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Mwananichi Budget, Mandaraka Nday
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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The budget by the mwananichi, but he was roughed up sooner before I could blink my eye. Unga 30 bob  Soda matiaba 40 bob Sukari 60 bob Phombe 200 bob  Mafuta 20 bob Sigara (stick) 50 bob  Mukate (full) 20 bob Fare 10  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/18/2011 Posts: 142 Location: Nairobi
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You got it wrong. It should have been:
Unga - free
Soda baridi - free
Soda moto - 5 bob
Sukari - (walk over to the nearest sugar cane vendor and get it for free; that is, get sugarcane for free and boil to get sugar soup that you will add milk and tea leaves to and enjoy Ketepa jai)
Phombe - anyone asking for it goes to jail
Mafuta ya kujipaka - banned from Kenya
Sigara - you get to hang for every stick. 3 sticks means you are hanged three times
Mukate - the first slice free; the second slice 1 bob; the third slice 2 bob and so on and so on
Fare - ferry donkeys in Lamu to all parts of the country and plant grass along all roads
Everything else - as you wish ceteris paribus
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 4/19/2011 Posts: 7 Location: Nairobi
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The budget was balanced and made sure that everyone works for their upkeep. No free stuff for you.
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 4/18/2011 Posts: 18 Location: Nairobi
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A hilarious post about nothing
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