Wa wa wa....eeeeh haven't laughed like that in a while,you guys are beyond help.

@ sasha ati it might infect other cars with tetanus!


@ Guka does your bijuti have a soccer ball sticker on the side?

@ spenthrift ROTFLOL!!!!


..... the sons of Zeruiah .....

@ Mtu Biz,I know that one you are talking about. It's commonly sited around south B,mariakani area.

It belongs to one 'Kadenge na mpira shuti...goaaaaal',a former football king.

If there is any sign on Njunge's,it must be ' Beware of Tetanus' and you can be sure the sticker will be covering a hole it's size.

Hiyo ya Njunge,if you find it in traffic on that Mbagathi way hill,you will think he's enjoying himself coz it will be inching back and forth like 10cm both ways until the jam fungukas. Even matatus keep their distance



Everyday!

@Spendthrift,

Demonstration ya nini?.....Actually,the car has a 'fomu' for a passenger seat......With years,the thing has become smooth you would think they grease it...........I have a stool for a driver's seat.Don't worry,i have mastered maintaining my position when going uphill,downhill and even on roundabouts ( If i ever......In most cases,i go straight through the roundabout.Thanks God,they are doing away with them).........Na kikiumana,ninasimama....it's natural...-:)

@Mtubiz,

Soccerball sticker....???.......Let me confirm...-:).

@mlefu,

Many a times i get home and i find grills,bumpers,mirrors and door locks of other cars hanging on my car...!.Huwezi kuzipeleka polisi as lost items.......That mat must have been one such item...

Yombo dhier....!!

@Obi wan: LOL ati firewood! But what happens kuni nikiishia kwa njia and its doesn't have a carrier for the kuni?

@Mtu biz: Like Spendthrift says, the bijuti with a football sticker belongs to Joe Kadenge! Come to think of it, whenever I saw him, his hand was always on the door. Kumbe it is mandatory for all bijutis! LOL!

@Spendthrift: I can't shake the fear of seeing guka's bijuti on that hill on Mbagathi Way! Especially going down the hill! Considering that his breaks are those makonges he carries, I wonder whether he stops the car with his foot like a bicycle! What a sight!


Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!

What elates me most is defying matatus and bigger cars on the road whenever they to show their superiority!!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

@Brav & Magigi Wacheni MADHARAU bwana

I will praise thee,O Lord my God,with all my heart: And I will glorify thy name forever more. Psalms 86:12

@ Jacy26,

There is a way to deal with this madharau. When I was in primary school,some guys dad used to have the habit of splashing water on people with his new yellow Toyota KE 70 wagon (a KXY something). The car was a classy model those days.

So one evening me and the primary school bully were walking home and the guy was coming to pick his son who coincidentally was in my class - and was a rather arrogant classmate. It had just rained and there were pools of water on the road. The guys splashed water on us and almost instantly,his station wagon didn't have a rear shield thanks to a rock that my walking mate hurled at it. That same instant,I realised how fast I could run with an 8.4.4 type bag on my back.

By passers seemed to be in agreement with our actions!


Everyday!

ROLMAO
im writing this 10 times
im not reading this post again
im not reading this post again
im not reading this post again
im not reading this post again
im going to reading this post again
im going to reading this post again
...aah what tha heck

Njunge haki you are going 'kanyuges'. ati 'inyue eherani nindiroka... ' heh thats a serious one,haki munajua leo mdosi yuko area..?

@Jacy ni marangapi nimecurse nikiwa muguu '... haki hawa watu wa magari...' that is after umeoshwa na maji ama vumbi...

which reminds me of nikiwa gishagi,I used to feel the hottest thing in the village (nilikuwa born town then naenda kwa cucu),i used to eye some girls who were fortunate to have a car to be dropping them to chuch etal,na sasa church ndio mungekutana and exchange glances and i would feel top of the world,sasa the problem ilikuwa kukinyesha,i would get to church looking taller than I left home (thanks to the mud stuck under the shoes) then the tu girls would be dropped in the church wakiwa na tu clean open shoes. then look at me nikikaa kama safari rally,heh that was enough motivation.



Usichoke kutafuta salary

Good people,

Just couldn't help myself. This thread is hilarious

my rules


If you are about to enter the roundabout and the cop appears like he wants to lift his hand,get so close to the guy infront of you and make sure no insect can get in between you
If the cop beats you to it,then look at him badly and switch off your engine- just forget to remember that the starter is not working
When you see the cop on the right side has stopped the traffic,start hooting hard and flashing lights at the guy infront of you... he is slow you know na hana mahali ya kwenda
If the car infront of you refuses to start,make sure you shout,flash lights and honk even curse. It just may start due to your harrasment
If pedestrians try to cross infront of you,make sure that you hook their dresses or trousers with your front number plate so that they recognise that you are a class above them and they should not take you for granted
Weka mkono sambusa with your window rolled down when you are in the vicinity where someone might recognise you... never mind you look like an idiot
Always,as much as possible,emulate your motoring hero Shekha Mehta and drive as fast as you can. The best driver is the one who get there first and with the most noise and dust.
And finally,if you are a pedestrian,always remember that it is the responsibility of the drivers around you to make sure you get home to your loved ones safe and sound. Even if the lights are green,just cross si wanakuona and wako na break!

Always outrace whoever has a car like yours.I love Kenya

@Sasha,

Sometimes i seem to ask for more than enough......It's early morning and i sit in the bijuti and say a small prayer thus,'Wee Ngai mwathani teithi mukebe uyu ndukae kururuma'..(God,i ask that this mukebe doesn't come to life ).......I proceed to insert a flatened wire where there was once an ignition switch,twist it and the damn scrap coughs to life......

Yombo dhier....!!