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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Njung'e wrote:@impunity,
My mother is your grandmother you stupid son! Why did "my grandma" sh*t on your damn face while delivering you? She could not push and hold back the shi*et? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Amazing.My son can't hide from colour yellow. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Njung'e wrote:Amazing.My son can't hide from colour yellow. Anyway you cant answer my question since you were retarded right at birth, but the evidence is all over your sore shi*ted face!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Jeez! I thought Kenyans said mentioning other people's mothers even in passing like Duale did is insulting. Then we see direct insults on other people's mothers on wazua! People still call MPs MPigs when their words are far much worse/vile??
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/13/2011 Posts: 284 Location: Nairobi
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@Njunge, @Impunity
What r u guys trying 2 prove..one of u sld just apologize..its th only mature thing 2 do
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/4/2009 Posts: 48
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kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Gadaffi wrote:@Njunge, @Impunity
What r u guys trying 2 prove..one of u sld just apologize..its th only mature thing 2 do Did lady admin go to sleep? Like someone said, probably some tea and gizzards were spiked. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi!  I have a story... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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maka wrote:Euge wrote:samdoe wrote:kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass. Woi! I have a story... Which is?
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