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From cocaine (?) to maize flour...miracle!!!!!
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 10:50:58 AM
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Wanjala and the notorious Akinyi (aka x-mrs chinedu) are arrested in Isinya for being in possession of a white substance suspected to be a drug most likely cocaine.

I bet the arresting officer must have cooked alot of ugali when he was a young man...so he visually inspects the white substance and even tastes it to confirm the physical properties of the substance...

After the inspection, he concludes that the substance does not possess any properties similar to flour, but having all characteristics of the hard stuff...

Next, Wanjala and company are bundled together and taken to Muthaiga police station and booked for possessing the hard stuff and the exhibit is well stored for availability in the courts during the trial...

24 hours down the line the exhibits store keeper opens the store and the arresting officer collects the exhibits (the two bags of the white substance).

Upon opening to confirm that he had taken the correct exhibits, the arresting officer instantly got fixated to the two bags as cold beads of thin sweat started building on his semi bald head!! Alas!! He was staring at maize flour!!!

This was truely a miracle!!Jesus may have performed some famous miracles in His life time, but this one in muthaiga police station beats them all...converting the hard stuff into maize flour...smile smile Sad Sad
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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#2 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 10:56:34 AM
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#3 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 10:59:25 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
Wanjala and the notorious Akinyi (aka x-mrs chinedu) are arrested in Isinya for being in possession of a white substance suspected to be a drug most likely cocaine.

I bet the arresting officer must have cooked alot of ugali when he was a young man...so he visually inspects the white substance and even tastes it to confirm the physical properties of the substance...

After the inspection, he concludes that the substance does not possess any properties similar to flour, but having all characteristics of the hard stuff...

Next, Wanjala and company are bundled together and taken to Muthaiga police station and booked for possessing the hard stuff and the exhibit is well stored for availability in the courts during the trial...

24 hours down the line the exhibits store keeper opens the store and the arresting officer collects the exhibits (the two bags of the white substance).

Upon opening to confirm that he had taken the correct exhibits, the arresting officer instantly got fixated to the two bags as cold beads of thin sweat started building on his semi bald head!! Alas!! He was staring at maize flour!!!

This was truely a miracle!!Jesus may have performed some famous miracles in His life time, but this one in muthaiga police station beats them all...converting the hard stuff into maize flour...smile smile Sad Sad


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#4 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 11:06:17 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
Wanjala and the notorious Akinyi (aka x-mrs chinedu) are arrested in Isinya for being in possession of a white substance suspected to be a drug most likely cocaine.

I bet the arresting officer must have cooked alot of ugali when he was a young man...so he visually inspects the white substance and even tastes it to confirm the physical properties of the substance...

After the inspection, he concludes that the substance does not possess any properties similar to flour, but having all characteristics of the hard stuff...

Next, Wanjala and company are bundled together and taken to Muthaiga police station and booked for possessing the hard stuff and the exhibit is well stored for availability in the courts during the trial...

24 hours down the line the exhibits store keeper opens the store and the arresting officer collects the exhibits (the two bags of the white substance).

Upon opening to confirm that he had taken the correct exhibits, the arresting officer instantly got fixated to the two bags as cold beads of thin sweat started building on his semi bald head!! Alas!! He was staring at maize flour!!!

This was truely a miracle!!Jesus may have performed some famous miracles in His life time, but this one in muthaiga police station beats them all...converting the hard stuff into maize flour...smile smile Sad Sad


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Who performed the miracle? Wanjala and company or the police officers at muthaiga police station?????
Much Know
#5 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 11:06:30 AM
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Applause Nice piece of writing!
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#6 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 11:07:17 AM
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#7 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 11:20:13 AM
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En wanjala was not moved any bit while talking to the press as he well knew they had only bought "Unga ya Ugali"
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence
Kaigangio
#8 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 11:29:09 AM
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On a serious note someone needs to answer the following questions because Wanjala and company cannot:

1.Why did a company of 5 people go to Tz just to buy 2 packets of maize flour if all Wanjala wanted were samples???

2. Does it mean that our policemen are really that daft not to tell the difference between flour (wheat and maize) and the white powder hard stuffs???

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Gathige
#9 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 11:46:02 AM
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Akinyi learnt the art from Chinedu and must have perfected it well.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
Much Know
#10 Posted : Thursday, November 14, 2013 12:09:13 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:

2. Does it mean that our policemen are really that daft ???

They told the MP who lost his folks something like..."Go get help from God".
Ras Kienyeji Man
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