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If Rudisha was from Trinidad and Tobago..........
Kusadikika
#1 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:38:41 PM
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He would have an oil well, an island and maybe even a whole town all to himself.

This is what they gave Keshorn Walcott just for winning an olympic gold in Javelin, £100,000 in cash, a luxury home, 20,000 acres of land and - best of all - a free lighthouse!

Can you imagine what they would give Rudisha for, Olympic Gold, World Championship Gold, 3 World Records?

Full story here:
http://uk.eurosport.yaho...ighthouse-130638798.html
essyk
#2 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:43:01 PM
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-Traditional wigs/grass on head
-Mursik
-Spit on him (baraka)
-Shiny paraphanelia on neck
-Several handshakes

To top it up,a long 40 ft truck with crazy dancers to accompany him on a tour de nbo.


"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
sanity
#3 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:45:40 PM
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essyk wrote:
-Traditional wigs/grass on head
-Mursik
-Spit on him (baraka)
-Shiny paraphanelia on neck
-Several handshakes

To top it up,a long 40 ft truck with crazy dancers to accompany him on a tour de nbo.



Laughing out loudly ..crazy dancers for sure Laughing out loudly
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willin2learn
#4 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:48:53 PM
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[quote=Kusadikika]He would have an oil well, an island and maybe even a whole town all to himself.

This is what they gave Keshorn Walcott just for winning an olympic gold in Javelin, £100,000 in cash, a luxury home, 20,000 acres of land and - best of all - a free lighthouse!

Can you imagine what they would give Rudisha for, Olympic Gold, World Championship Gold, 3 World Records?

Full story here:
http://uk.eurosport.yaho...ghthouse-130638798.html[/quote]

And so by the time they wrap up the 20th Gold, whole tobbaco country will be owned by ex-olympians.

Free-lighthouse? so that he can dock/land his Armanda in the harbour with precision of a surgeon ama?
Kratos
#5 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:49:20 PM
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essyk wrote:
-Traditional wigs/grass on head
-Mursik
-Spit on him (baraka)
-Shiny paraphanelia on neck
-Several handshakes

To top it up,a long 40 ft truck with crazy dancers to accompany him on a tour de nbo.




You forgot to add those cards tied onto the shiny Christmas decorations written "GUEST"

“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
Impunity
#6 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 6:04:09 PM
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Kratos wrote:
essyk wrote:
-Traditional wigs/grass on head
-Mursik
-Spit on him (baraka)
-Shiny paraphanelia on neck
-Several handshakes

To top it up,a long 40 ft truck with crazy dancers to accompany him on a tour de nbo.




You forgot to add those cards tied onto the shiny Christmas decorations written "GUEST"


Ati mgeni?
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digitek1
#7 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 7:11:57 PM
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the last time Maa elders dispatched 50 cows...imagine....fefte
lets see what they do this tym
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Coolio
#8 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 7:20:15 PM
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Being a Maa he will get a herd of cattle and of coz a nditto but remember this is Kenya we have to get something from him.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
essyk
#9 Posted : Tuesday, August 14, 2012 9:33:13 PM
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Kratos wrote:

You forgot to add those cards tied onto the shiny Christmas decorations written "GUEST"


hope ur not referring to the ones I see on cows during ASK shows.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
qooler
#10 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:21:41 AM
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Ugandans have launched a cash drive for Kiprotich, and his folks are demanding a car and good house from the state.

rink
King G
#11 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 10:35:36 AM
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qooler wrote:
Ugandans have launched a cash drive for Kiprotich, and his folks are demanding a car and good house from the state.

rink


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Kaka M
#12 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 10:41:19 AM
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Rudisha is not getting a bride or should it be brides? I wonder who pays for the dowry under such circumstances, coz I doubt any Father would give away, " his 14 years of investment" just coz someone won a Gold medal and broke a record.
Am not belittling Rudisha achievements only putting myself in the akalas of the fathers of the prospective brides if it gets to that.
Foreman
#13 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 11:37:58 AM
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qooler wrote:
Ugandans have launched a cash drive for Kiprotich, and his folks are demanding a car and good house from the state.

rink

Aren't they somewhere in Kenya, ama ni foster folks
Coolio
#14 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 7:34:03 PM
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Kenyan athletes arrived today and i saw the presence of shiny things around their necks some even written guest!
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
vinii
#15 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 8:36:36 PM
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Coolio wrote:
Kenyan athletes arrived today and i saw the presence of shiny things around their necks some even written guest!

Sasa guest of who ....si wako home..
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
essyk
#16 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:10:23 PM
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Coolio wrote:
Kenyan athletes arrived today and i saw the presence of shiny things around their necks some even written guest!


woi Sad

did u see the funny dancers as well? esp the guy with fake tummy and butt? must be machangi!!
the officials spoilt the party.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Coolio
#17 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:53:56 PM
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essyk wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Kenyan athletes arrived today and i saw the presence of shiny things around their necks some even written guest!


woi Sad

did u see the funny dancers as well? esp the guy with fake tummy and butt? must be machangi!!
the officials spoilt the party.


Those dancers made my day.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
Coolio
#18 Posted : Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:55:56 PM
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essyk wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Kenyan athletes arrived today and i saw the presence of shiny things around their necks some even written guest!


woi Sad

did u see the funny dancers as well? esp the guy with fake tummy and butt? must be machangi!!
the officials spoilt the party.


Those dancers made my day esp. the man with big "githurai" and a pair of shorts.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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