we were used to watching animal documentaries with immense delight. th cats chasin 4ter poor defenseless herbivores with 'natural impunity' capturing them,n devouring them.. in those days we used to pity the miserable animals. speed being their only defense,they lived in an ever constant state of hair trigger alert,always on th look out 4 a prawling predator any tym,anywhere,any how. there's nolonger need to sit b4 th screen now. infact dstv n others will lose market of that particular channel in this xtry. reason,ours has systematically n surely turned out to b one such living hell of a jungle(read xtry) what with th constant threat of kidnappings n abductions? those inglorious bastards hav inflicted such unprecedented misery in our sense of ease. u can nologer draw ur hard earn'd cash 4rom th wall without imaginin some pathetic brute is eying u. u got t lk all round b4 drivin thro ur gate n u ev'n got t hoot 4rom a distance. in th streets,u got to kno who's followin u n those xters can ba the way abduct u right at the state hse gate without batting an eyelid n with deadly accuracy. n thats kenya 4 u. talk abt a dog's lyf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style..
-w. buffet-