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masukuma
#1 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 4:35:15 PM
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All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Coolio
#2 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 4:46:02 PM
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Which year was this Mr. Prisident?
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
Kusadikika
#3 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 5:47:16 PM
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It doesn't have to be bad. You can be like Morgan Freeman. Get better with age.




Impunity
#4 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 6:40:26 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:
It doesn't have to be bad. You can be like Morgan Freeman. Get better with age.






Yeah, just add mboga to your life and subtract phombeline.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

mpobiz
#5 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 8:07:25 PM
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Thers only one known solution for your problem .

suisideSad
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
masukuma
#6 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 9:24:25 PM
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ni phobe!! uzuri situmii hiyo kitu!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Impunity
#7 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 9:48:39 PM
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masukuma wrote:

Huyo mresh ni karoozi kweli ama ni rongo?
d'oh!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#8 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 9:56:12 PM
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masukuma wrote:
ni phobe!! uzuri situmii hiyo kitu!

Yeah,ni phobe na shoma and very small amount of shuma...
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#9 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 10:50:49 PM
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Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:

Huyo mresh ni karoozi kweli ama ni rongo?
d'oh!

ni karoozi bwana.... circa 1962...
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Mukiri
#10 Posted : Saturday, December 22, 2012 11:19:24 PM
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Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
ni phobe!! uzuri situmii hiyo kitu!

Yeah,ni phobe na shoma and very small amount of shuma...


Shuma ya gym ama hiyo igine?

Proverbs 19:21
bkismat
#11 Posted : Sunday, December 23, 2012 7:15:46 AM
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masukuma wrote:
ni phobe!! uzuri situmii hiyo kitu!

What about madam?I doubt she takes phobe but the years have not been kind to her looks.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
quicksand
#12 Posted : Sunday, December 23, 2012 2:42:04 PM
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masukuma wrote:
ni phobe!! uzuri situmii hiyo kitu!

Much respect man. I tried quitting but life became unbearably dull. So I compromise by taking only in moderation .....pombe has its uses, it is the social grease.
Impunity
#13 Posted : Sunday, December 23, 2012 3:23:41 PM
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bkismat wrote:
masukuma wrote:
ni phobe!! uzuri situmii hiyo kitu!

What about madam?I doubt she takes phobe but the years have not been kind to her looks.

She suffered from passive drinking,just like passive smokers.
Sad
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Lolest!
#14 Posted : Sunday, December 23, 2012 5:44:08 PM
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Dont fear uzee. Your buddies + spouse will be ageing with you.
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Angelica _ann
#15 Posted : Monday, December 24, 2012 1:18:41 PM
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Impunity wrote:
bkismat wrote:
masukuma wrote:
ni phobe!! uzuri situmii hiyo kitu!

What about madam?I doubt she takes phobe but the years have not been kind to her looks.

She suffered from passive drinking,just like passive smokers.
Sad


depressants
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Lolest!
#16 Posted : Monday, August 24, 2020 5:23:06 PM
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Ida Odinga back then. NO filters

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