Breaking News!
A sudden outbreak of scurvy has enveloped Central Province. Parts of Nairobi are also affected. Patients are being rushed to hospitals with bleeding gums and open wounds that are refusing to heal.
Dr. Sharif, the Director of Public Health has exclusively advised Wazua that the main reason for this outbreak is a sudden decrease in Vitamin C in Jubliee supporters. He claims that most jubilants have stooped eating oranges, and this has caused the lack of vitamin C, leading to scurvy.
Medical services in Central are on high alert, as we wait for more updates.
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