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Rankaz13
#71 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 3:38:03 PM
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Ash Ock wrote:
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to birth control.
The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it."
The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method."
The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method."
"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others ask.
"Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Ngong
#72 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 3:57:05 PM
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Was wondering why this thread was sticking, now l know!
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Angelica _ann
#73 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 4:11:19 PM
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Use natural methods including hiyo ya @alpha and kumwanga inje. Hizo zingine ni cancer tupu including condoms!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Impunity
#74 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 4:13:22 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Use natural methods including hiyo ya @alpha and kumwanga inje. Hizo zingine ni cancer tupu including condoms!


kondoz inaleta kansa aje?
supposing the woman in not allegic to them like you!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Wamunyota
#75 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 4:28:05 PM
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washiku wrote:
Ash Ock wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Not a big deal sending huzzy/boyfie to buy the pill,that's nothing to yap about.
He should have pulled out in time, he seems to be a poor timer!
Sad


Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to birth control.
The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it."
The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method."
The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method."
"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others ask.
"Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Si muko na ujinga

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Thats a brilliant idea.
Hutia Mundu!!
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Wamunyota
#76 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 4:33:39 PM
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butterflyke wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
I advocate for safe days method if visitors have a definate pattern.

Joto ikizidi on a wrong day swenani method ya kuchomoa should suffice.


@Bigchick watu wamekula P2 so the visitors are not consistent.Hio ya Swenani inaleta tension.


Despite its convenience, p2 should never be used as a regular contraception method. We typically always advice against using it more than twice in the same cycle. Consistent use exposes one to various side effects, most common being irregular cycles, dysmenorrhea (painful parliamentary sessions) and menorrhagia (heavier than normal sessions). Hako kadawa kamesumbua watu wengi sana, just reserve it for emergencies as was intended.


ati parliamentary sessions Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

this nation is suffering from acute prolonged dysmenorrhea Sad thanks to mpigs

@wamunyota, this thread has made me laugh a lot but i hope you and your special one nyotoka appropriately smile

smile smile we used to nyotoka proper but we have been in a kabreak after we got our daughter.We are looking forward for the next season......
Hutia Mundu!!
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Angelica _ann
#77 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 4:42:40 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Use natural methods including hiyo ya @alpha and kumwanga inje. Hizo zingine ni cancer tupu including condoms!


kondoz inaleta kansa aje?
supposing the woman in not allegic to them like you!

Hizo lubricants and ma flavour ni madawa tupu!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Impunity
#78 Posted : Wednesday, September 03, 2014 5:08:12 PM
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Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Use natural methods including hiyo ya @alpha and kumwanga inje. Hizo zingine ni cancer tupu including condoms!


kondoz inaleta kansa aje?
supposing the woman in not allegic to them like you!

Hizo lubricants and ma flavour ni madawa tupu!


Wewe ni free I know.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Swenani
#79 Posted : Thursday, September 04, 2014 3:14:37 PM
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Kaka Sunguch
#80 Posted : Thursday, September 04, 2014 4:15:27 PM
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Ngong wrote:
Was wondering why this thread was sticking, now l know!

Same here....Wazua will be the cause of my breakdown one day.But on a serious note hii mambo ya contaceptives bure,they make airports(some) go off parliamentary sessions kabisa...they make them meditate like M7 does...Chida.
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