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Elder
#1521 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:23:22 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 2,148
Location: elderville
quicksand wrote:
brav wrote:
@Made
Quote:
Waititu released the following statement after winning,
"eeeh,am veli happy to chida ticket ino. Mbalu was strong opponet rakini mimi ni baba yao,nikamchida, nashukulu watu wa Eastrado kwa foting for me, lace ni ngumu lakini ata huyo Kidelo tutamchida kwa main erection "thegiu"


^^^^ wapi link?


Weeee ....huoni hii iko kwa Just For Laughs?

Weeee...huoni hiyo swali ya link ilikuwa Just For Laughs?
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
harrydre
#1522 Posted : Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:36:08 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
A Pastor rears chicken in Church
premises,one evening a Cock
went missing.

In Church the next day, Pastor
asked - "who has a cock?" All the
men stood up.

He said - "No,I mean who has
seen a cock?" All the women got
up,

Pastor - "No,No,I meant who has
seen a cock that isn't theirs?"

Half of the women got up,

He said "Oh Lord for goodness sake I
mean, Who has seen my cock?"

All the Choir girls got....

Pastor fainted!

i.am.back!!!!
vinii
#1523 Posted : Friday, January 25, 2013 6:03:03 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
Just for gags ''Othaya erections were hard and took long. But i came on top of Mugambi...." ...Wambui
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
livie
#1524 Posted : Friday, January 25, 2013 9:18:23 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/1/2008
Posts: 834
http://buni.tv/video/xyz-show-season-7-episode-1
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
nostoppingthis
#1525 Posted : Friday, January 25, 2013 9:31:26 AM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
WORD PLAY

Mututho alihariBEER walevi starehe zao,

nao walevi wakamWHISKEY away from politics.

Akona stress KIBAO zenye hukam once in a BLUEMOON

Akakataa ku-concede na sasa anashinda akiWINE kwa media eti wenye BAR Naivasha walimuiBEER kura.

Ameenda NARC akisahau ni the same people atapata 4th march ataCHANG'AA, We will CANE him.

hata akilia usiku kwa BLU MOON hana BARhati na hatakua hata BARlozi ama SENATOR hapa KEGnya.

Ama anadhani atapata kura kwa maGINi?

Tunamwona na tunamumuLIQUOR sana...
washiku
#1526 Posted : Friday, January 25, 2013 9:53:36 AM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
livie wrote:
http://buni.tv/video/xyz-show-season-7-episode-1


@livie, hii imeshida...Oooh....u r almost becoming a veteran!
nostoppingthis
#1527 Posted : Friday, January 25, 2013 12:23:48 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
harrydre wrote:
xyzee wrote:
harrydre wrote:
woe unto him if he sets foot in kisum LOL



He was nominated for which seat?


kanjura direct nomination kiamumbi gatundu north Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


as someone said, "we would rather vote for a dog in TNA colours...."
dunkang
#1528 Posted : Friday, January 25, 2013 7:41:25 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,818
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Just saw this on facebook, and stole it PAP
Copy n Paste

Dear Janet Mbugua….

I have attempted to suppress my feelings since Monday 9PM but that effort has been subjected to futility. Yawaa I comprehend that just like lilian muli, u r also matrimonially abducted & as such, I should mutilate any hopes of pursuing your affection. Nevertheless my corneas still detect and appreciate that both of u oozes aesthetics in gigantic proportions, both of you not only radiate but also advertise beauty via minimal effort. Yawaaa indeed it is correct that birds of the same feather locomate in unison.

On that day, Monday 21st January 2013, 2100Hrs The regalia u embedded on ur body laminated your anatomy in a cohesive and jealous manner. It stalked your physique, tracing every contour that is depicted in your fauna. Manners has barred me from oozing positive appreciation towards ur mammary glands in public domain, but your hips will not be accosted similar amnesty. Woman, yawaa flesh has resided in your pelvic areas in an inciting manner; the bulging of ur hips at the periphery of ur posterior ial mass is unanimously seductive, its mere sight alerts the organs that inhabits my loins. i emit appreciation towards the plateau existing in ur front abdominals as ur stomach does not custod overlapping intestines (tyres). Yawaaa u were chiseled yawaaa!!!

Despite the fact that u are vertically endowed thereby raising ur center of gravity hence making u vulnerable to falling…irony has sided with you by condemning my heart to be the one to succumb to gravitational pull. I have fallen. yawaa Because of you, I just imported a plasma 67” 3D spectrum colour television from Australia that is charged with the onus of airing only news that is being relinquished by the tongue that is tethered in close proximity to ur alluring face.

Yours sincerely
Opiyo.

