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chalan
#1 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 5:18:58 PM
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If I was to be President, I would ensure that "ujinga" was not one of our modern-day challenges to my fellow Kenyans. In fact, I ensure that Ngara market was not a hawkers den for individuals trading in "mitumbas", rather, a hawking den for software and cheap software development labour. I welcome more input to my "timid" manifesto. Thank you.
Gordon Gekko
#2 Posted : Sunday, July 17, 2011 6:57:58 PM
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If I was to be President, I
would ensure that corruption is a capital offense and start with the guy who sold all the maize stock to GOSS, then move to the one who sold all our seeds, then the one who is importing crap maize from South Africa then then then...this is genocide.
lovely2010
#3 Posted : Sunday, July 17, 2011 10:59:00 PM
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If I was president, we would practice Shariah Law, Kina GG and their mpango wa kando and like cases will not be tolerated, I guess you know what I mean...ukiwaona hao.....you will need licence to take mututho and it should be inhouse, no tax paying you receive gross pay, fasting a must to everyone so as to experience what hungry people go through, decent dress code (starting with me as a good example), no more than one child, if you need the second and third adopt orphans, anyone heard speaking ill of someones religion, tribe...kamiti...every county will receive equal amount to take care of itself...infact there would be county competitions in terms of developments, people appointed for funds will be accountable even for a loss of a penny,..... etc It will be a very peaceful and developed country...
hisah
#4 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 5:42:38 AM
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When it comes to food, I can see something called Monsanto is in KE Sad
My heart bleeds in sadness & anger. Research on this thing & see where it leads on food security...
$15/barrel oil... The commodities lehman moment arrives as well as Sovereign debt volcano!
Mach G
#5 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 7:44:46 AM
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It may sound easy to want to do all these "things" but in reality its tough - Some Old Man said ni rahisi kuongoza simba kuliko mbinadamu, the other one who followed said Mwafrika mwele ngumu yet the next one resignedly said Bure Kabisa M*fi ya kuku!. Now is the problem in Kenya one of lack of food, not producing enough or is it that our supply chain is broken or arewe still using the one that was left behind na mzungu miaka nenda. Why do we still have mbogas going to rot in Nyandarua, potatoes in Molo and Dundori going to waste while in other places they would use the same to fight hunger, The plight of IDPs zimechangia njaa? I'm no expert in matters Food security, Just a thought people!
chalan
#6 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 8:22:15 AM
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If I was President, depending on how much a share is worth, insider-trading would not be a economics crime, or a criminal offence.
selah
#7 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 9:48:00 AM
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chalan wrote:
If I was to be President, I would ensure that "ujinga" was not one of our modern-day challenges to my fellow Kenyans. In fact, I ensure that Ngara market was not a hawkers den for individuals trading in "mitumbas", rather, a hawking den for software and cheap software development labour. I welcome more input to my "timid" manifesto. Thank you.


I think thats what the current Govt has strived to Achieve.There are three submarine cables an ict techno city is already under construction,digital villages have been launched we are among the top countries who are testing 4G after a successful uptake of 3G.

I think the next large scale investment should be in agriculture the reason being majority of kenyans can get employed from this sector not forgetting saving us a lot of forex expenses and lives.



'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
dunkang
#8 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 10:40:23 AM
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If i were the President, i would enforce the following rules, breaking them would lead you to Naivasha for atleast 5 years;
i. All buildings should be roofed with solar panels, not concrete or mabati,
ii. All buildings must collect atleast 90% of rainwater,
iii. All farms, 3 acres and above, must have a waste-to-fuel conversion facility,
iv. No residential housing unit should be constructed without a toilet, bathroom and at least 2No. bedroom (This brings horror to me remembering the house i was brought up in, 1 room is the kitchen, bedroom, sitting room dining room etc for a family of 5!)
v. No woman should be allowed to have a baby without a father! (Hata kama ni mpango wa kando, the child MUST visit the dad twice a week!)
vi. All kenyans, aged 15 years and above, must have atleast a radio, tv or internet at all times. (Information is power, au sio?)
vii. No County governor should have held any public office in his life time!
viii. National Identification Cards are scrapped! Instead, all Kenyans must have a database updated bi-monthly and kept at their County of birth!
ix. Marriage to a Kikuyu or Luo lady should NEVER be registered. Just for the security of the property of the Mzee!
x. All Class A and B roads must be paved with tarmac to international standards!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Cde Monomotapa
#9 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 10:47:44 AM
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Cheers @dunkang but expound on ix) - niko ma-taa!
dunkang
#10 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2011 11:02:38 AM
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Cde Monomotapa wrote:
Cheers @dunkang but expound on ix) - niko ma-taa!


These ladies from Central Kenya (originally) and Nyanza are very cunning. They will 'love' you, gain access to your finances and property, fall in 'love' with them, then, one day, you will start a court battle over ownership etc.

So the best way is, men who 'marry' them, (or who are 'loved' by them) should not be allowed to officially register the relationship (by any means i.e through kids, weddings, visits to registrar etc), since no records will be available to prove the relationship in a court of law.

NB: Am a kyuk married to an Embu (10 years guarantee remember!).
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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