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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Quote:This case, the one of that pitching guy who installed and ERP just shows the procurement system is broken somewhere.  Blame the system? People will always find ways of beating systems!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 8/25/2012 Posts: 1,826
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murchr wrote:Gathige wrote:FRM2011 wrote:My all-time favourite.
Chairman : how did you carry 100 million ?
Josephine : safely.
That's how to answer a clueless committee. Kabura was just a conduit just like Kago, the millionaire driver. ... Chair: After how long did Kago pay you back? K: Close to a year, about a year Chair: Kago said that he paid you after 5 months with an interest of 10% per month K: Yes, I said close to a year not one year... Chair: The CBK told us that the weight of 100M is like 5 jerrycans of water, can you carry 5 jerrycans of water? K: Yes Chair: Madam, you know we can do a prove test here, 5 jerricans can be equiv to 2 bags of cement. Are you ready to demonstrate that? K: No, I thought you meant a jerrycan of water 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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sitaki.kujulikana wrote:murchr wrote:Gathige wrote:FRM2011 wrote:My all-time favourite.
Chairman : how did you carry 100 million ?
Josephine : safely.
That's how to answer a clueless committee. Kabura was just a conduit just like Kago, the millionaire driver. ... Chair: After how long did Kago pay you back? K: Close to a year, about a year Chair: Kago said that he paid you after 5 months with an interest of 10% per month K: Yes, I said close to a year not one year... Chair: The CBK told us that the weight of 100M is like 5 jerrycans of water, can you carry 5 jerrycans of water? K: Yes Chair: Madam, you know we can do a prove test here, 5 jerricans can be equiv to 2 bags of cement. Are you ready to demonstrate that? K: No, I thought you meant a jerrycan of water Aiiiiii.......is this for real? ......Haki we have cows for representatives. Jinga kabisa!!  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,935
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The way a saw Gumbo conduct that session, Ababu must be crying in the toilet  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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Lolest! wrote:masukuma wrote:hardwood wrote:Taurrus wrote:Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!! Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is. What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style) What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our texts boss many things read your text.... All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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masukuma wrote:Lolest! wrote:masukuma wrote:hardwood wrote:Taurrus wrote:Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!! Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is. What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style) What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our texts boss many things read your text.... I will never join this things... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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maka wrote:masukuma wrote:Lolest! wrote:masukuma wrote:hardwood wrote:Taurrus wrote:Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!! Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is. What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style) What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our texts boss many things read your text.... I will never join this things... Yeah, join a grammar class first.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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Lolest! wrote:Quote:This case, the one of that pitching guy who installed and ERP just shows the procurement system is broken somewhere. Blame the system? People will always find ways of beating systems! The system is broken because if you can place an LPO today and get paid today...without verification of purchased goods, kuna shida. The procurement depts in all govt ministries should be investigated, this is not unique. @Guka, yes that was the drama in room 9. "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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washiku wrote:maka wrote:masukuma wrote:Lolest! wrote:masukuma wrote:hardwood wrote:Taurrus wrote:Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!! Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is. What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style) What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our texts boss many things read your text.... I will never join this things... Yeah, join a grammar class first. waah, Is that you Washiku? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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maka wrote:masukuma wrote:Lolest! wrote:masukuma wrote:hardwood wrote:Taurrus wrote:Dunia ni duara! yani the biggest issue US erections ni Email!!! Endangering national security, lying under oath, dishonesty and subversion of justice are very serious offenses, and are crimes that would make a candidate banned from running for president even in banana republics. That is how serious that email scandal is. What is becoming apparent is that digital systems will be determining leaders going forward... in kenya it's IFMIS, in the US it's emails... hacking of emails...Russians.... not surrendering emails... use of private servers. People will now be communicating using ephemeral messaging! kweli mambo ni digital.. I am waiting for whatsapp to get it's time in the sun (Bro Ochola style) What about the fb saitan app called messenger? It reads our texts boss many things read your text.... I will never join this things... Internet never forgets....also you can't hide behind internet, the same internet will find you.     If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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