Gardens, kwa parking lot, on top of the table, rooftop, kitchen sink and anywhere we cud afford space! he will be so dissapointed am sure!
Never bother to ask for you will be hurt! Do not bank on it. Report here after a couple of years.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/1/2008 Posts: 1,098
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:After reading all these comments, am a bit relieved that at least i met my current chic when her envelope was still sealed. She was so naive, and still is, she cant touch the anaconda nor even see it coz she is very shy. 10 minutes her and she is panting and breathing so heavily coz of tiredness like a donkey in Mwea carrying 50 bags of rice on that pull cart! I have neva been there for more than 20 minutes!! She had neva seen, touched, swallowed or had the experience of sampling one, and she is 23!!!!!! am so happy about that, though am a bit deprived being a 1 hour man!
Back to the issue, knowing the love history of your chic will do you more harm than good if you truly love her and have long term goals with her. My ex, we parted last year, we had been munching each other for 3 years, and since she was allergic to rubber, it was dry fry which ended up in the procurement of 2 abortions in Afya Center! I am embarrassed abt this though.
Wish her current boyfriend, some hustler from Githurai, doesnt get to know that it went down it the bathroom, arboretum, carnivore restrooms, Uhuru Gardens, kwa parking lot, on top of the table, rooftop, kitchen sink and anywhere we cud afford space! he will be so dissapointed am sure!
Never bother to ask for you will be hurt! Eti bahasha! Kwani ni bahasha ya waki report 
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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mpobiz wrote:Jump-steady wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau... Just thought of sharing this quote "when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss" From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5) I have been seeing someone on the side. She hails from a local collage. A few weeks after we met we both concluded we didnt like the smell of rubber and we stopped . Out of curiosity i asked how she has survived without getting pregnant because she wasnt on the pill too.what she told me has been ringing in my mind for a whole month and i wish i dint ask. She told me how her previous jamaa was an expert in withdrawal yaani coitus interruptus. I expected an answer like "i dont involve myself in such things untill i finish uni". Ignorance is truely bliss @Mpobiz, this jamaa is @Swenani  Lets put my trauma aside and ask this question. I have seen it in porn videos but always thought those guys are druged. Can a normal healthy man cut short his own happyness and joy? Whats the whole point of doing it. Even in the Bj session someone must taste my uji. @bkismat and munyotu. yes we was measured @Mpobiz, How old are you.If you are unable pull out; uko na shida!!! If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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I don't think any dude really has any business asking this question. Chances are that it won't be the truth anyway. Will a lie make you feel any better? Take the advice from the sages who have left us; A woman is like a path, you don't ask how many people have passed through it. Achebe Chinua - Arrow of God.  hhh Shhh Credits to the OP of the quote.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Iganamagana wrote:Wamunyota wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:After reading all these comments, am a bit relieved that at least i met my current chic when her envelope was still sealed. She was so naive, and still is, she cant touch the anaconda nor even see it coz she is very shy. 10 minutes her and she is panting and breathing so heavily coz of tiredness like a donkey in Mwea carrying 50 bags of rice on that pull cart! I have neva been there for more than 20 minutes!! She had neva seen, touched, swallowed or had the experience of sampling one, and she is 23!!!!!! am so happy about that, though am a bit deprived being a 1 hour man!
Back to the issue, knowing the love history of your chic will do you more harm than good if you truly love her and have long term goals with her. My ex, we parted last year, we had been munching each other for 3 years, and since she was allergic to rubber, it was dry fry which ended up in the procurement of 2 abortions in Afya Center! I am embarrassed abt this though.
Wish her current boyfriend, some hustler from Githurai, doesnt get to know that it went down it the bathroom, arboretum, carnivore restrooms, Muliro Gardens, kwa parking lot, on top of the table, rooftop, kitchen sink and anywhere we cud afford space! he will be so dissapointed am sure!
Never bother to ask for you will be hurt! Do not bank on it. Report here after a couple of years. Are you sure she had not taken those leaves provided by Atalaku that I hear makes the airport tight again? Hutia Mundu!!
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gregory wrote: mpobiz wrote:Jump-steady wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:mpobiz wrote:After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau... Just thought of sharing this quote "when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss" From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5) I have been seeing someone on the side. She hails from a local collage. A few weeks after we met we both concluded we didnt like the smell of rubber and we stopped . Out of curiosity i asked how she has survived without getting pregnant because she wasnt on the pill too.what she told me has been ringing in my mind for a whole month and i wish i dint ask. She told me how her previous jamaa was an expert in withdrawal yaani coitus interruptus. I expected an answer like "i dont involve myself in such things untill i finish uni". Ignorance is truely bliss @Mpobiz, this jamaa is @Swenani Lets put my trauma aside and ask this question. I have seen it in porn videos but always thought those guys are druged. Can a normal healthy man cut short his own happyness and joy? Whats the whole point of doing it. Even in the Bj session someone must taste my uji. @bkismat and munyotu. yes we was measured  As you can see @swenani . Its not a matter of how or when but its a matter of,, why? Why should i? Or why should you? Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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mpobiz wrote:
Lets put my trauma aside and ask this question.
I have seen it in porn videos but always thought those guys are druged. Can a normal healthy man cut short his own happyness and joy? Whats the whole point of doing it. Even in the Bj session someone must taste my uji.
Stop watching porn videos and instead look at family planning methods. You'll find the withdrawal method there. So, yes, it's normal for a healthy man. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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