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Impunity
#1 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 11:34:46 AM
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Former Kang'undo Mpig in court of law for forcefully mounting a 15 year old girl.

Rink: Radio Jambo.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Njung'e
#2 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 11:43:52 AM
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Apate jersey number 9 ya Juventus pap!...and a very long term contract (Kindu 20 years)...bure kabisaSad
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rock
#3 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 11:53:55 AM
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Hope justice will be served.
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 12:18:30 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Apate jersey number 9 ya Juventus pap!...and a very long term contract (Kindu 20 years)...bure kabisaSad


At this rate the first 11 positions of Juve will be quickly filled up.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Coolio
#5 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 12:48:31 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Apate jersey number 9 ya Juventus pap!...and a very long term contract (Kindu 20 years)...bure kabisaSad

I think permanent transfer will be good for him.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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#6 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 12:58:49 PM
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Mimi nilikuwa naona "Moffat Mafia" nikashidwo hio ni mafia ya wapi!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 1:15:19 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Mimi nilikuwa naona "Moffat Mafia" nikashidwo hio ni mafia ya wapi!


And the woman who "sold" him the little girl is undergoing "medicals" at Juventus female team HQ near Langata.
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#8 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 1:21:04 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Former Kang'undo Mpig in court of law for forcefully mounting a 15 year old girl.

Rink: Radio Jambo.


....and released a 200K cash bail.....Alai was realeased on 100K for tweeting about Dodo Mutua.....kenya!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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#9 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 1:26:09 PM
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Hana bahati raundi hii,hope he lands a female judge atashangaa big time...
possunt quia posse videntur
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#10 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 1:40:10 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Former Kang'undo Mpig in court of law for forcefully mounting a 15 year old girl.

Rink: Radio Jambo.


....and released a 200K cash bail.....Alai was realeased on 100K for tweeting about Dodo Mutua.....kenya!!!

I can almost bet on my pension you @McReggae are Alai. I could be wrong though.
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Njung'e
#11 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 1:43:23 PM
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Lucid_Iam wrote:
g about Dodo Mutua.....kenya!!!

I can almost bet on my pension you @McReggae are Alai. I could be wrong though.
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You are very "long"smile
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McReggae
#12 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 1:49:04 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Lucid_Iam wrote:
g about Dodo Mutua.....kenya!!!

I can almost bet on my pension you @McReggae are Alai. I could be wrong though.


You are very "long"smile
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Mwambie jaduong'....when Alai was in the coolers I was around online!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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#13 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 1:57:40 PM
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maka wrote:
Hana bahati raundi hii,hope he lands a female judge atashangaa big time...

Lugha ya kawaida na ya wazua yanichanganya. Kidogo nifikiri unasema you hope he lands on a female judge. That would definitely affect the judgement depending on whether the judge was consulted before the landing!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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pariah
#14 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 2:03:11 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
maka wrote:
Hana bahati raundi hii,hope he lands a female judge atashangaa big time...

Lugha ya kawaida na ya wazua yanichanganya. Kidogo nifikiri unasema you hope he lands on a female judge. That would definitely affect the judgement depending on whether the judge was consulted before the landing!



Sicko
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cmk
#15 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12:31 PM
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the guy has a road near kantafu named after him..he is always on kangundo road buying pints..pengine campaigning
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
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Rollins
#16 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 2:29:40 PM
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Mounting? this word conjures a very brutal imagery. why should such suspects be out on a bail? For all intent and purposes he might be sick upstairs hence likely to repeat the offenceSad
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
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Impunity
#17 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 2:38:45 PM
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maka wrote:
Hana bahati raundi hii,hope he lands a female judge atashangaa big time...


He lands a female judge forcefully or he finds a female judge on the bench to decide his fate?
d'oh!
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#18 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 3:05:07 PM
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Lucid_Iam wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Former Kang'undo Mpig in court of law for forcefully mounting a 15 year old girl.

Rink: Radio Jambo.


....and released a 200K cash bail.....Alai was realeased on 100K for tweeting about Dodo Mutua.....kenya!!!

I can almost bet on my pension you @McReggae are Alai. I could be wrong though.


No. Mcreggae is a United Supporter, Alai supports Arsenal.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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Magigi
#19 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 9:46:37 PM
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The girl must have been so traumatized not just by the act, but first the sight of the man...that stomach!!!
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Kaigangio
#20 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 11:17:49 PM
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...and then one evening a week later somewhere in machakos...

...as moffat maitha alights from an old datsun 1200 pickup registration KDL 221 wearing an old dirty brown codrouy, an untacked baggy khaki shirt, black leather boots, pitch black gogles and a synthetic leather godfather hat carrying a khaki paper wrapped in black polythene paper accompanied by a young stout youth and two elderly men, he briefly talks to the two elderly men and they enter the premises where two elderly men and a young lady are waiting....

moffat (as he sits down), "habari wazee na dada"

after a brief greetings exchange...

moffat "sasa mnayua ya kwamba....."

wazee "....ni kweli..kweli kabisa"

moffat "sasa wazee wangu mnataka........."

young lady "you!!you!!!#*&^^>!!!mkundu wa nyoka!!!"

moffat "wewe kuba......"

wazee "hey wee kimya!! hatukunja hapa kutukanana"

young lady "*^*^*#....wanaume!"

moffat "asi!!........."

wazee "......."

young lady "......."

wazee "........"

....

....

...

..

.

young lady "10 million"

moffat "hio haiwezi kupatikana, iko 50,000"

wazee "wee kijana hii mambo ni serious piu"

wazee "..."

moffat "....."

...

..

.

moffat "sawa 500,000 bei ya yioni"

young lady "hiyo ni sawa"

they leave the premises after greeting each other warmly and saying bye to each other..

later in the month...

judge "what do you say lady"

young lady "moffat has been my boyfriend and our sexual encounter was consented and i was not forced. i am therefore withdrawing the case against moffat"

outside the court as moffat addresses his supporters...

moffat (amidst applause) "asanteni nyinyi wote kwa kuwa nami in this tribulation period....mnayua kwamba kuna mwana siasa ambaye sitamtaya yina lake ndiye anataka kunimaliza kisiasa...money has been poured to finish me na hatutamruhusu mtu yeyote aye kutuharibia constituency yetu!!!!"

nayivunia kuwa mkenya!!!Sad





...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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