Rank: Elder Joined: 10/18/2008 Posts: 3,434 Location: Kerugoya
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“I knew hell has broken loose when mom took herself to one of the largest pharmacies in Thika and brought a carton, not a packet, a carton full of condoms and some pamphlets that were explaining how, when and where to use them.
She never said anything that day.
The day of reckoning came the next day.
It was after supper she called me:
"Githiiicii Njoruaa!! Tooka hanini"
Saa io anaelekea nauko kwa kagiza karibu na boma ya nguruwe.
These are those words
''toka hanini"
Till now, hua naskia nimejaa maji kwa tumbo akizitumia.
I knew ii ni msomo.
And my mom's msomo ilikua inajazwa matusi, sarcasm, satire, irony, simile, exaggerations and all sort of poetic devices.
Rîurî, ùreenda kwonia itùùra rîrî rîothe noowe wîna ciîga cia ùndùrùme, iii?
Arùme arîa angî rî, maheirwo ciîga macihuhage ta biringi?
Ciaku nocio ciùî wîra wa kùruta.
She won’t tire on dropping paining words zingine hadi unaconoka.
Rîu Wanjikù kîa Waigoko nî kîirîtu gîa kùùmba na ndùngîconoka ùkiumîra kambî wîtuîte mùndùrùme wa arùme arîa angî.
Njoki naake, nanîguo aiitaga rùùta ee furaimarîrî, ndagîkùihùgagia mùno na rùùta, kana hingo îo ndùngîrùigua rùkînyùrùka nî weendo kùmatîra îgùrù?
Ùcio naake nî Hannah Wa Rúgúrú nanîguo ee mbaaco nene, ona ùngîoneka naake bara andù no moige ùroomba kîonje.
Rîu watùkirie ùù nding’oing’o îno, angîkorwo nginya Ngùrino ndùroheera. Ndùrîharùka kuo ùremwo nî gwîcomora?
Noo ùngîmwona hau akîina youth kanitha mbeere nouge nî thingi mari.
Ndùgeciirie ndiùî nginya waarî hakuhî gùtemwo na banga njikarîro wonetwo nî Nyina wa Sophia kahùainî oo rîrî wamîiga thî.
Múndú mùgiiiima na ndangîigua thooni akîùmbanîra nginya ikùmbî-inî rîene, mara mabebeini, mara macakayainî.
Ndùgerie nginya itara igúrû tùgùtambùre.
Ciîga imwe cingîacùhagio ta bejo (pencil), wee ungîtigarîte oo raba!!
Wîciirie mùno úrìa ùgùikara.
Nîndakùrehera mîbira wonjorithie taranda.
Njeherera thiî ùgakomie mahîndî.
This was too much for me.
Next day I took my bag heading to my Shushs place.
Mum saw me and she was like
“njeterera ngumagarie”
Anga nîwoiga ùtware taranda County level?
Muuuum!!!! I can’t complain now!!!
But till now I wonder how u got all that info. Link
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