I found this quite humorous: http://www.standardmedia...026964&cid=499&
1. Typically,when a man is relaxing in his house on a Saturday morning,water is spilt all over the floor creating the impression of a general cleaning going on. 'Baba Jimmi,please sit outside on the veranda while I tidy up the living room,' comes the ominous request. But an hour later,the floor is still undone,forcing him to seek refuge in the local pub.
2. Another trick women use to send men away is by pulling sheets out of bed early,usually when they are nursing the Friday night hangover. The woman may say insincerely: 'I am not disturbing your sleep but I need these sheets for washing.'
3. If this does not work,then removing the bedroom window curtains will do the trick. I am reliably informed hangovers hate light more than anything.
4. I have heard laments about how men’s Sunday afternoons are ruined. For instance,while the average bloke wants to be around,many find the hum of a hair dryer during beauty therapy sessions intolerable.
Is it any wonder,dear women,that men never declare all their finances but hide something for contingencies such as forced merry-making in the locals?