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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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Plus the choir and worship team  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/6/2008 Posts: 3,548
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YouTube is full of them being beat up all over the place, not worth it, let me be open with mambo hii, ya kujificha sana siwezi  , am sure I can enjoy much more with smart women bila kutandikwa kwa YouTube, last case I saw, the kumbaff was nyemelearing his own sisters husband's wife, they like the sickest, perverted and dangerous expeditions this fellows. A New Kenya
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 587
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Much Know wrote:YouTube is full of them being beat up all over the place, not worth it, let me be open with mambo hii, ya kujificha sana siwezi , am sure I can enjoy much more with smart women bila kutandikwa kwa YouTube, last case I saw, the kumbaff was nyemelearing his own sisters husband's wife, they like the sickest, perverted and dangerous expeditions this fellows. So you have never milked a cow somewhere in the bush since you were born? or is it being milked?
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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hardwood wrote:[quote=Swenani]Based on the housing uptake report for luxury apartments, I think MWK are really thriving buy milking sponsors dry.
Below apartments have 100% uptake for one bedroom
1. Lemac-SP-Kes 15.2M
2. Montave-SP Kes 9.9M
Average wazuans are struggling with uptake for 2 bedrooms
1.Lemac-26% uptake-SP Kes 26.9M
2.Garden city-67% uptake-SP Kes 24.6M
3. Montave-85% uptake-SP Kes 17M.
Three bedrooms uptake seems to be doing fine
1.Garden city-67% uptake-SP Kes 36.2M
2.One G Mathenge-70% uptake-SP Kes 72M
3.Le Mac-100% uptake-SP Kes 27M
4.Signature-80% uptake-SP Kes 40.7M
5.Montave-100% uptake-SP Kes 24.7M
Ama what is driving the high uptake of 1 bedrooms luxury apartments?
72m for a 3br apartment? Why not buy a 5brm house on 1/2 acre in karen with the same amount? https://house.jumia.co.k...type%3Abuy&dir=desc
https://house.jumia.co.k...type%3Abuy&dir=desc[/quote] LUXURY makes the differences If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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Baratang wrote:Much Know wrote:YouTube is full of them being beat up all over the place, not worth it, let me be open with mambo hii, ya kujificha sana siwezi , am sure I can enjoy much more with smart women bila kutandikwa kwa YouTube, last case I saw, the kumbaff was nyemelearing his own sisters husband's wife, they like the sickest, perverted and dangerous expeditions this fellows. So you have never milked a cow somewhere in the bush since you were born? Moved away from that, nowadays in has to be in some serious romantic and sexy setup, relaxing cc @swenani's yacht  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Much Know wrote:YouTube is full of them being beat up all over the place, not worth it, let me be open with mambo hii, ya kujificha sana siwezi , am sure I can enjoy much more with smart women bila kutandikwa kwa YouTube, last case I saw, the kumbaff was n yemelearing his own sisters husband's wife, they like the sickest, perverted and dangerous expeditions this fellows. Shimo ni shimo, shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka na mwanaume If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/6/2008 Posts: 3,548
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Baratang wrote:Much Know wrote:YouTube is full of them being beat up all over the place, not worth it, let me be open with mambo hii, ya kujificha sana siwezi , am sure I can enjoy much more with smart women bila kutandikwa kwa YouTube, last case I saw, the kumbaff was nyemelearing his own sisters husband's wife, they like the sickest, perverted and dangerous expeditions this fellows. So you have never milked a cow somewhere in the bush since you were born? or is it being milked? History hio, uncontrollable youth and lessons learnt, maswali sijui ya "uko na CD?", love triangles, mapenzi ya wasi wasi tupu! A New Kenya
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Much Know wrote:Baratang wrote:aemathenge wrote:Baratang wrote:Not really...look at it this way..kunyanduliwa in a kshs 30m luxury flat might be more exciting compared to that happening in 15k rent flat. I need a point of clarity. Please indulge me. Whose name appears on the ownership/lease documents in normal circumstances? Is it the Pretty Young Thing's name or the Githee's name. In a man-sponsored relationship, the property documents are in man's name, but renting is in lady's name. Must be a stupid and idiot woman who is rented for a house or taken to lodgings for njotis in rented apartments and lodgings, if a man wants to keep a mpango, he should buy her a house first, kumurentia ni mtego, especially if the man owns property, many of these wazees are good wazees and do give the mpangos the houses am sure of that, those extra widows of wadosis who appear at funerals usually have a house, hio unyama ni ya wazungu, before mzungu spoiled Kikuyu women, she could not give a single njoti outside her "house", lakini siku hizi even a porn malaya anajiita "artist", Mpangos are not meant be permanent and sire kids, you only escort them until they reach around 35 years, bid them goodbye and go 8 years back her age to scout for talent. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 587
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Angelica _ann wrote:Baratang wrote:Much Know wrote:YouTube is full of them being beat up all over the place, not worth it, let me be open with mambo hii, ya kujificha sana siwezi , am sure I can enjoy much more with smart women bila kutandikwa kwa YouTube, last case I saw, the kumbaff was nyemelearing his own sisters husband's wife, they like the sickest, perverted and dangerous expeditions this fellows. So you have never milked a cow somewhere in the bush since you were born? Moved away from that, nowadays in has to be in some serious romantic and sexy setup, relaxing cc @swenani's yacht  Ati @swenani. This guy cannot afford a decent place that you are describing. He is always probably hovering around those shanty lodges in dandora, githurai kangemi or kawangware...
