Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women..

After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.

The last @McReggae wrote such a thing here he was usered from Eldership to user without even passing thru the warriorship!
I wish you well.

@Lady Admin good morning, wakie-wakey!!!

LMAO! evil .

Then my wife and mpangos must be billionaires, oops zillionaires, thanks to my philanthropy

R.I.P mandela. U taught me three great things,that great men get married thrice

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

Proof that God has a sense of humor too.

Wacha tu