Via my 567,000 shillings laptop (950GB)
…….near My jaccuzi, in my 4th other dwelling in runda, Narobi.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

dunkang
#1529 Posted : Friday, January 25, 2013 8:26:44 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,818
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
The Nigerian National Men Football Team has changed its nickname from 'The Super Eagles' to 'The Super He Goats'.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

brav
#1530 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:59:45 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
C&P

Chizi alikuwa anatembea, kwenda Mathari Hosp.
akaona kitu kama kinyesi.
Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema
"waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''
rock
#1531 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:14:08 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/25/2009
Posts: 973
brav wrote:
C&P

Chizi alikuwa anatembea, kwenda Mathari Hosp.
akaona kitu kama kinyesi.
Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema
"waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''

HAHAHA! Nice one
MADE
#1532 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:36:39 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/12/2007
Posts: 391
rock wrote:
brav wrote:
C&P

Chizi alikuwa anatembea, kwenda Mathari Hosp.
akaona kitu kama kinyesi.
Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema
"waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''

HAHAHA! Nice one

hahahahaaaaa.....still laughing
Age is transforming me into an Elder;becoz Admin hasn't made me one.
kingfisher
#1533 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:48:15 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/9/2008
Posts: 2,824
ION
Reporter to RAO: what is your take on the leading 2012 KCPE candidates??

RAO: that list is not authentic... i was not consulted!!
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
brav
#1534 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:13:56 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
another C&P

1. Marijuana is a drug but to Kikuyus, it also means 'They know each other'
2. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas, it is a chewing gum
3. Federer is a tennis player but to Kikuyus, it also means Flag
4. Yana is a tyre brand but to Kambas its Yesterday.
5.Ukali means Harshness but to Luhyas is food {ugali}
6. Sota is being broke but to the Luhyas its a beverage
7. Do this is english but to kiuks it means many motobike {duth is}
8. Mascara is a make up but to Luhyas is cigarettes.
9. Paper is a writting material but to Kisiis its to carry {beba}
10. Parrot to Luhyas is not only a bird,but a thing that we will use on march 4th election {ballot}
11. Chuka may be a place in meru but in Nyeri it also means 'to alight'
12. Joyce is not only a female name to Kalenjins its an option {choise}
xyzee
#1535 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:30:49 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 1/9/2009
Posts: 1,262
MADE wrote:
rock wrote:
brav wrote:
C&P

Chizi alikuwa anatembea, kwenda Mathari Hosp.
akaona kitu kama kinyesi.
Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema
"waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''

HAHAHA! Nice one

hahahahaaaaa.....still laughing


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
kangi
#1536 Posted : Wednesday, January 30, 2013 4:22:03 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 7/23/2009
Posts: 526
xyzee wrote:
MADE wrote:
rock wrote:
brav wrote:
C&P

Chizi alikuwa anatembea, kwenda Mathari Hosp.
akaona kitu kama kinyesi.
Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema
"waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''

HAHAHA! Nice one

hahahahaaaaa.....still laughing


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Hakuna haja ya kukanyaga mavi.
Accept no one's definition of your life; define your life.
Mukiri
#1537 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 12:50:07 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
kangi wrote:
xyzee wrote:
MADE wrote:
rock wrote:
brav wrote:
C&P

Chizi alikuwa anatembea, kwenda Mathari Hosp.
akaona kitu kama kinyesi.
Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema
"waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''

HAHAHA! Nice one

hahahahaaaaa.....still laughing


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Hakuna haja ya kukanyaga mavi.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly He is clearly on the road to recovery

Proverbs 19:21
harrydre
#1538 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:38:00 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
i.am.back!!!!
nostoppingthis
#1539 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 1:41:49 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
marex
#1540 Posted : Thursday, January 31, 2013 6:59:49 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
LMAO!
HOW WOMEN REACT .
Manzi: baby leo office kazi imekua mingi, imagine tumeongezewa over time ya 4 hrs. Leo ntafika home 12.am
Chali: aah you are serious ama you are just kidding?
Manzi: Aki ni ukweli.
Chali: sawa wacha ntatafta cab nkukujie.
Manzi:haina haja juu nta dropiwa apo home na yule workmate wangu.
Chali: Wah apo ni ngumu,but I trust
you..silali na watch movie nikiku
ngoja.
. . . . .
CHALI: baby leo office kazi imekua mingi, imagine tumeongezewa over time ya 4 hrs. Leo ntafika home 12.am
Manzi: ati whaaat?? Ati over time? My
fooot,
Si uwache kutafta reasons, saa hii
juu umelipwa end month, huku
huwezi patikana.
kazi ni kwenda tu klabu ukakule pesa
zako na malaya wako.
Enda ukajienjoy na hao malaya wako, ata ukitaka kulala uko lala, but hizo nguo zako uwaachie juu
sitazifua.
{Anaanza kulia}, kama nimekuchosha
sema, be a man face me uniambie, hakuna ­ haja ya madharau. .
Na ukae ukijua kwetu sikufukuzwa, unifanyie tu vile unataka, but God
anaona,.ni treat hivyo but kila kitu kina
mwisho. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this has made my evening!!!!
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