Budget ya mahusttler-Cry to the Government
1.Blue band na SuperLoaf washikane tuuziwe mkate ikiwa already imepakwa BB
2.Miguna Miguna anyang'anywe jina moja wapatie wenye hawana majina kama Nameless
3.Gava ifungue Mr.Broke.Hatuwezi bei ya Mr.Price
4.Brookside Dairies should offer a Cheap 100ml pack of milk called BrokeSide
5.Elections zifanywe kwa FB na Twitter ndio ikuwe cheap. Balance wapatie mahustler
6.Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava introduce petrol ya sachets
7.gavaa impunguze mapenzi ya dhati ikue mapenzi ya mbao
8.watu wako na mashilingi kwa kichwa waanze kulipa tax
7.logo ya apple iumwe tena ndio bei ipungue

Hiyo shimo ya doughnut itolewe juu si tamu, na Johnnie Walker afike kule anaenda ndio bei ipungue.

Everyone to stop driving 4 a week so the country can save 5b

bei ya soda ishuke ndio a billion africans waache ku share coke

Buru, Donholm and Umoja to be joined and collectively called BuruBuruBuruBuru so as to standardise Fare and Rent rates!



Plus ule msee alipeleka Zack S.A atafutwe akamlete! NKt!


Holy Communion to be upgraded to Mug ya Uji na Half Loaf, so as to off set lunch bill ya sunday.

1.Kama fegi ni 7 bob ambia shopkeeper aivute mpaka ifike ya 5 bob akuuzie
2.Taxation on weaves and other fake hair should go up to curb the killing of poor horses.
3.If you spend more than 30K on a chic umelipa deposit ya dowry.Make sure you show her parents the receipts.<---- My Favorite!! This is from a guy’s side of view!
4.PK irudi 4bob
5. Brookside Dairies should offer a Cheap 100ml pack of milk called BrokeSide
6. Elections zifanywe kwa FB na Twitter ndio ikuwe cheap. Balance
wapatie masufferer
7.parliament si club, hiyo speaker inaitwa marende iuzwe
8.hosi zipunguzwe bei wakorino wapone vichwa haraka

ile kuku ya kanu iliyoibiwa irudishwe