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washiku
#21 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:47:19 PM
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During the recruitment....

""Hii meno iko wapi?" a police officer asks a interviewee without a tooth.
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Impunity
#22 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:50:52 PM
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washiku wrote:
During the recruitment....

""Hii meno iko wapi?" a police officer asks a interviewee without a tooth.


What happen to afandes who lose their teeth after getting recruited? Do they get sacked?
d'oh!
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washiku
#23 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:53:03 PM
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Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:
During the recruitment....

""Hii meno iko wapi?" a police officer asks a interviewee without a tooth.


What happen to afandes who lose their teeth after getting recruited? Do they get sacked?
d'oh!


Siyui...Hata wengine huvaa specs after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Ykm15Af0k#t=68
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Impunity
#24 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 3:42:51 PM
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washiku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=washiku]During the recruitment....

""Hii meno iko wapi?" a police officer asks a interviewee without a tooth.


What happen to afandes who lose their teeth after getting recruited? Do they get sacked?
d'oh!


Siyui...Hata wengine huvaa specs after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Ykm15Af0k#t=68[/quote]

Sasa huyo kijana ako na mastitis anafikiria atweza pata hiyo kazi kweli?
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Ngong
#25 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 4:01:05 PM
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Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:
During the recruitment....

""Hii meno iko wapi?" a police officer asks a interviewee without a tooth.


What happen to afandes who lose their teeth after getting recruited? Do they get sacked?
d'oh!


No they dont, all these checks including eunuch check are from mkoloni book.
Nothing has changed since that time even the way one is treated during training,you come out worse than you joined knowing nothing but use of force and insults.
First thing you are told there is wewe si raya (sic)! Raya ni mtu bure
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simonkabz
#26 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 4:13:05 PM
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Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=washiku]During the recruitment....

""Hii meno iko wapi?" a police officer asks a interviewee without a tooth.


What happen to afandes who lose their teeth after getting recruited? Do they get sacked?
d'oh!


Siyui...Hata wengine huvaa specs after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Ykm15Af0k#t=68[/quote]

Sasa huyo kijana ako na mastitis anafikiria atweza pata hiyo kazi kweli?
Sad Sad


Something to do with compensation in case of work related injury.......siyui fisuri.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Siringi
#27 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 4:22:03 PM
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which measurement is this?

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littledove
#28 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 4:33:23 PM
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Siringi wrote:
which measurement is this?


this is used to test if you can lough carelessly, mostly hands are placed in between the hands down wards
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Othelo
#29 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 4:33:39 PM
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Siringi wrote:
which measurement is this?


and both are in @ecstacy world!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Impunity
#30 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 4:54:53 PM
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littledove wrote:
Siringi wrote:
which measurement is this?


this is used to test if you can lough carelessly, mostly hands are placed in between the hands down wards


This practice can dangerously arouse some "ladies" that I know!
Very dangerous!!!!

Pray
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Siringi
#31 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 5:00:28 PM
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How Now?

"😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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washiku
#32 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 5:02:54 PM
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Impunity wrote:
littledove wrote:
Siringi wrote:
which measurement is this?


this is used to test if you can lough carelessly, mostly hands are placed in between the hands down wards


This practice can dangerously arouse some "ladies" that I know!
Very dangerous!!!!

Pray


How do you know? You are not a lady, or are you?
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Wainadi
#33 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 5:50:37 PM
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Siringi wrote:
How Now?


Am sure there is an explanation for that.
Its all good.
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Swenani
#34 Posted : Thursday, July 17, 2014 2:55:02 PM
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Police recruits to be vetted afresh
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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AlphDoti
#35 Posted : Thursday, July 17, 2014 3:15:36 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Police recruits to be vetted afresh

It is interesting what I heard happened in the process:

1. Assume 20 recruits were required from a locality
2. Days before, 15 candidates were selected through backdoor/corruption
3. On the day of recruitment, all the candidates are sent on a marathon (of course minus the 15 pre-selected buggers)
4. Pick the first 20 top runners and close the gate, the rest can choose to go home or remain panting
5. Put the 20 top runners through a thorough physical checks
6. Pick 5 of them genuinely, and disqualify 15 (very smart if you ask me).
7. Now shortlist 5 qualified + 15 backdoor candidates = total 20. Bingo!
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washiku
#36 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2014 3:22:55 PM
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sheri
#37 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2014 3:59:51 PM
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washiku wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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mkenyan
#38 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2014 5:18:58 PM
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washiku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
littledove wrote:
Siringi wrote:
which measurement is this?


this is used to test if you can lough carelessly, mostly hands are placed in between the hands down wards


This practice can dangerously arouse some "ladies" that I know!
Very dangerous!!!!

Pray


How do you know? You are not a lady, or are you?

hips don't lie.
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Impunity
#39 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2014 6:21:32 PM
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washiku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
littledove wrote:
Siringi wrote:
which measurement is this?


this is used to test if you can lough carelessly, mostly hands are placed in between the hands down wards


This practice can dangerously arouse some "ladies" that I know!
Very dangerous!!!!

Pray


How do you know? You are not a lady, or are you?


I am afraid you normally just enter your wife straight away.
I pity her.
Sad
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Magigi
#40 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2014 6:36:02 PM
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Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
littledove wrote:
Siringi wrote:
which measurement is this?


this is used to test if you can lough carelessly, mostly hands are placed in between the hands down wards


This practice can dangerously arouse some "ladies" that I know!
Very dangerous!!!!

Pray


How do you know? You are not a lady, or are you?


I am afraid you normally just enter your wife straight away.
I pity her.
Sad

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