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Bettertry
#41 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 11:13:05 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Kwani how many kids has he already sired with the newscater?
How long has he been married to his Nyeri wife?
Na what was Miss Jiggers thinking about when opened up her airport for mbwatana to land on,barefooted?

Mwanawazua mwenza haya ni maswala nyeti sana yanajichibuza hapa kutoka kwa @lmpunity... just to quote the KTN newscaster...
We Will Either Find a Way or Create One - HANNIBAL
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mwenza
#42 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 11:17:57 AM
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Bettertry wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Kwani how many kids has he already sired with the newscater?
How long has he been married to his Nyeri wife?
Na what was Miss Jiggers thinking about when opened up her airport for mbwatana to land on,barefooted?

Mwanawazua mwenza haya ni maswala nyeti sana yanajichibuza hapa kutoka kwa @lmpunity... just to quote the KTN newscaster...




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Jaina
#43 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 11:40:24 AM
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The Bastard got Cooked by blindly following the so called "Iron Lady".

He didnt do his maths properly b4 deciding to aimlessly to "shoot in the Dark". His resignation was and same for the iron lasy was very inconsequential. They both lost their last oppotunity to make the extra buck for not only re-election, but also for survival.
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Impunity
#44 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 12:13:31 PM
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Who is the newscaster guyz?
When is miss jigger(jinga) due?
Is it possible for Mbwatana to marry all the clandes to lessen the maintenance cost?
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vinii
#45 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:50:07 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Who is the newscaster guyz?
When is miss jigger(jinga) due?
Is it possible for Mbwatana to marry all the clandes to lessen the maintenance cost?

@ Impunity i think you have the answer to question no. 1 'mwana-Isaac Chi-something'
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Impunity
#46 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 3:11:53 PM
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@viini(vya ugonjwa), thanks.
But why did he mount than newscaster, design ya pregnancy knowing well that the lady had a "tragic" teenage and with a kid?
For miss jingas,I salute mbwatana for disciplining the lass,she saw no handsome men (Like @me) to give landing rights!
I had that @Oliek once made a terrible landing on that smooth airport?Is it true?
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Gordon Gekko
#47 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 3:29:55 PM
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@Oliek?? How fishy (no relation to the eatery along Marcus Garvey Road). Kwani anasakata kabumbu ngapi?
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#48 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 5:10:08 PM
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...common lesson for us all; Nyeri mamas,NEVER EVER!!Shame on you
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Wendz
#49 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 5:26:11 PM
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wanyuru wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
McReggae wrote:
For issuing 5 bouncing cheques.....Nation via twitter!!!!


NKT! I googled the highlighted and guess what google returns;

Did you mean 5 bouncing babies?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii si bhangi peke yake


me thinks its been mixed with the "heroin" plant that is being grown in kinangop.....
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willin2learn
#50 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 5:44:49 PM
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Wendz wrote:
wanyuru wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
McReggae wrote:
For issuing 5 bouncing cheques.....Nation via twitter!!!!


NKT! I googled the highlighted and guess what google returns;

Did you mean 5 bouncing babies?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii si bhangi peke yake


me thinks its been mixed with the "heroin" plant that is being grown in kinangop.....


@Wendz. You mean bangi ya kujisodekea?
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Tommy
#51 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 9:25:52 PM
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Wendz wrote:
wanyuru wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
McReggae wrote:
For issuing 5 bouncing cheques.....Nation via twitter!!!!


NKT! I googled the highlighted and guess what google returns;

Did you mean 5 bouncing babies?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii si bhangi peke yake


me thinks its been mixed with the "heroin" plant that is being grown in kinangop.....

that is a poor millionaire, i felt sorry for the guy.
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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McReggae
#52 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 11:03:43 AM
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Mla mamba is more problems, who will save this man!!!
http://www.nation.co.ke/...2/-/hu0bytz/-/index.html
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#53 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 2:27:35 PM
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[quote=McReggae]Mla mamba is more problems, who will save this man!!!
http://www.nation.co.ke/.../-/hu0bytz/-/index.html[/quote]

Ni maombi yu ya Helicopter church itamsaidia sasa.
Pray
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#54 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 3:10:03 PM
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Some things you don't do with Kiambu men.You don't con them off their hard sweat.....They'll hunt you down and kill you for 6 pennies.Someone better be careful.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Lolest!
#55 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 3:54:59 PM
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Njunge, Francis Mburu ni wewe? Francis Njunge Mburu aka Baba Mburu aka Guka
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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Impunity
#56 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 3:56:06 PM
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[quote=McReggae]Mla mamba is more problems, who will save this man!!!
http://www.nation.co.ke/.../-/hu0bytz/-/index.html[/quote]

Helicopter church pastor pekee ndio itamsaidia sasa.
Pray Pray Pray
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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pn
#57 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:04:32 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Some things you don't do with Kiambu men.You don't con them off their hard sweat.....They'll hunt you down and kill you for 6 pennies.Someone better be careful.


Seconded the guy is treading some very very dangerous path, ataona cha mtema kuni.
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Njung'e
#58 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:09:47 PM
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@Lolest,
Frajethi!!....Sounds nice!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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bwenyenye
#59 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:13:34 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Lolest,
Frajethi!!....Sounds nice!


in short ' Fura..Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
I Think Therefore I Am
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Impunity
#60 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:35:04 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Njunge, Francis Mburu ni wewe? Francis Njunge Mburu aka Baba Mburu aka Guka


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Mbusted.
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