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Meanwhile in county 003 which has not received favours from national govt in the past 7 years delivered this roads using devolution money. Should the people of county 020 be celebrating an upgrade of a dirt-road to another dirt-road?

Another peoples republic county that has not received Jubilee perks. What you see here is pure devolution money.

Wahh! Pikshas are really worth 1000 words.

Kilifi? I'm shocked.

In Central, the only leaders they elect talk about

1. Raila
2. Raila
3. Ruto
4. Raila
5. Pombe Haramu
6. Raila

Everyone in Central is saved. "Jeso ni mwadhani wakwa".

In 10 years time after they kumira kumira for "luto", the place shall be a dump.

Note the amount of matope you find in commuter rides from Central vs Ukambani buses every morning.

Umetumulika sana na kuna ka ukweli. For some reason, idiots rule mt Kenya regions. Culture is nearly dead but its slowy creeping back, mdogo mdogo. I think being uncultured leaves people exposed to so much filth and they cannot even save themselves.

Shouldn't the picture labelled "before" be labelled "after" and vice versa? What with the old mabati and the wooden structure?

Allow me to rain on your parade. Note that i do not wish to take credit from Oparanya. If anything , i have reasons to believe that he has really performed very well compared to other gavanas. unfortunately, of the 4 photos you have posted, only photo No.3 showcasing Bukhungu Stadium can be said to be funded by county money. Photo No. 1 was certainly taken at Amalemba and clearly,that is the Kisumu-Webuye highway which is being done by the central government. Same to photo No, 4, though this one is taken as you approach Kakamega from Webuye side. As for county 003, i think, this one has become one huge dump site with bad and impassable roads but for convinience sake,you have posted what pleases you. Lets go through the video below together:

Sorry for quoting the picture again but this is what I have been advocating for all
along, this road is way better than most roads in nairobi or mombasa, it's navigable and no stagnant water
if Sonko and Joho made sure all roads were at-least as good as this then life would be much better and drivers would have
more alternatives, a good example is the roads behind Park road Ngara, they are horrendous, eastlands pipeline would
be better places if they had this road.
The reason why I support this is one it's cheap to do them if Joho deployed 10 graders and compactors for one year only 100 percent
of Mombasa would be accessible, we don't have to wait for cabro or tarmac this is a decent temporary solution to an obvious problem ,
same thing about drainage do a simple open trench first as you wait for funds, GoK an only do so many roads same for counties, this is no joke

You are allowed to rain on my parade everyday/anyday so no offense taken.

I will concentrate on county 003. You will appreciate that this is a vast conty with a geographical area larger than the size of former western, nyanza and central provinces(zikiwa kando kando).The photo of the road i have posted there is what is known as st. Thomas-prisons-water road within Kilifi town. This is a 2-3 kms road that moved from dirt road to tarmack chap-chap(Alfie should patent this). Others are top-life-charo wamae-cereals road, mnarani-old ferry road, Diamond-kasarani road all tarmacked by county money within a period of two years. These roads have transformed an erstwhile sleepy town to vibrant cosmopolis(albeit modest in size). I emphasize that this has been done with zilch Jubilee support compared to county 020 and other counties around the mountain where you would expect better roads/more development since roads are launched every other weekend either by the president or the DP.(not the matope road above)

I have deliberately or conveniently ignored other modest milestones that have been achieved including in Agriculture(irrigation), commerce(numerous markets built while Karatina market built by state bado malizika), Education(brick and mortar ECD's compared to mud walled and grass-thatched ECD classes of Nayandarua).In matters health, a new referral hospital is 80% complete built from ground up. Finally, in conclusion,it is true taht the Malindi road(cassaurina) shown in the video is not in good shape, but one governor can do half as much and credit should be given where it is due(sana sana when government had even banned you attending their functions).

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Meanwhile in county 003.....LINK