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Police recruitment July 2014
Magigi
#1 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 11:15:03 AM
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Hope all is going down well. But we need to know the slots allocated to each county...anybody in the know?Sickquot;
AlphDoti
#2 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 12:24:57 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Hope all is going down well. But we need to know the slots allocated to each county...anybody in the know?

It's interesting what I see in my locals, bodaboda bikes have been chased away from the marathon route, apparently some candidates would take a ride somewhere in between like Mzee Kobe cheating the kaka Sungura. All the best for the aspirants despite the corruption threats.
Magigi
#3 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 1:47:56 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Hope all is going down well. But we need to know the slots allocated to each county...anybody in the know?

It's interesting what I see in my locals, bodaboda bikes have been chased away from the marathon route, apparently some candidates would take a ride somewhere in between like Mzee Kobe cheating the kaka Sungura. All the best for the aspirants despite the corruption threats.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hii ni Kenya!!!
Impunity
#4 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 1:55:43 PM
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Magigi wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Hope all is going down well. But we need to know the slots allocated to each county...anybody in the know?

It's interesting what I see in my locals, bodaboda bikes have been chased away from the marathon route, apparently some candidates would take a ride somewhere in between like Mzee Kobe cheating the kaka Sungura. All the best for the aspirants despite the corruption threats.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hii ni Kenya!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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McReggae
#5 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 2:22:47 PM
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Nimeskia if you have your papers laminated, sahau!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
dunkang
#6 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 2:27:43 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Nimeskia if you have your papers laminated, sahau!!!

Saaaasa, how do you keep those papers free of dust and stains.

Kama hii Jubilee haitaki kupea watu kazi, wawache UPUZI!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

simonkabz
#7 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 2:35:35 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Hope all is going down well. But we need to know the slots allocated to each county...anybody in the know?

It's interesting what I see in my locals, bodaboda bikes have been chased away from the marathon route, apparently some candidates would take a ride somewhere in between like Mzee Kobe cheating the kaka Sungura. All the best for the aspirants despite the corruption threats.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hii ni Kenya!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Where everybody wants to eat.smile
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Impunity
#8 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 2:43:13 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Nimeskia if you have your papers laminated, sahau!!!


Backwardness...even the National ID is laminated!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

nakujua
#9 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 2:45:09 PM
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dunkang wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Nimeskia if you have your papers laminated, sahau!!!

Saaaasa, how do you keep those papers free of dust and stains.

Kama hii Jubilee haitaki kupea watu kazi, wawache UPUZI!

by having copies smile
McReggae
#10 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 2:46:00 PM
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Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Nimeskia if you have your papers laminated, sahau!!!


Backwardness...even the National ID is laminated!


Even at Nyayo house for a passport they don't like laminated birth certs coz they need to stamp the original cert at the back and it takes time to remove the lamination paper for them to do so!!!!......
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Magigi
#11 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 5:02:31 PM
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So my question still remain unanswered...how many slots are there for siaya county, kiambu cownty, makueni county etc? Is that information available?
Boris Boyka
#12 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 5:11:34 PM
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[quote=Magigi]So my question still remain unanswered...how many slots are there for siaya county, kiambu cownty, makueni county etc? Is that information available?[/quoI don't think it's readily available to public. I know normally statistics are picked from HQS as per numbers in each former districts and tribes then slots allocated equitably to try to balance and so they vary year in year out. but on the ground the officer in charge of the recruitment reads the number to be recruited.
Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
dunkang
#13 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 5:16:13 PM
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nakujua wrote:
dunkang wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Nimeskia if you have your papers laminated, sahau!!!

Saaaasa, how do you keep those papers free of dust and stains.

Kama hii Jubilee haitaki kupea watu kazi, wawache UPUZI!

by having copies smile

You can only have an original and copies. To protect the Original, i laminate all my documents, regardless of whether they will be in a safe or under the bed.

Police recruitment will always ask for the original, not copies, au?
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

simonkabz
#14 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 6:05:52 PM
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Boris Boyka wrote:
[quote=Magigi]So my question still remain unanswered...how many slots are there for siaya county, kiambu cownty, makueni county etc? Is that information available?[/quoI don't think it's readily available to public. I know normally statistics are picked from HQS as per numbers in each former districts and tribes then slots allocated equitably to try to balance and so they vary year in year out. but on the ground the officer in charge of the recruitment reads the number to be recruited.


I thought recruitment is done at the district level (siku hizi zinaitwa sub-county ama kitu gani)? It even goes all the way to the division......at least for the Military one.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Boris Boyka
#15 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 6:55:12 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
Boris Boyka wrote:
[quote=Magigi]So my question still remain unanswered...how many slots are there for siaya county, kiambu cownty, makueni county etc? Is that information available?[/quoI don't think it's readily available to public. I know normally statistics are picked from HQS as per numbers in each former districts and tribes then slots allocated equitably to try to balance and so they vary year in year out. but on the ground the officer in charge of the recruitment reads the number to be recruited.


I thought recruitment is done at the district level (siku hizi zinaitwa sub-county ama kitu gani)? It even goes all the way to the division......at least for the Military one.

@kabz that's what I said. The number is determined at HQS after confirming with records the representation of various regions and tribes. Rem some districts/divisions have same tribes while other districts/divisions have several tribes so it has to be put into consideration. ama nn hukuelewa @ kabz maswali mengi kama porithi, na why kabz Haha hehe
Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
harrydre
#16 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 7:00:02 PM
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Mjasirii
#17 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 7:48:03 PM
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dunkang wrote:
nakujua wrote:
dunkang wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Nimeskia if you have your papers laminated, sahau!!!

Saaaasa, how do you keep those papers free of dust and stains.

Kama hii Jubilee haitaki kupea watu kazi, wawache UPUZI!

by having copies smile

You can only have an original and copies. To protect the Original, i laminate all my documents, regardless of whether they will be in a safe or under the bed.

Police recruitment will always ask for the original, not copies, au?


By laminating features such as the dry seal are affected.It will be difficult to prove that's an original document keeping river road in mind.
washiku
#18 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 7:55:14 PM
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harrydre wrote:
http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/ktn/?videoID=2000067230&video_title=ajabu-recruit-slaps-kenya-police


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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This was funny. Ilikuwa last year I think. This was definitely a mental case. I think he mistook police recruitment for Mathare recruitment.
harrydre
#19 Posted : Monday, July 14, 2014 11:52:18 PM
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ukoloni mamboleo! very degrading!
i.am.back!!!!
Magigi
#20 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 10:29:53 AM
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C&P
QUESTIONS PEOPLE WERE ASKING DURING PILCE RECRUITMENT.

A)Why do they check whether you have ALL
the teeth and yet you will be shooting thugs and not biting them?

B)Why should they ask whether you can dance and yet dancing is not the work of police?

C)Why should they ask you to CLOSE one eye and yet you will be using BOTH of them?

D)Why should they INSIST that you must be TALL and yet some terrorists and thieves are shot?

E)Why ask for your KCSE certificate and yet no thug or Al Shabbab will ask for it?

F)Why should they ask you to RUN and yet you are not planning to join the ATHLETICS TEAM?

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