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Angelica _ann wrote:Baratang wrote:Much Know wrote:YouTube is full of them being beat up all over the place, not worth it, let me be open with mambo hii, ya kujificha sana siwezi , am sure I can enjoy much more with smart women bila kutandikwa kwa YouTube, last case I saw, the kumbaff was nyemelearing his own sisters husband's wife, they like the sickest, perverted and dangerous expeditions this fellows. So you have never milked a cow somewhere in the bush since you were born? Moved away from that, nowadays in has to be in some serious romantic and sexy setup, relaxing cc @swenani's yacht Romantic is meant to be memorable. Even a bush can be romantic if you have never or it's been long since you did it there. I know a friend who still remembers the sex he had in Chiromo campus under the stair case. I'm certain that the girl the girl smiles and grins whenever she remembers the experience If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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What does one do to be a mpango wa kando? In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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Angelica _ann wrote:What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?
Be young, pretty, dress provocatively, look after your body,....si utambi ya wine kumea mpaka magoti haionekani...hair too..wigs are a turn off. Play hard to get just a bit to weed out jokers, but open servers to men of means Unleash A game kabisa, the bewitching kind...your vag should be like a hot pan and the man be onions being sauteed...this way the man will open the door to the resources. Yap. That's about it.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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quicksand wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?
Be young, pretty, dress provocatively, look after your body,....si utambi ya wine kumea mpaka magoti haionekani...hair too..wigs are a turn off. Play hard to get just a bit to weed out jokers, but open servers to men of means Unleash A game kabisa, the bewitching kind...your vag should be like a hot pan and the man be onions being sauteed...this way the man will open the door to the resources. Yap. That's about it. Walalala.That part of be young!I thought it was agreed here age is just a numero. Anyway not all men look for that.I have seen aome mpangos who make me ask "What do men want or look for" when you compare them to the first ladies.Well since am not a man I may never know. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Angelica _ann wrote:What does one do to be a mpango wa kando? See me and email and include your phone number. We can meet on over the weekend to go through the detailed plans If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,901
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Swenani wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:What does one do to be a mpango wa kando? Seen me and email and include your phone number. We can meet on over the weekend to through the detailed plans Yawa kwani what whats up  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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Bigchick wrote:quicksand wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:What does one do to be a mpango wa kando?
Be young, pretty, dress provocatively, look after your body,....si utambi ya wine kumea mpaka magoti haionekani...hair too..wigs are a turn off. Play hard to get just a bit to weed out jokers, but open servers to men of means Unleash A game kabisa, the bewitching kind...your vag should be like a hot pan and the man be onions being sauteed...this way the man will open the door to the resources. Yap. That's about it. Walalala.That part of be young!I thought it was agreed here age is just a numero. Anyway not all men look for that.I have seen aome mpangos who make me ask "What do men want or look for" when you compare them to the first ladies.Well since am not a man I may never know. If the lady is not young it is no longer a mpango. It is a polygamous arrangement for the man, pure and simple. That's the one they say in hushed tones ...'anakuwaga na bibi wawiri'... even if one union has never known formalization by church, elders, tradition or even co-habiting. A mpango arrangement is an exchange of youth-money for convenience and fun.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,634
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aemathenge wrote:Wakanyugi wrote:Dahatre wrote:Community Dick aka Gathenge Weeeweee, î nîṹtṹri Nagithî ti kîṹmbi? I knew mention of your namesake would smoke you out . Kiumbi/Kiumbani is a sanitisation of the same behavior (sexual licence) that society frowns upon if done by women, but tolerate when done by men - provided the dowee is not your wife, sister or girlfriend of course. We live in a male dominated world after all. "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Sisemi kitu Quote:There is a time things got so bad, I went and sat with my watchman, he is a very boring man and he got my mind off sex.” Added the consultant. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Swenani wrote:Sisemi kitu Quote:There is a time things got so bad, I went and sat with my watchman, he is a very boring man and he got my mind off sex.” Added the consultant.
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