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Kipkoech Tanui: Undiscerning Bile, Indiscriminate Sperm
Posted in: Media|August 6, 2013
Kipkoech Tanui: Undiscerning Bile, Indiscriminate Sperm
BY JACKAL NEWS CONTRIBUTOR
Nothing raises the bile more than seeing the one thing you want so close by, yet you cannot even touch it. Particularly when you are a choleric, pessimistic wet blanket. Especially when you also have a superiority complex. Specifically when you are burdened with a sense of entitlement. Moreover, when there is, owing to your own doings, nothing you can do to assuage the disappointment, desire, angst and frustration. The fire in the belly begins to simmer the bile, and the bowels roil in intemperate turmoil. The brain is inundated with negativity. What comes forth is hatred, contempt, mendacity and sly, conniving, reptilian calumny.
This is precisely where County’s Managing Editor Kipkoech Tanui, that wordy scribe with a little heart pickled and shrivelled with cholera, has found himself. Kipkoech Tanui is presently a demoted editor with the Standard, whose long-winded, poorly structured, grammar-challenged weekly screed is nonetheless the product of self-sacrifice by other editors who are mandated to bust their asses making his gibberish legible and coherent.
With his weekly hackwork, Tanui uses his best attempts to denigrate his perceived opponents, and, especially, UhuRuto. Obviously, his point is hard to detect, and his attacks are thus blunted by excess bile and terrible technique. It does not help that the columnist threw his lot with the ‘Baba’ singing crowd in ODM. It’s tragedy.
How did this man end up this way?
Tanui hates government because he harbours a visceral, unmitigable disenchantment with, first, Alfred Mutua and latterly, Muthui Kariuki. Obviously his betters, these gentlemen rose to a position that Tanui had long salivated for.
According to sources with the information, ‘Baba’ had earmarked Tanui for the position when the Nusu Mkate regime was inaugurated. Unfortunately, when mandatory background checks were conducted, it was discovered that in the course of his exemplary career, the good opinion leader had caused nine young girls in Baringo County to eat the female cassava.
Apparently, Baba was not going to have by his side a man who had sown the wild oats too many times, truncating the careers of many young girls and saddling them prematurely with parental responsibilities.
The man was not told the real reason for the failure of his appointment to materialise. In wily diplomatic ways, he was made to understand that Mutua had prevailed on Mt. Kenya Mafia to hold on to the job and deny him. The better to fuel his bitterness and rage. But somewhere deep inside, the man must know why he failed to nail the job.