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The Best of Moi...
wanyuru
#81 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:30:25 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
@eileen, Laughing out loudly! I recall him saying male mote malimotoloka kanu maambiwe malundi kanu polepole
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly crazy
bwenyenye
#82 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:51:04 AM
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Posts: 1,805
Give it to the guy, he never got caught up by the 'rich' lifestyle. The guy would actually drive himself from Kabarnet Gardens to his office at Statehouse and many other palces. His guards would tell you that he loved ponyokaing from them and would vanish for hours without them knowing that the mzee had 'hepad' home. One such time, he met his match on Waiyaki way and rammed a Mat while driving on the wrong side.. You should have seen the Mat dere's horror filled face as he was bundled in a police landi. The guy was never charged.... Hiyo story iliisha hivyo... But that man Moi.....!!!
I Think Therefore I Am
poundfoolish
#83 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:24:50 PM
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Joined: 12/2/2009
Posts: 2,458
Location: Nairobi
bwenyenye wrote:
Give it to the guy, he never got caught up by the 'rich' lifestyle. The guy would actually drive himself from Kabarnet Gardens to his office at Statehouse and many other palces. His guards would tell you that he loved ponyokaing from them and would vanish for hours without them knowing that the mzee had 'hepad' home. One such time, he met his match on Waiyaki way and rammed a Mat while driving on the wrong side.. You should have seen the Mat dere's horror filled face as he was bundled in a police landi. The guy was never charged.... Hiyo story iliisha hivyo... But that man Moi.....!!!


sources aka moles aka reliable sources... told me, when he gongad the matatu, which was on the wrong as they usually are, Mzee chomoad his head from the window and asked the dere..in characteristic voice..clearing throat..

"Gijana igo nini?"

on noticing the face the dere was hard at work on his steering wheel(bila power steering those days)pinduad his ka mathree much to the chagrin of the unaware passangers..
XSK
#84 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 4:11:23 PM
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Location: Nairobi
poundfoolish wrote:
bwenyenye wrote:
Give it to the guy, he never got caught up by the 'rich' lifestyle. The guy would actually drive himself from Kabarnet Gardens to his office at Statehouse and many other palces. His guards would tell you that he loved ponyokaing from them and would vanish for hours without them knowing that the mzee had 'hepad' home. One such time, he met his match on Waiyaki way and rammed a Mat while driving on the wrong side.. You should have seen the Mat dere's horror filled face as he was bundled in a police landi. The guy was never charged.... Hiyo story iliisha hivyo... But that man Moi.....!!!


sources aka moles aka reliable sources... told me, when he gongad the matatu, which was on the wrong as they usually are, Mzee chomoad his head from the window and asked the dere..in characteristic voice..clearing throat..

"Gijana igo nini?"

on noticing the face the dere was hard at work on his steering wheel(bila power steering those days)pinduad his ka mathree much to the chagrin of the unaware passangers..


Is this the gutter press account of what happened? It seems so unreal but for Moi anything is possible.
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
M.Major
#85 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 6:23:43 PM
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Joined: 1/27/2011
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Location: Papa Kule
Magigi wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Magigi wrote:
...."Na huyu ndie nimechakua" Pointing to Uhuru while Saitoti was seated next to him...Judas Iscariot


And Saitoti clapped, like this Applause Applause
ABK!


...while grinning like a fool...


......Looking at saitoti baba continued"na wewe saitoti ni rafiki, na urafiki ni tofauti na uongozi"
Poor prof cant lead a group of two people himself included. Baba kasema

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Shame on you Shame on you d'oh!
Nionyeshe Njia Zako.
aemathenge
#86 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 7:30:44 PM
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Location: Kerugoya
He banned the bionic man. I will never forgive him for that. Never.
Ngalaka
#87 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:27:08 PM
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Moi has a number of positives going for him too.

With him in power the Govt would never have lost control of the situation to the extent we saw in 2008 PEV.

For some time Annan and co were the defacto 'rulers' here!
Isuni yilu yi maa me muyo - ni Mbisuu
Euge
#88 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:48:59 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
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Location: Rupi
Ngalaka wrote:

Moi has a number of positives going for him too.

With him in power the Govt would never have lost control of the situation to the extent we saw in 2008 PEV.

For some time Annan and co were the defacto 'rulers' here!


His positives are 1% of what he did.
A former student leader in Egerton told me of his experience after they organized to block Moi's motorcade. They were all arrested put twos in different cells across the country. He and his colleague were taken to Nyahururu, put with 2 guys who had gunshot wounds while trying to raid a bank. They had a bucket that got to overflow as a toilet. Most dehumanizing was that one thug died and he stayed with them in the cell for 2 days before his body was removed from the cell. Never mind they informed the police as soon as he died. The cell was so small so when the guy died, they folded his feet so he could create room for the rest of them.
Some fellow student leaders disappeared without trace to-date.

Ooopse I deviated - the topic is the best of Moi
Lord, thank you!
Magigi
#89 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:58:54 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Euge wrote:
Ngalaka wrote:

Moi has a number of positives going for him too.

With him in power the Govt would never have lost control of the situation to the extent we saw in 2008 PEV.

For some time Annan and co were the defacto 'rulers' here!


His positives are 1% of what he did.
A former student leader in Egerton told me of his experience after they organized to block Moi's motorcade. They were all arrested put twos in different cells across the country. He and his colleague were taken to Nyahururu, put with 2 guys who had gunshot wounds while trying to raid a bank. They had a bucket that got to overflow as a toilet. Most dehumanizing was that one thug died and he stayed with them in the cell for 2 days before his body was removed from the cell. Never mind they informed the police as soon as he died. The cell was so small so when the guy died, they folded his feet so he could create room for the rest of them.
Some fellow student leaders disappeared without trace to-date.

Ooopse I deviated - the topic is the best of Moi


...You have not deviated. that is what he was best at....TORTURE
dunkang
#90 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:28:57 PM
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who can remember that ignorant sycophant from Nakuru who responded to Uni students that were demonstrating asking for dialogue with the president.

That burger responded,"Kama ni dialogue wanataka, si wapewe wakule."

Ohhh poor Kenya.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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