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Rank: Member Joined: 1/28/2009 Posts: 353 Location: Cloud
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wazere never had such a hilarious rib cracking thread ever !eti stylo ya Commando Ndethe! "For i am the master and the captain of my fate"
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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Yaani FOKA (Friends Of KAmenchu) couldn't even manage 10 dudes? Anyway, with the 10k or so raised, akanunue panty! In other news, by not attending, Impunity has blown his chance of being 1st Gentleman. I had begun picturing him storming into various media houses at night and slapping journalists. Or causing temper tantrums when wrongly addressed... GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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This has got to be the thread of the year. No landings and no ngothas. Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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[quote=Gordon Gekko]Please vote for me!!! I have no ngothas sniff sniff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCTGlGttGk[/quote] lol! u made me choke on my beer u f***. TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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C&P
"It's about beginning a discussion on values" and how they influence our "political values and political culture". What don't you people understand about that!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760
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jaggernaut wrote:C&P
"It's about beginning a discussion on values" and how they influence our "political values and political culture". What don't you people understand about that! So so existential, step aside Albert Camus!!!!!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/9/2012 Posts: 576
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'Haha, I can’t believe that I have to talk about this. Well, I remember he once found us in the sitting room, where I was massaging Wanja’s back. That was just ' Kigwa Kamenchu aka madam president Sugarcane http://www.nation.co.ke/...1/-/vgewaqz/-/index.htmlAfrica belongs to Africans.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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But you have to love her, wouldn't it be nice to have a commando president? Photo journalist would try to capture other 'parts'. Parts that have seen Oxford.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/25/2009 Posts: 973
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Lolest! wrote:Her Excellencys highly publicised party attractf less than 10 people.-DN pg 3 Woi! If i had known that i would've gone just to ogle This thread title could be changed to "kingwa kamencu's back" and still make sense!!!
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 9/17/2012 Posts: 23 Location: nairobi
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Okay,everybody,hate me now. I'm not one of her admirers. I find her nothing but a tiresome unseemly attention hoe who has more chance of flying to Uranus than making a respectable showing at the ballot. Quote:Like all of her demographic she makes the right noises about good governance,poverty reduction,gender parity and 'womens rights.' The media and the public conditioned to respond positively to these buzz words automatically feels a warm fuzzy feeling and nods approvingly. However questions remain;exactly who is setting the agenda,writing the code so to speak? Yes,I know its unkind to interrogate females,especially tearful women but such are the times we find ourselves in. Truth be told,there is nothing new in Kingwa. http://karanjazplace.blo...-kenyan-women-want.html
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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rock wrote:Lolest! wrote:Her Excellencys highly publicised party attractf less than 10 people.-DN pg 3 Woi! If i had known that i would've gone just to ogle This thread title could be changed to "kingwa kamencu's back" and still make sense!!! Neeeat!!!!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Philip Ochieng's take on Kamencu - interesting one, especially when read using the wazua landingspeak C&P: "The answer is that, in a men’s world, a woman’s pelvic protuberance is the Cape of Good Hope. There, a wise woman — presidential material — knows a lot better than to clog the sea avenues that can lead Don Juan beyond the promontory to the hinterland of Kimberley and Witwatersrand without let or hindrance." Philip Ochieng DN articleFloat like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/9/2009 Posts: 1,262
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Has she handed in her nomination papers?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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kingwa wrote:Currently being held at Central Police Station, the accusation on the charge sheet reading 'Theft with malicious intent'. What's happened is that i've been unhanging every item of underwear i've been finding on my neighbourhood's communal clothesline, as an attempt to further AUFA. I wasn't stealing the underwear to wear but rather to burn them, as underwear stands in the way of continental unity. Try telling that to police officers. Now they're saying that if i don't want to be locked up, i should pay back for all the underwear. It's a sad day in the world when those doing good are persecuted for their actions
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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Lolest! wrote:kingwa wrote:Currently being held at Central Police Station, the accusation on the charge sheet reading 'Theft with malicious intent'. What's happened is that i've been unhanging every item of underwear i've been finding on my neighbourhood's communal clothesline, as an attempt to further AUFA. I wasn't stealing the underwear to wear but rather to burn them, as underwear stands in the way of continental unity. Try telling that to police officers. Now they're saying that if i don't want to be locked up, i should pay back for all the underwear. It's a sad day in the world when those doing good are persecuted for their actions That now is being a pervert!!!! Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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King G wrote:Lolest! wrote:kingwa wrote:Currently being held at Central Police Station, the accusation on the charge sheet reading 'Theft with malicious intent'. What's happened is that i've been unhanging every item of underwear i've been finding on my neighbourhood's communal clothesline, as an attempt to further AUFA. I wasn't stealing the underwear to wear but rather to burn them, as underwear stands in the way of continental unity. Try telling that to police officers. Now they're saying that if i don't want to be locked up, i should pay back for all the underwear. It's a sad day in the world when those doing good are persecuted for their actions That now is being a pervert!!!! me thinks it's worse. She must be crazy judging from the stuff she posts on fb...
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