How do I add weight but remain healthy?

but i want to remain healthy! Do I eat nyama and fries and do tizi after that?

On a serious note, eat heavy meals just before going to bed. That ought to do the trick!

if medically you are not underweight, pse dont bother .... wewe igo gilo ngapi?

Drink stuff like amarula and baileys. Utanona ushangae.

Kuna watu hawana mwili ya kunona. Hata wakule aje, hawaezi nona. You be might one of these guys?

Hydrocephalus?

eeii.... reminds me of a buddy of mine fondly called KG. we busted him twice massacring a full kilo of fatty beef ALONE. Reason kutengeneza mwili. A full year later, inspite of eating blueband and other fatties, the guy still walks cautiously, lest the wind would blow strong and he is swept off the road. Tafakari hayo.

@, unataka kupata kifua kama ya wale mabouncer hukaa ka wamemeza TV?