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The Woman I married
Motomoto
#1 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:30:32 PM
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The Woman I married : Edwin Waiyaki

The woman I married,
Is an outright bone shaker,
For a full decade,
She had banged a type writer
And now in substitution
Bangs the crockery
Until my house sounds like a factory

The noise keeps her sane
they say.

Mwende
#2 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:59:34 PM
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Nycee...Laughing out loudly
...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
Elder
#3 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 1:25:31 PM
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Now tell us about the man she married.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
carygoh
#4 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:18:13 PM
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Elder wrote:
Now tell us about the man she married.

twelezeDrool
Think Positive Test Negative
Motomoto
#5 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:25:56 PM
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Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say
carygoh
#6 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:36:01 PM
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Posts: 1,694
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Think Positive Test Negative
Kirika
#7 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 3:24:36 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Tday ive cracked another rib. Man, you shud write a book.

Jana it was Monomotopa saying he plans to ride out the bear run via Lungula.
Tommy
#8 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 3:54:08 PM
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Posts: 891
Location: Nairobi
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
aemathenge
#9 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:31:04 PM
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Mr. Motomoto esq.

In the matter of "The Man She Married" et al.

TAKE NOTICE that I am sending you and or your agent(s) and heir(s) my hospital bill for the treatment caused by uncontrolled laughter elicited therein and any other charges thereto.
Njung'e
#10 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:35:42 PM
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Posts: 9,017
Location: Nairobi
Tommy wrote:
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What can you say.This one was born with a lit msokoto between his/her lips....and glue on one hand!smile
Old Nigga
aemathenge
#11 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:41:40 PM
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Location: Kerugoya
Mwende
#12 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:48:56 PM
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Joined: 7/29/2009
Posts: 214
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say


hahaha Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
radio
#13 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:51:15 PM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,546
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say


Applause This cracked me up! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Elder
#14 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:55:22 PM
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Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 2,148
Location: elderville
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly you sure make a banging couple Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
nostoppingthis
#15 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 5:12:13 PM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,890
Location: Nairobi
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...

The Man she Married - by MotomotoThe man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport

Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk

The noise keeps him sane
They say


in light of ride out the bear runLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...dead pap!
Tommy
#16 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:22:09 PM
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na huyu @motomoto alitoka wapi. if i add other wazuans, i am sure wazua is definately a place to be.
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
Tommy
#17 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:24:03 PM
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Location: Nairobi
am i in luv with wazua? Sad
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
Katibampya
#18 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:35:19 PM
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Kali kweli. @Motomoto what about the kids that you two brought to this unforgiving world?
vinii
#19 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:45:33 PM
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Posts: 2,055
..what about the househelp??
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Motomoto
#20 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:54:31 PM
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Tommy wrote:
na huyu @motomoto alitoka wapi. if i add other wazuans, i am sure wazua is definately a place to be.


CONFESSION
@Motomoto is just an old SK member who sometimes wants to play around unnoticed...You can guess who it is...!!!
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