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murenj
#1 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:29:00 PM
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I want to be an Ugandan citizen.Can someone help?

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Apple Bees
#2 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:38:00 PM
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....murenj, won't it help to check @stocksuganda

Where else would it be?
Njunge
#3 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:52:00 PM
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Heheheheheheheheheheh........!!........Ujinga ungekuwa ugonjwa,watu wengine wangeishi hospitali.....!!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
across
#4 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 1:15:00 PM
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ati stocksuganda?hehehehe..u made my day
Iganamagana
#5 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 1:27:00 PM
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You do not need it. You can get Matoke right here in Kenya.


IGANA.
tony stark
#6 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 1:30:00 PM
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Go get reborn in migingo!!

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Djinn
#7 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 1:55:00 PM
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Murenj,its not really hard to become a Ugandan citizen - you know they DO NOT even have IDs there.....as long as you can prove somehow your 'belongingness' then you can get some papers to start on the path towards a passport - then VOILA,you are Ugandan. It helps if your tribe is not so pronounced - and I do not mean to be tribal - but if you have a heavy Meru accent,you are not going to fit in anyway - however,you can pass if a luo,a kalenjin,luhya since those tribes share the borders - from Migingo to beyond Mt Elgon (Kapchorwa is in Uganda).


Then again,methinks someone is scared to belong to a nation whose military are sitting on their hands,while snowball and napoleon bicker endlessly about receptacles for feacal matter,half carpets,reforms,etc smile

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
Njunge
#8 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:12:00 PM
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Maybe dude has heard of the famous mercury from Karamojaland......Wacha kaende.....!!..Be warned though...!!...I know of an idiot who bought tomato sauce for 30K during those days......On realising what he had at hand,he bought chips....Then he ate them.....hehe...!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Juma
#9 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:21:00 PM
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@ njunge

Ha ha ha ha ha ! ...................ha ha
stockyt
#10 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 4:47:00 PM
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@ Djinn, i like that snowball and napoleon,i think i need to reread the animal farm,i have forgotten about the nittygrittie s of the twos character but they might just fit our own situation
murenj
#11 Posted : Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:02:00 PM
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@Guka. I am made to understand that ugandan women are very gracefull and well mannered......sorry about your daughters........now with oil and queens across the fence,.......... No mungiki ......... No nyaga...... Mbaru..... On a serious note I am not ashamed to become ugandan.

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Njunge
#12 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2009 5:12:00 AM
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@Murenj,

Who told you Ugandan women are interested in baskets for husbands....???


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
murenj
#13 Posted : Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:26:00 AM
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He he he he...... Is that why you get a beating every time you come home late?

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